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Doctor am I really a man if I whimper and beg for sex after 20 years of marriage? Of course I begged when I was 16 too.
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LISTEN UP SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!! You are a MAN NOW! So you get your ass in that toilet and stare that brown starfish in it's one good eye! You show that a-bitch just who iis boss of the bathroom! Now sit your arse down and crap like you have never crapped before!! Make me proud!! Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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That made my night. I love Saturday's with Sarge. |
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West Nile. my.webmd.com/content/pages/5/4068_101.htm?SRC=Google&Placement=coldflu 3-5 days..tops. I'll take your guns as payment Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Never, ever...EVER fuck with a womans kitchen. That is her castle, let her do with it as she wants. If she can reach it while chained to the stove then that terroirty is considered hers. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Sarge, I got another idea, spread a rummer is somekind of a 'cult' call the BATF and Janet Reno - they know how to handle this sort of thing. |
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Sgt.,
a girl from work gave me her number but when i ran into her today she acted very stuck up what can i do to cope with the rejection and how can i nonviolently destroy her world? |
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Remember how you had a hard time swallowing earlier? Well....time to get over that little hangup Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF PS I have writers bloke...Improv helps |
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Wait for it........
Pretty much nailed it yourself their junior. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Since you are a woman I assume cqb stands for cooking, bbq and baking.........so I'll say yes. They look like they will get you REALLY close to the stove. And wear a summer dress when baking. WOmen look sexy in summer dresses covered in flour while in the kitchen. Now that I think of it...forget the shoes...you should be barefoot anyways. ANd buy an EPT test. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Do this. Get naked ( put the kids and dogs away first) and get some flowers. Then walk in on her and start removing the flower pedals one at a time creating a trail all the way to the bedroom. In the bedroom have some nice wine chilling along with chocolates and maybe some soft music. Grab her gently and slowly dance with her. Wisper in her ear why you TRULY love her. Then kiss her gently...first on the neck and then work your way to wherever the lips take you. Then SIIHPAPP. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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I believe you already achieved that by introducing yourself to her. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Clean_Cut. RachelF FredM That will be .05 cents please, and don't ask me anymore questions Clean_Cut Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Should i draw down on myself? |
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How do I cut a Cent in 20 pieces to pay you? |
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Hot Damn, I'm going to 'make love' tonight! or in man talk - "GET LAID". Sarge, thanks for that great coaching advice. Just one more thing, after the love making session, since I went to all the work of being romantic is it cool if I just skip the small talk afterwards and just fall asleep and she can clean up after us? :) |
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What an idiot. |
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Where did you get your PhD? Do they give those away to cranky old men that play with dolls now?
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You hit that one right on the head |
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Why is "douchebag" such a funny insult? There are dirtier things to call a person, but "douchebag" always gets a chuckle from people.
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Is is wrong for a man to fake his orgasims?
And; What's so bad about posting when drunk? i Cant se anythung rong wth et/! |
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Oh did he mean .05 dollars? Or in another words 5 cents? My bad, |
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Now THAT is something Clean_Cut would say. |
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What? You never played doctor before? Or did you prefer to play "fashion designer"? Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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A man should never lie to his hand. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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If you pray daily you won't have too......... Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Last night I was drinking with some friends and passed out. When I woke up there was a lock around my sack. What should I do?
Couldn't resist -Derek |
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See...doesn't take a doctor to figure it out. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Bad Aim Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Get drunk and pass out again. I am sure your friend will cum back with some lube and help you get your locks off. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Not even if you sit on it for 15 minutes and give yourself a "stranger"? |
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Try hitting your head repeatedly against a wall. SHould have the same effect. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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No offense buddy, but even your hand doesn't want to go a second round with you. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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night people.
Don't forget to go to church tomorrow and pray. Because you KNOW you've been bad and the Jesus loves you. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Goodnite Sarge, Goodnite paw, Goodnite Johnboy, and goodnite Mrs. McGillicutty where ever you are. (I wonder if ANYBODY knows where that last one comes from) Its' old, OLD TV. Black and white screen.
Oh and Sarge - I went to church SAT. I'll be sleeping in today. |
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