Quoted: Well, I asked the wife if I could have one. I'd even THINK about selling a gun. She said no., then HELL NO, then, What the F--K are you talking about. Musta been the meds talking "dear". I guess they don't take jokes like that very well.

You asked your wife if you could order a mail-order bride?  Someone take this man to the back room and explain things to him.  He missed a few classes of the Reality 101 course.

Quoted: Well, I asked the wife if I could have one...

Hell, I've been married so long that my wife said, "If she cooks and cleans, get two!".  

TC

Quoted: Quoted: Is it just the men who can get in on the <cough> ground floor??? I mean...Well...I need a cabana boy...speaks no English, washboard abs, tight buns, pecs of steel...Hell, he must be able to  benchpress me while mixing my cocktails (must be a proficient bartender) He also must be able to tell me how gorgeous I am in one of the romance languages (a cunning linguist, if you will ) and be proficient in applying suntan oil and sweeping sand off my beach mat. OH! And be a gourmet cook and experienced masseuse. I think that's it... Materialistic?? HA!  We ladies don't need rims or pick ups or jewelry... How close are you to New Hampshire ?? I can fill out a resume ( sorry, I speak English and am not QUITE the TV bench press model)

See Rodent's post...same goes for the men, sorry!
NEXT!!!!!!!!!

Quoted: this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on ARFCOM

Why, you don't like women?  

Quoted: Amish would work for me, or Hutterite.   I also would not say no to a former soviet chick, hot and with a cool accent....

You obviously haven't eaten Russian cooking.  We had a man go on a trip to the Ukraine to see how things were going in an office.  The locals took him out to eat (you have to eat what they serve type things).  They brought out, I swear, a slab of lard with some sort of gravy on it, and handed him a spoon.  He had to eat it.  Those folks are not known for their cuisine.

Choose wisely.

If you're really serious about this group buy, we'll need to send some experienced shoppers overseas.

I volunteer for Iceland and the Baltic Republics.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Big firm breasts with large nipples is the only requirement.  Small ass a plus.  Must have cute face, no large moles, no frizzy hair.  Shaved where needed. Sounds like a teen boy with a boob job.   Owned!!!

No doubt.  I'd do the Crocodile Dundee "crotch check" before purchase, esp if the mail order bride is Thai..........

Quoted: Quoted: this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on ARFCOM Why, you don't like women?

ARFCOM Apologist - always one.......

Quoted: Quoted: Well, I asked the wife if I could have one. I'd even THINK about selling a gun. She said no., then HELL NO, then, What the F--K are you talking about. Musta been the meds talking "dear". I guess they don't take jokes like that very well. You asked your wife if you could order a mail-order bride?  Someone take this man to the back room and explain things to him.  He missed a few classes of the Reality 101 course.

10 years brother, have not cleaned a fish in that time, nor been questioned once about any gun I bought. Or ammo, or "stuff". 10th anniversary she wanted a gun [Ruger SS bearcat]And she still weighs 110 pds, the same as when we got married. Good to the kiddo too, anyways she's a polack [HER wording, not mine] so I guess it sorta counts. And I did ask her, just to be a smartass.

Quoted: If you're really serious about this group buy, we'll need to send some experienced shoppers overseas. I volunteer for Iceland and the Baltic Republics.

I can already offer first hand experience on the Balkans........as for Iceland or Baltic Republics - ie - Western Russia,etc.......I need to do some research.....I can testify firsthand that the difference between non-American women and foreign women is night and day...........not every foreign woman expects an Escladade in the front yard........

Some cultures teach the concept of appreciation.....being appreciated  after a hard days work for example....

Quoted: Quoted: Hmmm, my wife is Dutch-does that mean I married an "Import"? She wasn't mail order though-I won that eBay auction fair and square Well, at least you will know where she is at all times, with those clip-clop wooden shoes and all.

Unfortunately she traded her wooden clogs in for Tevas, and she refuses to wear a bell around her neck

Cripes, she'd castrate me in my sleep for talking like this

Quoted: ...You obviously haven't eaten Russian cooking...

LOL

"No more potatoes for me, my little Babushka."

