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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:16:00 PM EDT
[#1]
You don't have them loving you like no tommorrow until you dye their hair for them or set there and hand them rolllers. Nothing like a big burly man catering to them. 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:18:24 PM EDT
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Lol...well, when it comes to beauty stuff, i don't do much. Don't dye my hair, don't curl it, don't style it any way. I used to have gel nails and afplayboy would go with me when i got them filled in and sat with me the entire hour or so. Then he would carry my purse for me while my nails were still drying.  So he can't be all that bad.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:18:29 PM EDT
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Give her a golden shower and she where that takes you
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:19:27 PM EDT
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That would sure as hell be the end of showers with afplayboy if he did that to me. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:22:21 PM EDT
[#5]
use the time you are out of the water to go put the toilet seat down.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:22:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Thats almost as romantic as a dutch oven. You must be a stud muffin. 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:27:48 PM EDT
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Not a stud muffin yet, I haven't mastered the art of a Cleveland Steamer   
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:29:03 PM EDT
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I have taken showers with quite a few women over the years and I ALWAYS mark my spot, so to speak. Sometimes they know it, sometimes not. Only one or two have freaked. I just laugh at 'em.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:37:35 PM EDT
[#9]
That scene from Weird Science comes to mind........
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:41:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Massage her trash and you will get warm enough.
Max |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:45:21 PM EDT
[#11]
pardon my inexperience on the subject, but wouldnt taking a bath with a woman in a nice large tub be much much better?
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:52:27 PM EDT
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We always trade places\take turns to soap, rinse, and towell
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Posted: 8/13/2005 11:28:02 PM EDT
[#13]
The shower is too small, i'm too fat and her Tits are too big, it doesnt work but its damn fun trying =)~ we shower about twice a month or so together.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 11:42:24 PM EDT
[#14]
I always found the shower to be more entertaining especially if there are lots of handles and she knows how to do it standing
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:34:49 AM EDT
[#15]
+1! thats why I also have 2 shower heads |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:38:10 AM EDT
[#16]
This has become rather entertaining.
Ya bunch O' freaks.... 
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:40:27 AM EDT
[#17]
True pimp showers have THREE shower heads
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:40:31 AM EDT
[#18]
... boners |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:41:59 AM EDT
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I guess I am too stuck on the "Showering for hygiene" thing, as the idea of soaping her up brings to mind the thought of "You are fucking dirty and it aint my fucking fault. Take care of it your damn self. Its cold in here."
Even if it IS my fault, if I am in the shower it is to bathe. Beds, couches, pool tables, chairs, floor, cars, backyards, front yards, lunch breaks, plane flights, driving, movies, washing machines, dryers, countertops, etc are for the fun stuff.  "Hail to the King, baby!!!" |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:01:29 AM EDT
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Why I never agree to do the hair dye thing............................
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:15:19 AM EDT
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No...water sloshes all over the damn place, knees get banged up, hands slip on tub...dog goes apeshit thinking one of you is drowning...or one is trying to drown the other. Not pretty. 10-32 |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:36:04 AM EDT
[#22]
I guess I am lucky.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:38:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:42:47 AM EDT
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Cold water turns the bravest of warriors into a frightened little turtle.
 There are times when not to allow the mind to be distracted from the goal.  One time when with some girl after drinking a few beers and I had to relieve myself, well, let's just say she wanted to aim the water hose. For some strange reason it ceased to function in that regard. But I had some fun with a disposible (sp) razor that night, so all was not lost. The point being, things don't always go well in the bathroom. The kitchen sink is where the fun ends. 
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Posted: 8/14/2005 4:07:51 AM EDT
[#25]
Pics you say.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:38:30 AM EDT
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The new Wind Homerstead has a 60" shower with two heads, one with a massage and hand spray and the other a rain forest... also a a corner Jaccuzzi...who says surviving can't be fun?
Mmmmm shower with two womenz? never did that... |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:45:53 AM EDT
[#27]
damn d00d, your idea of foreplay must be "brace yourself woman!"
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:50:13 AM EDT
[#28]
cuz the rest of us have testicles? hahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:56:22 AM EDT
[#29]
And a huge HELL YEAH on that one.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:24:06 AM EDT
[#30]
That was my first thought when I read the thread title. It is clear, however, that some of you really ned to brush up on your technique, or lack thereof.  [email protected] |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:29:01 AM EDT
[#31]
And you can sit home and are alone... A man does not have to act like an animal, doing chick things with a chick are fine, I have no problem with giving a back rub, or foot rub, had a gf that after I braided her hair..well she was real nice to me. The other night I was in bed with two women... if Mrs WInd wants her parts shaved...damn man that is foreplay... You guys complain about not getting enough..it is every day for me, alot of times twice, she wants her back washed in the shower...hell yeah. If I say mmm, stockings and fmshoes...denim miniskirt...I get it. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:30:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 8:32:39 AM EDT
[#33]
 -Troy |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 8:35:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 9:04:49 AM EDT
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Let me get this right----You have covered the groundwork somehow and are in the shower with a woman and you need us to help you at this point? WHA WHA WHA we should all have such a horrible life. Learn to adapt to the situation and solve your own problems . This is the clasic in you are looking at the situation as a problem when it should be looked at and acted upon as an opportunity!
Quit your complaining and enjoy life!! |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 12:34:52 PM EDT
[#36]
 How many people can you FIT in there?!?!?! |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 4:54:25 PM EDT
[#37]
That is so sweet. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:24:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:27:55 PM EDT
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BTW, in my notes on "how I'm going to build our house once we're rich", the shower completely solves all these problems. Only stupid people design showers/baths for one person, and apparently all of the people who designed residential showers/baths in the 1900-1990 period were absolute freaking morons. Jim |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:38:16 PM EDT
[#40]
This is why all my showers have 2 shower heads.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:39:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:46:03 PM EDT
[#42]
Can't say I've ever had that problem.
When the ex-gf's and I would shower together, there was plenty of hot water, and we co-operated in the whole "soaping" thing. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:48:29 PM EDT
[#43]
Can't get my wife to do the shower thing. She says the person not under the shower head get too cold. We will be renovating our shower within the next year & I plan on installing 2 shower heads
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:58:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Be proactive. Don't allow her to wash anything, do it for her.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:58:54 PM EDT
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WE check the seat before WE do our business, why is this such a challenge for you? It's like binary code. It is either on or off, up or down, there is NO secret code, get over it. Women want to run board rooms but cannot figure out a fucking toilet seat? Sheeesh?!?!?! Bob |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:07:36 PM EDT
[#46]
Ooh, that's gonna sting.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:18:19 PM EDT
[#47]
Yeah no kidding. Reminds me of that post a while back about combing your woman's hair for her or something.... Besides I would take a shower with my wife except then I would have to see her naked 
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:21:25 PM EDT
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There. All fixed.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:25:21 PM EDT
[#49]
I am fine with giving massages and shit, but washing them for them just sounds like a grunt job. For the record, what goes on in my head is not the wording that comes out. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 8:02:45 PM EDT
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Hmmm...me thinks that romance isn't all too prevalent in the Bad_Aim household. Just an observation. Keep in mind that what goes on in my head is EXACTLY what comes out.
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