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Posted: 9/28/2005 11:10:35 AM EDT

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All-bean diet.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:16:22 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:19:11 AM EDT

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I rarely kept a roommate in college....until I had some good friends and I move into a townhouse together. The reason being is that when you get up at 5 in the morning (every morning) to go do PT in ROTC, you tend to make noise. Then I would come back at about 6:45, all pumped up..rather loud, while eveyrone else was hazily getting ready and heading to the showers....I was sweating up a storm...even while in the showers.

Residing with someone like this for a semester or even a month, tends to make you ask to transfer. Doesn't help to be a liberal arts major in a room with an engineer who is up studying to all hours as well. Wrecks havoc on someones beauty sleep

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:22:43 AM EDT

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Find a new room mate.

Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.

Is he a homo???

I would lock the door when I went to take a shower if I was you

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:22:59 AM EDT

[#5]

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:25:33 AM EDT

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Find a new room mate.

Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

I busted a nut when I heard that.

Is he a homo???

I would lock the door when I went to take a shower if I was you

Well supposedly he was engaged to get married 3 weeks out of highschool to a "really" hot girl....but um...I think his definition of female is relative.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:29:29 AM EDT

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Start talking to him the way Buffalo Bill spoke to his victim in "Silence of the Lambs".

"It puts its dirty clothes in the hamper, or else it gets the hose again".

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:29:42 AM EDT

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Fool around with girls on the top bunk while he is "asleep" on the bottom, then wreck his car just before Spring Break. Worked for me... ummmm... a guy I knew back in my wilder days...

Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms.

And I memorized your signature for my BI-102 quiz last semester

Sorry - didn't realize you were in Bible college...

I suspect you are light-years ahead of where I was (faith-wise) at your age, which is great IMHO.

(You are memorizing scripture for quizzes, I was living in a fraternity house at a "party school"...

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Posted: 9/28/2005 11:33:38 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Let me ask -- how come you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Why is it so hard to obtain? I figured it would be off-campus somewhere (are you not free to go into town or something)?

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:36:07 AM EDT

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job=money=own apartment= keep your guns with you.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:43:08 AM EDT

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Every college freshman is a moron. You could try beating it out of him, or eating his candy.

Kharn

BOTH. It works, guaranteed

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:44:02 AM EDT

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Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms.

Aw, poo. Otherwise I would have told you to bang his girl in front of him if he were to have invited her over...

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:44:59 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Let me ask -- how come you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Why is it so hard to obtain? I figured it would be off-campus somewhere (are you not free to go into town or something)?

If it's not in the checkout computer you need a pass to go to it. I don't even think there's a gun range in the Pensacola area though...

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:45:17 AM EDT

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My roomate pissed me off last week so I just had a 3 way in his bed, I ran into him on the way out of the dorm and just told him to wash his sheets. He hasnt bugged me since

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:46:25 AM EDT

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Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms.

WTF?

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:48:34 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Let me ask -- how come you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Why is it so hard to obtain? I figured it would be off-campus somewhere (are you not free to go into town or something)?

If it's not in the checkout computer you need a pass to go to it. I don't even think there's a gun range in the Pensacola area though...

Are you saying you aren't free to leave campus unless the location you are going to is in a computer???

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:50:23 AM EDT

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Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms.

Aw, poo. Otherwise I would have told you to bang his girl in front of him if he were to have invited her over...

Umm.....I won't comment on this one...

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:51:23 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Let me ask -- how come you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Why is it so hard to obtain? I figured it would be off-campus somewhere (are you not free to go into town or something)?

If it's not in the checkout computer you need a pass to go to it. I don't even think there's a gun range in the Pensacola area though...

Are you saying you aren't free to leave campus unless the location you are going to is in a computer???

Yup. And right now I'm at Taco Bell in Pensacola, which is on the computers....

Can't access ARFCOM from the network at school.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:52:20 AM EDT

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So you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Which is nearly impossible to obtain? Tell me again why you went to this college.....

Price.

Let me ask -- how come you need a pass to go to the shooting range? Why is it so hard to obtain? I figured it would be off-campus somewhere (are you not free to go into town or something)?

If it's not in the checkout computer you need a pass to go to it. I don't even think there's a gun range in the Pensacola area though...

Yes there is. I went shooting there in April while I was visiting my brother at NAS Pensecola. I can't remember exactly how to get there, but I know there is one not too far outside of town.

Only bad thing is they don't allow "rapid fire"

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:56:17 AM EDT

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Yup. And right now I'm at Taco Bell in Pensacola, which is on the computers....

Can't access ARFCOM from the network at school.

