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Posted: 7/22/2001 5:59:54 PM EDT
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Miss Magnum et. al. will have your balls for breakfast for that one, LOL
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Posted: 7/22/2001 6:05:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Miss Magnum et. al. will have your balls for breakfast for that one, LOL |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 6:06:38 PM EDT
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I'm sure she found out about it in the sixth grade.
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Posted: 7/22/2001 6:22:59 PM EDT
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raf,
Obviously you completely missed the point I was trying to make the other day. Figure the odds that you would take what you want to believe and run with it...[rolleyes] |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 6:30:33 PM EDT
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Why can't blondes ride in convertables?
Because it makes their heads whistle..... |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 6:38:09 PM EDT
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Could be blonde men - have you even noticed that there are very very few blonde politicians???
Too smart or too dumb??? |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 7:14:02 PM EDT
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What's blonde then brunette, then blonde, then brunette......?
Madonna doing cart wheels naked. 2 blondes locked themselves out of their car. 1 blonde ask the other one if she had a coat hanger. The other blondes say no, asks why. The first blondes says well I was gonna se if I could jimmy the car open. First blondes say "Maybe I can think of something else" The second blondes says "well you better hurry cause it looks like rain and the top is down on the car" A blonde got hired at an M&M factory to sort M&M and throw out the bad one. Well after an hour she got fired for throwing away half of the inventory she claimed contained not "M's" but "W's" |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 7:21:44 PM EDT
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden Retreiver! |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 7:38:39 PM EDT
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A Highway patrol pulled a blonde over for speeding. Walking up to her window, he failed to notice that his fly was open. When he got to her window, the blonde looked at the open fly and said dejectedly, "OH NO!!! Not another breathelizer test"
A blonde gets home and tells her roommate that she had just ridden in a Porche. It was black and white and from what she can read at the side of the car it was the 9 1 1 model and the cop that was driving must've been rich to afford it. |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 8:49:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: A Highway patrol pulled a blonde over for speeding. Walking up to her window, he failed to notice that his fly was open. When he got to her window, the blonde looked at the open fly and said dejectedly, "OH NO!!! Not another breathelizer test" MY NOMINEE FOR PICK OF THE LITTER, thus far[smile] |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 8:50:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: A Highway patrol pulled a blonde over for speeding. Walking up to her window, he failed to notice that his fly was open. When he got to her window, the blonde looked at the open fly and said dejectedly, "OH NO!!! Not another breathelizer test" MY NOMINEE FOR PICK OF THE LITTER, thus far[smoke] |
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Posted: 7/22/2001 9:16:31 PM EDT
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What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Look, doughnut seeds!"
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Posted: 7/22/2001 9:33:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: A Highway patrol pulled a blonde over for speeding. Walking up to her window, he failed to notice that his fly was open. When he got to her window, the blonde looked at the open fly and said dejectedly, "OH NO!!! Not another breathelizer test" MY NOMINEE FOR PICK OF THE LITTER, thus far[smoke] That is soooo old. |
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Posted: 7/23/2001 2:48:04 AM EDT
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a blonde is driving down the road when she hears on the raido a "shock jock" cracking of blonde joke after blonde joke. she then looks out the window and sees another blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a corn field. She gets out and screams at the other Blonde "ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME IF I COULD SWIM! ID GET OUT THERE AND GIVE U A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!!"
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