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Its a digital camera and it not only takes stills but MOVIES too! The SD card is a nice slice of blackmail. Go make me a sammich. now. |
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On a similar note:
NEVER spike your lady's favorite hand lotion with Flexall 454. That is all................Udog |
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Oh hell no! ETA: You bunch of freaks, quit giving him ideas. |
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<triumph>I keed I keed<triumph> That's heart attack material. Especially in the middle of the night. |
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you lift the seat? are you a hermaphrodite? |
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I think they mean the lid man, unless you have a reason for peeing on the top of your throne. |
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Definately a pussy....... |
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they said "seat", also the graphic clearly shows him lifitng the seat, not the cover. you lose! |
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Well then thier marketing artist has his head up his ass. One you raise only every once in a while, the other is kinda a given.
www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=229 Anyway, these are more effective. |
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I'm going to bed.
And I'm locking the f*cking door. Good idea in putting the blankets on the couch. Ass. |
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I bought $10 worth of those a couple of years ago. I use them around my apartment as a way of finding out whether or not the building managment people have dug into any of my stuff. I scribble numbers on them in black pen too, so if it goes off they can't just find a new one and replace it without me knowing. The only way they'll get past that is if they open things that have them the same way I do, very slightly so as to be able to take the string loop off of the hook. Otherwise ... POP. I caught my previous landlord entering my apartment without giving me notice twice using those things. |
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Awe, don't waste this opportunity.
Since he did this you are more than justified in sneaking in on him while he's asleep with a can of shaving cream. |
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That's pretty damn inovative Red_Beard . And a lot cheaper than a closed circut camera system.
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SP1, not trying to take a shot, but couldn't this have been handled privately? What purpose is served by posting this on GD |
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Building sexual tension They're humping like rabbits right now. |
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Why, for our late night entertainment, of course! -Storm |
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uh........ ENTERTAINMENT geeze, this is all I got tonight, leave em alone. ....... psss show the pics, shes gone to bed now |
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you may wear the pants but we know who's in charge of the zipper.
Good one BTW . |
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4xys- if she was mad she wouldn't have been typing at all. All ok here. We were laughing our heads off over this. |
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Edge of the sofa maybe. And there is NO way in hell we'll see the pics. The poor guy would wake up the next day missing a few....ahem, parts. -Storm |
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Oh, Gotcha I was going to suggest taking it to IM, or the bear pit |
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What kind of camera, and how well did it do in a closed environment?
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Things in Jason's future --
(1) "Salty" Tea (2) Chocolate brownies that result in hours spent in the bathroom (3) Meatloaf that smells remarkably like the cat litter box (4) Waking up and discovering he has a Mohawk haircut |
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I am absof*ckinglutely speechless.....
and I have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Some how I have the feeling you got your ass whipped by a pissed off blonde female.
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Let me guess. He's cut off for a while....a long time. |
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So I take it |
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But not for long, I'd wager.... |
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THAT would be the understatement of the century. Which just happens to be about how long he's cut off. |
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Lock his account!! |
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I've got $50 that says he's gonna like whatever you get him this year........... |
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You know, SP1Grrl, the ARFCOM Photoshopping Army can do wonders with pics of significant others...
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But only one can you use in court........... |
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+1. Just make sure any parts are out of the way before she shows you who's in charge. |
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Hmmmm....what a positively delectable thought. |
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I predict long hot showers in Jason's future. |
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How funny that you brought that up. I was just mentioning the Cayenne yesterday... <winning smile, blink, blink> |
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