Even if they haven't cut me a paycheck in 6 weeks, I'm no longer going to complain about my school.

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:57:23 AM EDT

[#21]

tag..

Posted: 9/28/2005 11:58:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Damn. This is a pretty invasive school. Is the lack of freedom worth the price?

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:00:49 PM EDT

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Masturbate constantly. Some man jam on the shower wall and floor should do it.

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:02:10 PM EDT

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Are you saying you aren't free to leave campus unless the location you are going to is in a computer???

Yup. And right now I'm at Taco Bell in Pensacola, which is on the computers....

Can't access ARFCOM from the network at school.

Damn, you're missing out on what I think is half of the college experience. Being on your own and free to make your own decisions both good and bad.

I understand it may be cheap tuition, but you should consider getting yourself a job and transferring somewhere else.

There are options for you even if you have absolutely no money.

As for the roommate, just ignore him and despise him silently, in the climate you're in it seems any confrontation would place you on the blame side.

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:02:48 PM EDT

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Tell him that you are a gun owner. Then later on casually mention that cooked human flesh smells a lot like pork.

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:05:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Tell him all that candy will make him fat.

CRC

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:05:33 PM EDT

[#27]

Agree with him, in fact play the opposite card: talk like you're even more liberal than he is. Then one day when the time is right, switch back to your true stance and see what happens :)

I had a liberal roommate last year for about 2 weeks. When I figured out what was wrong with him, I put a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on my door. I expected a confrontation or SOMETHING; no, he just moved out one day while I was at class.

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:08:02 PM EDT

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Hehe, Reminds me of the time that my buddy and I each walked in to his apartment with a rifle on each shoulder (10/22, AR15, AK, and 30-06) and glocks after a nice day at the rangeHis I suggest you try this sometime!

Posted: 9/28/2005 12:44:07 PM EDT

[#29]

offer to take him shooting and experience it for himself. My guess is that the kid has no real world experience. Is he an only child? is his mother a single mom? he may have heard so much BS from his mother over the years and got set in his ideas and just never had them challenged by reality. Challenge his beliefs with reality and offer to take him shooting.

When someone has been tought liberal ideas their whole life but has never been challenged by reality one of usually two things happens when they are. Either 1. their beliefs shatter before them like glass as they are set free or 2. They think the whole world is insane and in need of conversion and therefore burrow more deeply in their beliefs.

Its worth a try.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:05:26 PM EDT

[#30]

Just steal his girlfriend and then pop her cherry. Not that I would do that . . . again.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:16:34 PM EDT

[#31]

I don't think you should be suprised.
You go to a school that is a liberal's wet dream.
TOTAL CONTROL.

I go to a Catholic university - only rules we had were no visitors of the opposite sex past 12 on weeknights, 2 on weekends for our freshman year.

I would never go to a college that is more repressive then Gitmo Bay.
True Christians are called to live in the world, not to hide from it.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:17:08 PM EDT

[#32]

Is he doing anything other than disagreeing with you? Then what's the big deal? If he's leaving his clothes around, or playing his stereo too loud, or anything that would be irritating you, then you should talk to an RA(Residence Assistant).

In fact, Marksman14 is an RA at Illinois State. ]

On that note, PAGING Marksman14!

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:18:58 PM EDT

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Put ex-lax in his drink.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:38:30 PM EDT

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Are you saying you aren't free to leave campus unless the location you are going to is in a computer???

Yup. And right now I'm at Taco Bell in Pensacola, which is on the computers....

Can't access ARFCOM from the network at school.

Damn, you're missing out on what I think is half of the college experience. Being on your own and free to make your own decisions both good and bad.

I understand it may be cheap tuition, but you should consider getting yourself a job and transferring somewhere else.

There are options for you even if you have absolutely no money.

As for the roommate, just ignore him and despise him silently, in the climate you're in it seems any confrontation would place you on the blame side.

I agree with DD here, college is supposed to prepare you for the real world...(SUPPOSED TO....mostly a bunch of claptrap) not coddle you to it's bosom like some over-protective mommy. People your age are serving their country and getting shot at and killing terrorists and flying helos and hvaing fun with LBFMs..... and you need to tell your school (to whom YOU give money to) that you are going to get a Chalupa and Diet Pepsi???????
That is not fair to YOU and not allowing YOU to grow. You have to be able to go screw up once you can vote. From the sound of it, your school is not too right wing either, as you have dumb-fuck the little dick as a roommate.
What are you getting a degree in?

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:42:10 PM EDT

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Take a dump on his pillow at least once a day. Before long one of you will be relocated.

