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Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:39:13 AM EDT
[#1]
I still remember Britney as a mouseketeer.  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:40:38 AM EDT
[#2]

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Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:44:21 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd still hit it.

But I'd double up on the ol'trojans, tho...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:45:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:47:05 AM EDT
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Jessica has to be the hottest pop star out there IMHO, I just love her!







I know what it is  now, she looks like Tom Cruise with blonde hair in that pic.


www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson-m16.jpg



You're not kidding, she looks like a dude with great tits and a great ass.

Her body is it...but that face.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:47:19 AM EDT
[#6]
Jessica
I've got a thing for Brunettes.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:47:23 AM EDT
[#7]
I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:48:21 AM EDT
[#8]

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Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/6f7c1c61.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/7ab658d6.jpg

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/jessica-simpson-81.jpg



We'll let others be the judge:





Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:50:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:52:10 AM EDT
[#10]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.



Unfortunately I think you may be right...its a shame, a damned shame...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:59:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Simpson had to diet down hardcore for Dukes though guys.  She is usually kinda porky.  I think in her prime BSpears was a little better looking but now Simpson blows her away even if BS was not preggers.  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:01:05 PM EDT
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Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/6f7c1c61.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/7ab658d6.jpg

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Requested.



Oops I did it again...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/c6d499ce.jpg



Not bad but in that video you can tell she's got some jug ears...but then again "love handles" ain't always bad
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:03:39 PM EDT
[#13]
..  dupe post
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:03:46 PM EDT
[#14]
It's odd...

All these years of "I'd hit it!" and once someone does, it's "eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww"

Odd.  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:04:09 PM EDT
[#15]

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Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/6f7c1c61.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/7ab658d6.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/937a23ab.jpg

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Requested.



Oops I did it again...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/c6d499ce.jpg



Not bad but in that video you can tell she's got some jug ears




?????
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:04:12 PM EDT
[#16]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.



I hope this is true.  But I'm not sure her career has been meaningful up to this point.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:06:23 PM EDT
[#17]

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Oops I did it again...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/c6d499ce.jpg



Nice Camel Toe!

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:13:21 PM EDT
[#18]

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Oops I did it again...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/c6d499ce.jpg



Nice Camel Toe!




That is why I picked that pic, of the many I have from that video lol

If anyone has a pic like this of Jessica I'd love to see it:

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:13:33 PM EDT
[#19]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.




I wasn't aware she ever did.....
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:15:47 PM EDT
[#20]

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?




Body by Dow-Corning- boobs are too round, too far apart.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:18:32 PM EDT
[#21]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.




I wasn't aware she ever did.....



If meaningful means monetarily then, well, she did very well...

Pop music isn't about singing don't you know
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:20:32 PM EDT
[#22]

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I would not hit it.  Can't imagine banging a prego chick.




You get ass & head at the same time.  

I always found women to be kinda sexy when they're about 4-6 months along.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:20:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Jessica Simpson???  You mean you was looking at her face??????
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:21:14 PM EDT
[#24]

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I would not hit it.  Can't imagine banging a prego chick.




You get ass & head at the same time.  

I always found women to be kinda sexy when they're about 4-6 months along.



Yep
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:22:48 PM EDT
[#25]
Sorry for posting so many pics, but speaking of skanks:

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:27:11 PM EDT
[#26]
I'd hit 'em both at the same time or die tryin'.    What a way to go.    

Colt_SBR  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:29:35 PM EDT
[#27]

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/jessica-simpson-81.jpg



Body by Dow-Corning- boobs are too round, too far apart.



I'm glad I wasnt the only one to notice that
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:27:39 PM EDT
[#28]

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/jessica-simpson-81.jpg



Body by Dow-Corning- boobs are too round, too far apart.



I'm glad I wasnt the only one to notice that



Can't tell for sure the way the dress is pulling them apart and squashing them...don't care anyway
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:28:55 PM EDT
[#29]

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/jessica-simpson-81.jpg



Body by Dow-Corning- boobs are too round, too far apart.



I'm glad I wasnt the only one to notice that



Can't tell for sure the way the dress is pulling them apart and squashing them...don't care anyway



Jessica has had very large breasts since she was a teenager .... they are real.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:22:39 PM EDT
[#30]

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Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/6f7c1c61.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/7ab658d6.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/squeezecockerp7m8/937a23ab.jpg

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Yes she was, but that was then.  Right now JS is kicking ASS!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:27:12 PM EDT
[#31]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.


