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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:08:25 PM EDT
[#1]
I wouldn't eat it, but my GF probably would, she get the occasional urge for gummin man meat.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:08:58 PM EDT
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I don't see the big deal. If my life is on the line, meat is meat. I'm sure I have eaten worse. Ever been to Korea?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:10:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Wont eat the burger? How about some HUFU?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:15:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Not some rack and ribs and a slice of (heh) pie? 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:16:25 PM EDT
[#5]
I really dig the threads that put gun owners in a good light.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:19:18 PM EDT
[#6]
I wouldn't be grossed out about it, but I wouldn't eat human flesh if it wasn't for extreme need and for survival matters.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:19:32 PM EDT
[#7]
yea, all people suck in general...some just taste better than others  
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:17:28 PM EDT
[#8]
as if people aren't animals, what's the difference.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:31:37 PM EDT
[#9]
C'mon man. Only if my life depended on it.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:33:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Hell, I'd dig right in!
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:46:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Fine. You can start with the 'tube' steak....... 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:52:48 PM EDT
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"Mommy, I hate Billy's guts!"
"SHADDUP AND PUT THEM BACK ON YOUR PLATE!" And no, I wouldn't..No matter what part it was! And I am REALLY suprised nobody caught StonerStudent's comment... Nasty! 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:52:48 PM EDT
[#13]
I don't think I would call the chance to eat a human hamburger an "opportunity"
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:59:10 PM EDT
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Oh come on man! If people were not ment to be eaten. God would of not made them of meat.
From what I have read it tastes like very sweet pork. |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:10:12 PM EDT
[#15]
26.5 % would eat people????
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:13:02 PM EDT
[#16]
Tastes like chicken
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:16:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Any chance of hot dogs being served?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:22:29 PM EDT
[#18]
NEVER!
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:41:14 PM EDT
[#19]
Long Pig?
Read about Cortez and montezuma. |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:48:57 PM EDT
[#20]
I guess it would be the only meat you could eat without Peta being pissed off at you...
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:50:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Hmmm, next african famine....send liberals. Finally a valid use for liberals. Then, on the other hand, there's a need for dog food and using horses is sort of unethical. |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:03:46 PM EDT
[#22]
No, but there are some women whom I'd eat raw without a bun. Why bother cooking a perfect piece of meat?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:06:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Sounds really fucked up, I'll pass
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:09:14 PM EDT
[#24]
So, what does Hippie taste like?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:13:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Admittedly, I'd eat it (even if I knew it was human) just out of curiosity. I have heard human flesh is actually kinda sweet. I don't know if it is true or not, though, so I'd taste it first. If it was good, I'd probably eat the whole thing. If it was really good, I might ask for another burger.
Also, it'd have to be a stranger. I don't think I could eat anyone I know. After all, I don't go make friends with a cow before he's made into my burgers and steaks. Otherwise, I don't think I could eat that either. |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:13:48 PM EDT
[#26]
People taste like strong pork meat…
No I would not eat a manburger… ANdy |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:16:46 PM EDT
[#27]
Just the thread title makes me queasy.
And it reminds me of....... The homosexual serial killer pedophile cannibal who served ground-up 11yr old boy to his friends and neighbors at several cookouts....... |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:20:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Just send Micheal Moore..........no famine, no Moore.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:57:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 12:26:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 1:00:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Hell fast food restaurants could be serving them now. No one would know the difference.....
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Posted: 8/25/2005 1:46:47 AM EDT
[#32]
Funniest post of the year!!!!!  |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 1:48:13 AM EDT
[#33]
Not just NO, but FUCK NO! What a dumb question.
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Posted: 8/25/2005 1:57:41 AM EDT
[#34]
Put the beer down and push yourself away from the computer.