And to think DK Prof did it in reverse, he came to America and married American

Grass always greener?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hmmm, my wife is Dutch-does that mean I married an "Import"? She wasn't mail order though-I won that eBay auction fair and square Well, at least you will know where she is at all times, with those clip-clop wooden shoes and all. Unfortunately she traded her wooden clogs in for Tevas, and she refuses to wear a bell around her neck Cripes, she'd castrate me in my sleep for talking like this Saved to hard disk as ammo for future favors.

Oops

Quoted: this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on ARFCOM

You should check out some foreign cultures where marriages are still arranged between the parents.
Love & marriage as we know it in the West  is very different the world over.

Quoted: And to think DK Prof did it in reverse, he came to America and married American Grass always greener?

Nah.....he's just <<COUGH>> EUROPEAN <<COUGH>>

Alas...........there IS hope.........
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Mine is an import from VietNam.
I am one lucky Husband!
Did I mention she has 3 unmarried sisters? All beautiful, 24yo. 26yo. 30yo.
And NONE have ever been on a date!

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I once had a fella (GEEK) that worked in my Dept that had no luck with women here in NW Indiana. He tried everything he even got taken for several thousand when he went through some Island girl site. About 1994 or 95 He finally got hooked up with a site that guarateed him his choice of russian women. After corrosponding with several he went to Moscow, Russia to fialize his pic. When he got there he was visiting with them and thier families, he met a friend of one of the girls he was trying to decide on. She was a Sgt. in the Russian Infantry!  Well guess what happened next! they fellin love, she got a discharge from the Russian army.  She was a good looking blond about 5'6" about 110 lbs. He brought her back to the states and were married and I still see them together at the local grocery store shopping with thier children some 10 years later. This is a true story and you can google it if you don't believe me. The local paper did several articles on it-- the Michigan City News Dispatch--Indiana --- his name is Jeff Cooper

BTW I would like a couple of BOTD 19 to 23 year old girls to live in and help me cut the grass and help out on the range. Honestly no other intent----

Edit: the wife said "I don't ***king think so" when she read the last line darn it!

Quoted: Quoted: Big firm breasts with large nipples is the only requirement.  Small ass a plus.  Must have cute face, no large moles, no frizzy hair.  Shaved where needed. Sounds like a teen boy with a boob job.

Thats just how I like them

Put me down for a nice latino woman.

I understand Russian women are very nice, as long as you can get them to stop cooking the potato/beet dishes.

Quoted: I once had a fella (GEEK) that worked in my Dept that had no luck with women here in NW Indiana. He tried everything he even got taken for several thousand when he went through some Island girl site. About 1994 or 95 He finally got hooked up with a site that guarateed him his choice of russian women. After corrosponding with several he went to Moscow, Russia to fialize his pic. When he got there he was visiting with them and thier families, he met a friend of one of the girls he was trying to decide on. She was a Sgt. in the Russian Infantry!  Well guess what happened next! they fellin love, she got a discharge from the Russian army.  She was a good looking blond about 5'6" about 110 lbs. He brought her back to the states and were married and I still see them together at the local grocery store shopping with thier children some 10 years later. This is a true story and you can google it if you don't believe me. The local paper did several articles on it-- the Michigan City News Dispatch--Indiana --- his name is Jeff Cooper BTW I would like a couple of BOTD 19 to 23 year old girls to live in and help me cut the grass and help out on the range. Honestly no other intent---- Edit: the wife said "I don't ***king think so" when she read the last line darn it!

two words:  OPSEC  

I'm down for Latina and ... Latina.

I picked Afrika.  "I want HALF, Eddie!"

Put me down for a Latina.

Just make sure she doesn't pop smoke in the house.

Quoted: I once had a fella (GEEK) that worked in my Dept that had no luck with women here in NW Indiana. He tried everything he even got taken for several thousand when he went through some Island girl site. About 1994 or 95 He finally got hooked up with a site that guarateed him his choice of russian women. After corrosponding with several he went to Moscow, Russia to fialize his pic. When he got there he was visiting with them and thier families, he met a friend of one of the girls he was trying to decide on. She was a Sgt. in the Russian Infantry!  Well guess what happened next! they fellin love, she got a discharge from the Russian army.  She was a good looking blond about 5'6" about 110 lbs. He brought her back to the states and were married and I still see them together at the local grocery store shopping with thier children some 10 years later. This is a true story and you can google it if you don't believe me. The local paper did several articles on it-- the Michigan City News Dispatch--Indiana --- his name is Jeff Cooper BTW I would like a couple of BOTD 19 to 23 year old girls to live in and help me cut the grass and help out on the range. Honestly no other intent---- Edit: the wife said "I don't ***king think so" when she read the last line darn it!

