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Posted: 8/7/2005 12:32:17 PM EDT
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No get your wife to sleep with his, video tape it, sell it on the net. Pay for his criminal defense lawyers with the profits. |
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Posted: 8/7/2005 12:37:01 PM EDT
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Clam juice 
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Posted: 8/7/2005 1:30:04 PM EDT
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Put a one of those big heavy tiewraps on his drive shaft and dont cut the long tag end.
Wap Wap Wap Wap Wap and when he slows down or stops so will it. |
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Posted: 8/7/2005 1:39:30 PM EDT
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This one is always funny. |
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Posted: 8/7/2005 3:34:02 PM EDT
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Buy a bunch of live crickets from the local bait store. Dump inside car. Run.
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Posted: 8/7/2005 3:51:58 PM EDT
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 Lighten UP! Its all in fun 
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Posted: 8/7/2005 7:19:49 PM EDT
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I have never tried it, but have you heard of submarining a garden hose. I am told that you put the hose to the ground and turn it on. As it blows away the dirt you push it down harder. You are supposed to be able to feed it several feet into the ground. The mud around it then dries and locks it into place.
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Posted: 8/7/2005 11:42:21 PM EDT
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Exactly. My neighbors to the north are pompous and VERY nosy. They always slow down and peer into my garage when they drive by. To them, it is weird that someone would actually own things like a rake, lawnmower, and tools. My neighbors to the south are pretty good, they are diehard environmentalists (and therefore somewhat left-leaning) but we are at least cordial with each other. If I am out in the yard mowing or something we'll usually BS for a few minutes. They never freak out when I have the guns out though, he asked to see my .22 a few weeks ago and compared it to his ruger so that was a good sign. Still, I wish I lived in a friendlier area or out in the country or something. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 12:17:15 AM EDT
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Truce? hell no! A room mate and me got into a really severe prank war. I did the blasting radio thing. I worked construction at the time and would buy those green work gloves. He got two pair and stapled two right hand gloves together with the tag so they looked new. I went to work and took me several minutes to figure out what he had done. I had a big wad of keys. He got ahold of them at a restraunt and took the ignition key off. Sat in the truck for ten minutes before I figured that one out. I set all the clocks in the house two hours ahead and ran all the hot water out of the house while he was asleep. Woke him up in a panic. He took a cold shower and raced to work two hours early.
Those were fun times. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 1:01:35 AM EDT
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All this, and STILL no video? Aww, c'mon, man...have a heart!
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Posted: 8/8/2005 1:11:23 AM EDT
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+2 
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Posted: 8/8/2005 1:15:09 AM EDT
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This is a great thread. Some of the tips are hilarious. Now, if I just had some friends to try them on....
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Posted: 8/8/2005 6:30:18 AM EDT
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Sarcasm bud....... |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 6:42:03 AM EDT
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lol, Im surprized that nobody mentioned a can of sardines or clams.....pull up the pull top up about a half inch and shove under a car seat (mmmmm that dead fish smell)
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Posted: 8/8/2005 6:47:57 AM EDT
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Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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Posted: 8/8/2005 6:51:37 AM EDT
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Spyderco.
Jeep. 'nuff said. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 6:53:12 AM EDT
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+87 |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:01:12 AM EDT
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I cant resist,
Ive pulled some and had some pulled, that I must share... #1Pull a plug wire (if his car has them) some have direct mount coils, this prank wont work on these models.... Stick a piece of 14to 18 guage wire in the socket, shove the plug wire back in, feed wire around passenger side of car(preferrably between seams in hood and door) ground to seat frame... When the car is started if you ground yourself ANYWHERE you will know something is wrongHIS #2 Pull the distributor take a lead pencil and draw a good thick line between the connections... You can be the hero when the tow truck comes to take it to the shop. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:07:38 AM EDT
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What's a distributor? Something from the Fred Flinstone car era? |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:10:34 AM EDT
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Just my two cents, it's been real funny so far, but stop it before it escalates to the point of serious anger before you know it. It isn't going to de-escalate.
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:11:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:14:51 AM EDT
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Dpmmn ya got me on that one too.... 
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:23:32 AM EDT
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Since you brought up UPS, sign your neighbor up for free samples. Most will come via regular mail, but some will com UPS.
Examples: Enzyte Natural Male Enhancement. (I did this to my brother. I does not come in an unmarked and plain box.)  Subscription to Blue Boy Magazine (Sent this to the dean of students in college). Free Condom samples (can be found in the back of any porno mag). Replense Woman's Lubricant Samples(can be found in any womans mag). Free samples of Depends Undergarments. If you catch my drift, the mail carrier and UPS driver will begin to wonder what the hell kind of freak you neighbor is.