+1 stick pubes in his toothpaste. Wipe skidmarks on his pillowcase. These things have been done before.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:46:37 PM EDT

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I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers .

Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room.

Go make friends elsewhere. Spend your time at the gym, the library, in class, and out at parties. No need to stay in your dorm for more than eight hours a night plus fifteen minutes in the morning.

Why would you want to waste your time changing this guy?

Or send him to arfcom. worked for this guy. ^

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:47:57 PM EDT

[#37]

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Every college freshman is a moron. You could try beating it out of him, or eating his candy.

Kharn

Like taking candy from a baby.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:51:15 PM EDT

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Are you saying you aren't free to leave campus unless the location you are going to is in a computer???

Yup. And right now I'm at Taco Bell in Pensacola, which is on the computers....

Can't access ARFCOM from the network at school.

Damn, you're missing out on what I think is half of the college experience. Being on your own and free to make your own decisions both good and bad.

I understand it may be cheap tuition, but you should consider getting yourself a job and transferring somewhere else.

There are options for you even if you have absolutely no money.

As for the roommate, just ignore him and despise him silently, in the climate you're in it seems any confrontation would place you on the blame side.

I agree with DD here, college is supposed to prepare you for the real world...(SUPPOSED TO....mostly a bunch of claptrap) not coddle you to it's bosom like some over-protective mommy. People your age are serving their country and getting shot at and killing terrorists and flying helos and hvaing fun with LBFMs..... and you need to tell your school (to whom YOU give money to) that you are going to get a Chalupa and Diet Pepsi???????
That is not fair to YOU and not allowing YOU to grow. You have to be able to go screw up once you can vote. From the sound of it, your school is not too right wing either, as you have dumb-fuck the little dick as a roommate.
What are you getting a degree in?

I think fadedsun here is going to a Christian college. But I think it's pretty stupid that he needs to tell the school where he's going all the time, as if the school was a nanny.

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:53:52 PM EDT

[#39]

I'd just kick his ass!

Posted: 9/28/2005 1:56:00 PM EDT

[#40]

blanket party his ass and tell him it was a bad dream fat boy

Posted: 9/28/2005 2:13:32 PM EDT

[#41]

WOW...your school sounds like more of a problem then your roomate.
Forget about the sissy roomate and live your life. He will end up a porn freak in no time.

Posted: 9/28/2005 6:27:47 PM EDT

[#42]

Just one final idea. If he uses spray deoderant and is a little groggy in the morning. Replace the can of deoderant with a can of CLP. Might even try your hand at making a nice lable for it.

Posted: 9/28/2005 6:39:49 PM EDT

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time for some gun poster in the room

+1 My sister is a flaming liberal and shes only 17. Since I just moved home I'm working on converting her. She thinks my Glock will jump up and shoot people on its own.

Posted: 9/28/2005 6:44:08 PM EDT

[#44]

How many stories up are you on?

Posted: 9/28/2005 6:49:36 PM EDT

[#45]

No booze.
No porn.
No chicks.

Wow. I guess that you can look forward to emerging from
this well structured cocoon of wholesome educational
bliss as a good little droid.

The tragic thing is that you are paying for this...

Posted: 9/28/2005 6:52:34 PM EDT

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I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs".

Ask him if women buy guns because they have small breasts.

Posted: 10/8/2005 9:46:13 AM EDT

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I got accused today of being a criminal because I didn't register my 2 rifles

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Only 8 more weeks....

Posted: 10/8/2005 9:54:59 AM EDT

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I got accused today of being a criminal because I didn't register my 2 rifles .

Only 8 more weeks....

Point him to Google and have him find the registration form for Florida.

Kharn

Posted: 10/8/2005 10:07:53 AM EDT

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I got accused today of being a criminal because I didn't register my 2 rifles .

Only 8 more weeks....
Point him to Google and have him find the registration form for Florida.

Kharn

The other roommate from MI seems to think the same thing.

Posted: 10/8/2005 10:44:44 AM EDT

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Try to take him shooting. If he pansy's out then he is lost and there is no hope. Just take him to shoot .22 the first time. not big "scary" guns.

Also, get him drunk and laid... he sounds WAYYYY too serious.

Ahhh, and after the "small wang" comment that Freud quote works best....A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis".

In otherwords, you are rooming with a virginal girl, who is afraid of her own penis.

I live on campus and I have NO place to store my rifles-storing them in the car isn't a viable option, and I can't store them in the dorm rooms.

Getting a pass to go to the gunrange would be like fitting a hippo through a toilet. Very hard to do.

What school? Flordia State will allow you to store your guns in the Police Department. They have a big locked room for it.

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