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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:13:41 AM EDT
I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .

Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:16:11 AM EDT
Take a dump on his pillow at least once a day. Before long one of you will be relocated.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:16:32 AM EDT
Every college freshman is a moron. You could try beating it out of him, or eating his candy.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:06 AM EDT
Find a new room mate.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:20 AM EDT
time for some gun poster in the room
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:26 AM EDT
Tell him that you are a gun owner. Then later on casually mention that cooked human flesh smells a lot like pork.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:03 AM EDT
Confront him with reason, logic, and facts.

Three things that a liberal is in short supply of.

When he offers an opinion, ask him what facts he bases it on.

Everybody has an opinion. It takes some effort to know what you are talking about.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .

Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room.



Go make friends elsewhere. Spend your time at the gym, the library, in class, and out at parties. No need to stay in your dorm for more than eight hours a night plus fifteen minutes in the morning.

Why would you want to waste your time changing this guy?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Find a new room mate.



Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:19:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 9:22:43 AM EDT by phatmax]
Try to take him shooting. If he pansy's out then he is lost and there is no hope. Just take him to shoot .22 the first time. not big "scary" guns.

Also, get him drunk and laid... he sounds WAYYYY too serious.


Ahhh, and after the "small wang" comment that Freud quote works best....A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis".

In otherwords, you are rooming with a virginal girl, who is afraid of her own penis.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:20:25 AM EDT
They are all morons. Some of them may think that of you. Its a great big diverse world out there full of very different people. Its gets even more interesting once you get into your career.

CWO
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:04 AM EDT
Shoot, shovel, shut-up?

As you said though, the problem is that he is a momma's boy. They are all pussified losers and a write off as far as I am concerned but if you want to exert the effort to try to mobilize his rudimentary testosterone output you might try to gradually bring him over to manhood. Who knows? In a year you might even get him to the range.

My son started college this year and they even have a shooting range in the basement of the athletic center which is awesome. I want to go back to college!!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 9:23:28 AM EDT by MillerSHO]
Why is it you're on the defensive side before the conversation even started?

Turn it back on him.

Make HIM answer why he feels he should not follow one of the basic guidelines of our justice system, guilty before proven innocent.

He's basically saying that 2 out of 3 households in America are future criminals, logic would prove that this isn't true.

Go into the converstaion on the offensive and not the defensive, your letting him control the converstaion. This is a common tactic of the liberal mindset.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Confront him with reason, logic, and facts.

Three things that a liberal is in short supply of.

When he offers an opinion, ask him what facts he bases it on.

Everybody has an opinion. It takes some effort to know what you are talking about.



I did confront him with the truth but he simply shut up and refused to comment. I am now know as the "future mass murderer" and "Gun nut" in my room. My other 2 roommates don't care, although one of my roommates friend's thinks I'm a commie because I don't like Most American guns

(I do own a Garand though, so maybe I'm only a Commie sympathiser instead of a full fledged DU/Moveon commie rat bastard)

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:24:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By phatmax:
Try to take him shooting. If he pansy's out then he is lost and there is no hope. Just take him to shoot .22 the first time. not big "scary" guns.

Also, get him drunk and laid... he sounds WAYYYY too serious.


Ahhh, and after the "small wang" comment that Freud quote works best....A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis".

In otherwords, you are rooming with a virginal girl, who is afraid of her own penis.



I live on campus and I have NO place to store my rifles-storing them in the car isn't a viable option, and I can't store them in the dorm rooms.

Getting a pass to go to the gunrange would be like fitting a hippo through a toilet. Very hard to do.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:26:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Find a new room mate.



Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.




I hope to hell you mean busted a gut. Cause bustin' a nut doesn't mean what you seem to think it does
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:26:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Find a new room mate.



Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.




Ask him to cite a source for that observation. Then when he's got that dear-in-headlights look because he has no source hit him with Freud's observation of how fear of weapons is a sign of "sexual retardation".

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:27:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
Why is it you're on the defensive side before the conversation even started?

Turn it back on him.

Make HIM answer why he feels he should not follow one of the basic guidelines of our justice system, guilty before proven innocent.

He's basically saying that 2 out of 3 households in America are future criminals, logic would prove that this isn't true.

Go into the converstaion on the offensive and not the defensive, your letting him control the converstaion. This is a common tactic of the liberal mindset.




I'm not a really talkative person and I tend to keep to myself...however, I did leave several www.wnd.com articles on his bed that sort of disproved his statements he made the other night.

What also sucks his that his dad is supposedly a JAG lawyer.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:28:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By inzane123:
Tell him that you are a gun owner. Then later on casually mention that cooked human flesh smells a lot like pork.



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:29:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Find a new room mate.



Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.




I hope to hell you mean busted a gut. Cause bustin' a nut doesn't mean what you seem to think it does



WHoops.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:34:01 AM EDT
While he is arguing with you, whip it out and start beating off.


One of you will be relocated within a week.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:35:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
Why is it you're on the defensive side before the conversation even started?

Turn it back on him.

Make HIM answer why he feels he should not follow one of the basic guidelines of our justice system, guilty before proven innocent.

He's basically saying that 2 out of 3 households in America are future criminals, logic would prove that this isn't true.

Go into the converstaion on the offensive and not the defensive, your letting him control the converstaion. This is a common tactic of the liberal mindset.




I would take this a step further and start lodging complaints with the university against the diversity policy. Your offended and threatened by his comments, right? Use this PC crap to your advantage.