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:26:31 AM EDT
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As a proud jeep owner I have to say, If someone did that to me, the 1400 bucks for a new soft top would come out of their ass, and their bank account. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:35:18 AM EDT
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Good reason to steal a jeep instead of paying for it! 
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:39:37 AM EDT
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I can't believe noone has said it! Draw down on him!!!!!! laughs will abound!
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:40:53 AM EDT
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until a few months ago we had an insurance adjuster that liked us, so whenever we had a problem she over wrote our estimates, and didn't raise our rates. He had a door get stolen off the jeep and several guns and some other shit. Only thing the insurance would pay for was the door because the gun's weren't permanantly attached. Like a jeep door IS? Anyway. She wrote out estimates for my fire dept lights and a stereo that didn't get stolen, and wrote us a check to cover the guns, the door, the rental, and my wedding ring, with some money left over. Oddly enough she was fired for poor customer service. She sued and won 2 years of severence pay. Not bad.
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Posted: 8/8/2005 9:57:10 AM EDT
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The harshest prank of all time
1. Get some of those Butter Rum flavored Lifesavers. 2. Put them in a ziploc bag and crush them up. 3. Unscrew the shower head and pour the crushed bits in the shower head. 4. Sit back and enjoy. When your buddy takes a warm shower, those bits of lifesavers will melt. When he jumps outta the shower to dry off, the towel will start sticking. If all goes well, he might jump back in the shower to get that shit off, but it will only make it worse. This prank has been pulled off successfully by me on my cousin. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 9:58:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2005 10:01:09 AM EDT
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That is great!! I did a similar prank to my brother and his then new bride. I house-sat for them when they went on their honeymoon. Prior to their return, I put instant coffee in the guest shower head and Grape Kool-Aid mix in the master shower. The new blusing bride went to take a shower when they got home to freshen up. Imagine her suprise when the water came out purple (it turns more than your tongue purple!!). She then went to the guest shower to clean up. Did I mention she hates coffee??? |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 10:04:20 AM EDT
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Hire a skank to drag a couple of urchins to his door and tell his wife that Roscoe is behind on his child support and "Candy says his ass is going to the slammer."
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Posted: 8/8/2005 10:18:03 AM EDT
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Never de-escalate! The prank wars can only be won using overwhelming deviance of action!
Don't use the zip-tie on the drive shaft. Use a few really good rubber bands and a washer. That way, the noise will increase to a certain speed, and then the bands will break, CLANK CLANK CLANK silence.......Much more confusion at the shop. Mystery leaks under his car is entertaining as well. Finally a use for used oil! And coolant. And tranny fluid...Don't poke a hole in his stuff. Send him a gift pack of adult toys with a card from "Bruce" thanking him for the wonderful evening. Sneak a nicely wrapped gift from "Santa" under his tree at Christmas. Make sure it's something like one of those giant rubber fists or a butt plug. (I did this to my bible thumping Aunt who constantly harrassed me for "living in sin" with my girlfriend at the time (now my wife). The look on Grandma's face was priceless. Be devious. And above all, be patient. Let him think the games are done for a while. Then blindside him
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:08:20 AM EDT
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I'm glad that you and she were both involved parties in insurance fraud. Thanks for posting this on a public forum with lots of law enforcement personnel!! Everyone else then ends up paying for you and this lady's fraud. If your weapons weren't insured, why should insurance pay for them? And the fact that she sued for her job back and earned 2 years of pay for defrauding them? This makes me sick. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:15:24 AM EDT
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Burn his house, bang his wife, and draw down.
 Roundup his kids name in the front yard. Hide a quart of milk in his garage. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:23:46 AM EDT
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Listen up Jackass. You pay more to the insurance company because they are money hungry bastards. I didn't participate in insurance fraud, I didn't sign her list or anything else for that matter. And the main reason she did it, is that our policy stated that it would pay for any vaulables inside the vehicle. NEVER said anything about being permanantly attached in our papers. She kept the company from fucking us over like they were trying to do. Insurance companies are a license to print money and the people that own them care about money, and getting more of it, and that's it. They fuck anyone over every chance they get. Don't get on your little self righteous rant and talk to me like you know me. Here I'll make it easy for you. How do you know your being fucked over by an insurance company? Do you have insurance? then your getting fucked over.
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:24:21 AM EDT
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Or "RAINBOW PRIDE" LOL |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:33:10 AM EDT
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I agree that the insurance business is pretty much a racket, but things like you describe don't make it any better. I read my policies and know what I'm insured for, and know what I'm paying for. My insurance company didn't force me to get my policy through them. You cashed the insurance check didn't you? I'm sure they sent a statement describing what the check was for. I'm no lawyer but I'm quite sure that this is fraud. |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:34:50 AM EDT
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IT said "replacement of stolen goods from insured's vehicle" and the only way I knew what she wrote down, is because she left the office and I opened the file.
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