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Link Posted: 10/6/2005 7:40:26 AM EDT
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you: "Have you ever fantasized about doing your mom"

Her "no, eww gross"

You: "Good guess I'm the only thats fantasized about doing your mom"

Her: "Asshole.......... *click*
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:58:39 AM EDT
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My GF is plagued by calls from her long winded, usually drunk sister...who can talk for HOURS at a time.  

I have suggested to the GF that she use the "I'll have to call you back, I have to go shit" line to end the call, but she just gets mad at me.  

She'd rather endure the call, then call ME and waste 20 minutes of my time whining about the call she just got from her sister.  Women
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