Max |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 2:49:43 AM EDT
[#35]
The Japaniese soldiers eat woman during the war. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 2:51:42 AM EDT
[#36]
lol
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:52:35 AM EDT
[#37]
What is good for the goose is good for the gander. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:55:46 AM EDT
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That should be the new ARFCOM slogan: EAT A PETA!! Save an animal! And while on the topic of canibalism: Undertaker: Morning. Man: Good morning. Undertaker: What can I do for you, squire? Man: Well, I wonder if you can help me. You see, my mother has just died. Undertaker: Ah well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs. Man: What? Undertaker: Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her. Man: (shocked) Dump her? Undertaker: Dump her in the Thames. Man: What? Undertaker: Oh, did you like her? Man: Yes! Undertaker: oh well, we won't dump her then. Well, what do you think? We can bury her or burn her. Man: Well, which do you recommend? Undertaker: Well, they're both nasty. If we burn her she gets stuffed in the flames... crackle crackle crackle... which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead, but quick. And then we give you a handful of ashes, which you can pretend were hers. Man: Oh. Undertaker: Or if we bury her, she gets eaten up by lots of weevils and nasty maggots, which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. Man: I see. Well, she's definitely dead. Undertaker: Where is she? Man: She's in this sack. Undertaker: Can I have a look? She looks quite young. Man: Yes, yes, she was. Undertaker: (calling) Fred! Fred's Voice: Yeah? Undertaker: I think we've got an eater. Man: What?!? Fred: (peeking head round the door) Right, I'll get the oven on.(goes off) Man: Er, excuse me, um.... are you suggesting eating my mother? Undertaker: Er... yeah, not raw. Cooked. Man: What? Undertaker: Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce... Man: Well, I do feel a bit peckish. Undertaker: Great! Man: Can we have some parsnips? Undertaker: (calling) Fred... get some parsnips. Man: I really don't think I should. Undertaker: Look, tell you what.... we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:02:17 AM EDT
[#39]
Soylent Green is people
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:17:28 AM EDT
[#40]
I get that part, but I've only ever heard of Soylent Green here on ARFCOM. What's the deal? |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:24:42 AM EDT
[#41]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_green I love the Wikipedia! |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:26:26 AM EDT
[#42]
It would be a great way to get rid of the vegans. Lean free range hippie burgers.....MMMMMM! Like buffalo without the PETA protests.
GT I am a carnivore. If I want to eat vegetables, I will kill and eat a vegetarian. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:50:32 AM EDT
[#44]
heheh i have seen that movie about 30 times! "To WANDA!!!! Smash!!!!" lol |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:57:19 AM EDT
[#45]
Thanks, Bob, but I'm used to it. These weak-minded droolers can't defend themselves based on the facts so they lower themselves to baiting and name calling. Of course, if those are the only tools in your kit then you have to use what god gave you. Unfortunately they just end up trashing other people's threads and ruining it for the rest. John_Wayne777, you are truly pathetic. Now back on topic - in case anyone is interested, human meat tastes a lot like pork. Don't ask. 
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Posted: 8/25/2005 8:13:46 AM EDT
[#46]
maybe a nibble...or two...or three...
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Posted: 8/25/2005 8:16:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 8:17:42 AM EDT
[#48]
This reminds me of Will Ferrel doing his Harry Carey impersonation.
HC: Hey Ronald! Did ya' hear they cloned a sheep? R: Yes, I did. HC: Hey! What if they cloned a dinosaur?...Would ya' eat it? R: You know, I haven't really given it much thought. HC: I know I would. Char broiled dinosaur covered in gravy. Side of curly fries. I bet they'd call it the Dinosaur Special. R: Yes, I guess they would. HC: So how 'bout it Ronald? Would you eat a dinosaur? R: What...What does this have to do with... HC: Hey, don't jerk me around Ronald! It's a simple question! Would you eat a dinosaur? R: I guess I would. HC: I think you've made a wise choice. Boy, I wish those scientists would hurry up. I'm gettin' hungry. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 8:20:40 AM EDT
[#49]
+1 |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 8:23:49 AM EDT
[#50]
I'll take a breast, a thigh and a side o' pie please.
If it comes down to it, yes that ass would be on the grill. |
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