Additionally, watch your six. The last liberal I worked with that rabid of an anti gun attitude ended up flipping out, destroying some server hardware, and attacking me with a keyboard of all things. Popular to contrary belief, they are VERY capable of violence.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:40:28 AM EDT
leave a declaration of war on his desk- include a list of grievances. then use your imagination- college rules!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:40:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:44:25 AM EDT
fadedsun, I thought you were in TX?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:45:47 AM EDT
Tell him you fantasize about sodomizing him. That oughta do it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:50:46 AM EDT
Suck it up and be glad you didn't go to Oberlin...it could be a LOT worse...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:50:54 AM EDT
Just another idea. Watch PCU again and pay attention to how Jeremy Pivens character treated his roommate.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:52:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .

Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room.



Is killing him in his sleep an option???
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:55:19 AM EDT
"Looking for a cheap AK of any type, any country, milled stamped, tooth picked to use in a test. Do not expect the rifle to shoot the same after the test if you loan it to me. It might not be safe to shoot at all and should probably be used only for parts.

Please IM me for details."

you could have him shoot the ak with out the recoil spring.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:00:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .

Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room.



shoot his ass!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:02:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By inzane123:
Tell him that you are a gun owner. Then later on casually mention that cooked human flesh smells a lot like pork.



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:05:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARKAN_the_Tiger:
Tell him you fantasize about sodomizing him. That oughta do it.



Better think through all the possible outcomes of this before embarking down this road.

CWO
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:06:17 AM EDT
No one has said "Draw down on him" yet? Well I'm saying it. Draw down on his ass.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:17:59 AM EDT
Freshman? 60% chance he won't be there next year.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:20:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:21:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 10:22:22 AM EDT by kindstranger]
Put a large bottle of ether on your desk and leave gay porn strewn about.

There will be one of two responses. Either way, you'll have a new roommate by weeks end.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:22:49 AM EDT


Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Find a new room mate.



Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.




Get off on being told you have small pee-pee?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:23:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
fadedsun, I thought you were in TX?



I was. I'm in FL for school...and nothing else!

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:23:59 AM EDT
Start wetting the bed...

...his bed.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:28:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kindstranger:
Put a large bottle of ether on your desk and leave gay porn strewn about.

There will be one of two responses. Either way, you'll have a new roommate by weeks end.



Porn is illegal at the school and will get you kicked out. Yep.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:37:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 10:39:03 AM EDT by NewbHunter]
You go to that Pensecola Bible school right?

I also went to a Chrsitian college and it never ceased to amaze me the kind of people that you'd find there. At least ours wasn't nearly as strict as yours. I don't know how you put up with all that crap. I feel bad for you man.

ETA: And you're able to get onto ARFCOM from school? Ours blocked sites like this (of course that didn't stop us from still getting through )
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:38:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .





Ask him if that's true, why is he pissing you off?

He's probably a very weak person, and if you scream at him he'll do your bidding.

Example:

fadedsun: Vaccum the floor
Roommate: but...
fadesun: CLEAN THE GODDAMN FLOOR YOU USELESS PILE OF CRAP!
roommate: oookay.

You either get a slave, or he'll leave. Remember, most anti-gunners are weak people. That means they exist to do our bidding.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:39:34 AM EDT
Shoot
Shovel
Shutup
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:39:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:

Originally Posted By kindstranger:
Put a large bottle of ether on your desk and leave gay porn strewn about.

There will be one of two responses. Either way, you'll have a new roommate by weeks end.



Porn is illegal at the school and will get you kicked out. Yep.





O.K. then, how about teletubbies? Can you start collecting teletubbies?

O.K. Here's your answer:

1. Put a big bottle of baby oil next to your bed.

2. Hide a can of doughnut glaze, every morning put a teaspoon full in some wadded up kleenex. Leave it strewn about the room.

3. Constantly put the picture of his mother on your pillow. If possible, obtain a picture of his mother and make copies. Write love notes on them and leave them in plain view
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:41:55 AM EDT
Another option is to go get a watermelon.

Paint a smiley face on it. Talk to the watermelon. Have conversations with it.

AT ALL COSTS REFUSE TO DISCUSS THE WATERMELON WITH YOUR ROOMMATE.

One day, push the watermelon out the window, and leave a suicide note blaming your roommate. Go to the RA and accuse your roommate of murdering the watermelon.

This usually makes them do a room change.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:45:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
Another option is to go get a watermelon.

Paint a smiley face on it. Talk to the watermelon. Have conversations with it.

AT ALL COSTS REFUSE TO DISCUSS THE WATERMELON WITH YOUR ROOMMATE.

One day, push the watermelon out the window, and leave a suicide note blaming your roommate. Go to the RA and accuse your roommate of murdering the watermelon.

This usually makes them do a room change.



He should put a glory hole in the watermelon. That will expedite the whole process.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:47:05 AM EDT
I wonder if he asks the watermelon to tell his room mate to go away, if his room mate will go away?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 10:51:04 AM EDT
Fool around with girls on the top bunk while he is "asleep" on the bottom, then wreck his car just before Spring Break. Worked for me... ummmm... a guy I knew back in my wilder days...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:07:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 11:09:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
Fool around with girls on the top bunk while he is "asleep" on the bottom, then wreck his car just before Spring Break. Worked for me... ummmm... a guy I knew back in my wilder days...



Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms.

And I memorized your signature for my BI-102 quiz last semester
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