The mission: to fix the old server,get upgrades in place,etc,etc,etc!
The team:GoatBoy(working bee),Mrs.GoatBoy(in charge of transportation and cross stitching),Edward(team leader...meaning he didn't do squat, but told us all what to do),and yours truly(Nagger in chief,and supply and logistic officer,meaning.... keep nagging until they go to fix the server and take them to lunch and dinner!)

They(Goatboy.... and Ed?)worked from 10AM until midnight(things were worse than expected...they always are) with interruptions only to eat some Chili and super hot Buffalo wings for lunch, shopping for necessary electronic things,and dinner....which brings this reporter to the point of this post!
We went to a famous hamburger place where all but Ed ordered their famous burgers!Edward was not hungry,so instead said he was going to buy a small loaf of bread that looked very appetizing in the restaurant's window.
He took a slice off, buttered it and ate it.We all felt the bread was waaaaay too hard,even for me(I like crusty bread).Edward took it back and asked for an exchange......A new loaf for the "football"they sold him.After inspecting the piece,one of the girls asked the obviously new employee where she got the loaf from.The girl proudly announced...from the display window, of course!
[B]Well,we don't know how old the bread was,but we noticed that besides it being nearly petrified there was nothing else wrong with it.[/B] We concluded that all the butter Ed put on, it made it slide down his esophagus and into the stomach, where it probably sits.He seems to be doing fine.I will keep him under observation![:X*]

Ahhhh,shellac would explain the lack of fungal growth and the beautiful surface shine!
We were ROTFLOAO! [:D]

Angelo will be fine for therapy, but it is a long time away![8D]

I'd like to point out that the bread was probably one of the most beautiful creations made by man, and the Ed's ability to swallow an entire slice shows his grit and character... either that or his ability to enjoy suffering.

I am excited to see what happens next... I assured him it will be quite painful... sort of like having swalled small shards of glass.

]=)

-- GB