Wow...........there is a God.......

Quoted: two words:  OPSEC

...or at least one two-syllable acronym.....

Why was there no "all of the above" choice in the poll?

Quoted: Why was there no "all of the above" choice in the poll?

i agree.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: NW, I think you're nuts.  IBTL.   And I think you are a FAG.   Definitely a limp-wristed rainbow sticker protege.......... Deej is neither...Be nice boys...or I'll be clickin'!

Playmore to the rescue! Thanks so much, you're so sweet.  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on ARFCOM Why, you don't like women?   ARFCOM Apologist - always one.......

Oh, I do indeed like women. I've just never had to buy one. It's the fact that someone can't get a woman without buying one that I find pathetic.

As far as being an apologist.... I only feel sorry for you that you have marry a chick from another country, entitling her to half of whatever is yours, just to get some ass. That my friend... is just pathetic.

"can't get one without buying one?"

WTF do you call dates, engagement ring, wedding ring, honeymoon, house, second car, freaking decorative pillows and nagging you to spend more time on the landscaping on the weekends instead of doing your own hobbies.

That cost time and money.  Make no mistake you buy ANY woman.  American or not, quit trying to pretend you don't.

the imports just tend to be less bitchy

Quoted: "can't get one without buying one?" WTF do you call dates, engagement ring, wedding ring, honeymoon, house, second car, freaking decorative pillows and nagging you to spend more time on the landscaping on the weekends instead of doing your own hobbies. That cost time and money.  Make no mistake you buy ANY woman.  American or not, quit trying to pretend you don't.

The two aren't comparable. In one instance you shop through a catalog and send money to an agency to provide a sammich maker for you... in the other instance, you find her yourself and spend as much or as little as you have to get the sammich maker you find. There is no comparison.  

ETA: and in the latter case... money isnt the deciding factor.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: NW, I think you're nuts.  IBTL.   And I think you are a FAG.   Definitely a limp-wristed rainbow sticker protege.......... Deej is neither...Be nice boys...or I'll be clickin'! Playmore to the rescue! Thanks so much, you're so sweet.

deej, thats one sweet shield you get to hide behind

michelle malkin


just saying the name makes me grab for my crotch

i said former soviet republics in the poll....but latin america would be fine too

Quoted: Oh, I do indeed like women. I've just never had to buy one. It's the fact that someone can't get a woman without buying one that I find pathetic. As far as being an apologist.... I only feel sorry for you that you have marry a chick from another country, entitling her to half of whatever is yours, just to get some ass. That my friend... is just pathetic.

Why are you dropping turds in a fun thread?  

Quoted: Quoted: Oh, I do indeed like women. I've just never had to buy one. It's the fact that someone can't get a woman without buying one that I find pathetic. As far as being an apologist.... I only feel sorry for you that you have marry a chick from another country, entitling her to half of whatever is yours, just to get some ass. That my friend... is just pathetic. Why are you dropping turds in a fun thread?

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It's all about the Russian Brides.

If you cant find a winner here it must be you. If you want variety come to south Florida. We have the best.

Quoted: If you're really serious about this group buy, we'll need to send some experienced shoppers overseas. I volunteer for Iceland and the Baltic Republics.

That's a lot of area to cover.  I volunteer to help you out in these areas.

Quoted: It's all about the Russian Brides.

+1

ahhh Hell....As long as you guys are looking to wake up with your throat cut and your wallets gone.

Then I see it as my duty to see that you BUY AMERICAN

Quoted: Quoted: Oh, I do indeed like women. I've just never had to buy one. It's the fact that someone can't get a woman without buying one that I find pathetic. As far as being an apologist.... I only feel sorry for you that you have marry a chick from another country, entitling her to half of whatever is yours, just to get some ass. That my friend... is just pathetic. Why are you dropping turds in a fun thread?

+10000000000000

Ya buy an import car for it's reliability, and the fact that it holds up well over time, right? The same rule applies...

Quoted: Quoted: If you're really serious about this group buy, we'll need to send some experienced shoppers overseas. I volunteer for Iceland and the Baltic Republics. That's a lot of area to cover.  I volunteer to help you out in these areas.

Well... allright.



I can use a towel-and-camera boy.