I certainly hope so.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:27:23 PM EDT
[#32]

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The skankfu is strong with this one...but can Britney beat this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/jessica-simpson-81.jpg



Body by Dow-Corning- boobs are too round, too far apart.



I'm glad I wasnt the only one to notice that



Can't tell for sure the way the dress is pulling them apart and squashing them...don't care anyway



Jessica has had very large breasts since she was a teenager .... they are real.




Yep, Im watching the E! True story,  Showed her in a very , very tight top back in HS.  BIG!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:41:09 PM EDT
[#33]

Dayum!! Britney is gettin' HUGE!!


Never actually say this to a pregnant woman if you intend to live.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:44:24 PM EDT
[#34]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.


I certainly hope so.



WHy?

Why would you wish someone to be unhealthy?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:47:49 PM EDT
[#35]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.


I certainly hope so.



WHy?

Why would you wish someone to be unhealthy?


I don't wish her to be unhealthy (even though she clearly is).  I wish that she spare our ears.  And our eyes.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:49:11 PM EDT
[#36]
You think she is currently unhealthy now?

Because of the weight?

WOmen need that extra fat for the baby you know.  

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:53:27 PM EDT
[#37]

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You think she is currently unhealthy now?

Because of the weight?

WOmen need that extra fat for the baby you know.  

Sgatr15


No, I think she's unhealthy because of her junk-food-chain-smoking-boozed-out lifestyle.  Supposedly she quit for the baby, I certainly hope so.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:55:29 PM EDT
[#38]
That decribes MOST 20+ y.o.!



Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:55:56 PM EDT
[#39]

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You think she is currently unhealthy now?

Because of the weight?

WOmen need that extra fat for the baby you know.  

Sgatr15



Exactly, they are supposed to gain some weight, it is unhealthy not to. My ex was hornier when she was pregnant than at any other time, all the way up until 9 months, everyday just about. I think towards the end it was more about trying to induvce labor though, thats what the Doc suggested anyway, I was happy to help
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:21:14 PM EDT
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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.



+1.  That no-talent, lip-syncher's "playa" husband will go go through ALL of her money and she'll be back in a Louisiana double-wide working in a diner within 5 years.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:24:46 PM EDT
[#41]
... You know, I can forgive a pregnant celeBritney, but to wear a fucking "star" (read as in Hollywood) on her maternal bikini top is just plain low-life, trailer thrash shit - markm style crap.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:34:14 PM EDT
[#42]

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... You know, I can forgive a pregnant celeBritney, but to wear a fucking "star" (read as in Hollywood) on her maternal bikini top is just plain low-life, trailer thrash shit - markm style crap.



Maybe her huge milk-nozzle nipples are showing and she wants to cover them up ...

Hmmmm, now Im thirsty for a milk shake!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:02:59 PM EDT
[#43]

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I predict Brittney will stay huge and flabby after the baby and never work meaningfully in entertainment again.



+1.  That no-talent, lip-syncher's "playa" husband will go go through ALL of her money and she'll be back in a Louisiana double-wide working in a diner within 5 years.


Somewhere in America, there's an agent right now planning a "Comeback Tour" fight between Britney and Tanya Harding. It's a natural.  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:04:58 PM EDT
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For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?




There is SOMETHING about Jessica that just doesn't do it for me......


but I'd still hit it



Could it be the "I have never had a thought in my entire life" look that she has in her eyes?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:12:33 PM EDT
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jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?



I agree
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:13:13 PM EDT
[#46]
It's going to be nasty when she tries to pack that slop in some lo-rise jeans after the birth.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:21:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:38:06 PM EDT
[#48]

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jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



... looks like a fucking man.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:23:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Blondes do have more fun
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 4:08:20 AM EDT
[#50]

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You don't think "Dukes of Hazard" is doing big box office because of Johnny Knoxville do you? Simpson is smoking hot!



You mean its not the writing? One of those movies I wont bother to see in the theatre and will probably catch the same ten minute segment on various movie channels for the next ten years. Thats usually how it goes........
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