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Posted: 7/19/2001 11:49:02 PM EDT
[size=4]1.If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automaticaly becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours.[/size=4]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:06:06 AM EDT
Good one Phoenix5! But this can also be titled "wife property laws."
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:18:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GeneStoner: Good one Phoenix5! But this can also be titled "wife property laws."
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No kidding! Fortunately I only have Dogs, no wife. Dogs don't care if I buy another gun[:D]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:44:35 AM EDT
Actually it sounds like my 18 month old little girls' set of laws.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:58:07 AM EDT
That reminds me, there is some jerkoff wacko environmentalist in Boulder, CO (what a surprise!) who was charged with harassment, for following folks around with a video camera and reporting them to the proper authorities for not picking up after their dogs. This Asshole even followed one woman to work, but he was acquited of all charges.[:(!] I'm not saying people shouldn't pick up after their dogs, but if he followed me to work with a camera, I'd give him a face full of dog crap, if he was lucky. I hope this "activist" harasses the wrong fella someday. BTW, he also went around a park with a GPS device, and logged (no pun intended) 661 piles of doggie poo-poo in one day. He must not have cable...
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