Quoted: Cats don't need to wipe because they lick their assholes clean. I don't think that would be an option, even if we could.
I just find it hard to believe that we're now in the 21st century and everyone still cleans themselves by pawing at their asses with wadded up paper. Of course, look at what TP costs at the store, and it's considered a 'staple.' I'm sure that we've come up with better methods, but Big TP has kept it all quiet.
We need to figure out exactly how the three seashells work, a la 'Demolition Man'.
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John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don't know if you guys know itbut you're... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: Did you say toilet paper?
Lenina Huxley: Oh. They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.