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Wow, how many of you posters in this thread would just kneel down and suck this guy's cock if you ever met him??
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No surprise to see who is "bowing down" to McUzi on that thread either. |
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right after you bub |
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bite me I love his ranting, very entertaining. I don't go for that holier than though shit, I like the humor. Lighten up Francis. |
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Kiss my ass. I don't give a shit what you go for or don't...and I certainly don't give a shit what sort of humor you like or don't. If you don't care for my opinion of McLoser and the idiots who fawn over him, don't read or reply to them. I certainly never addressed you directly and wasn't about to. |
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If thats the case ,so be it. No harm no foul. |
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obviously you do care about people fawning over him as you started whining about it. as MrClean4Hire said, lighten up francis |
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I thought it was funny. |
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Here's one he posted here Jan 20, 2003 IIRC: Garandman, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg... While you may fancy yourself some sort of a “Christian”, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap. All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written. You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist. Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped. You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of “Garandman”, thus explaining his future actions. I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, “Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having “something in your eye”, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that’s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole. I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this planed of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents. I fucking hate you. McUZI |
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I make conversation about many things, most of which don't mean that much to me. The only whining I see is coming from people who don't like anyone daring to voice any criticism of McLoser. |
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Parts of it are amusing. Parts aren't. |
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C'Mon, Rik. Settle down.
I may not agree with Robin Williams on a single goddamn thing, but I must acknowledge that he's funny as all getout. McUzi may very well be a racist scumbag deserving all the disrespect such a description implies on a personal level, but that writeup as damned hysterical. I'm still wiping a tear from laughing so hard. |
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Don't assume I am anything but settled. My opinion of the Loser has not changed in some time, nor is it about to. |
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Hey, man, I'm not asking you to change it. I have no reason to, as I wasn't here when he was. BTW, what did he do (other than being a ranting maniac) to make him so despised. Was he the one taking license plate pics, or was that the other dickhead, Imbroglio? I'm just saying let the rest of us have a good laugh. The guy may be an asshole, but he certainly has a flair for words. |
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I don't know why anyone else despises him, but I've considered him a lowlife pussy piece of shit ever since he posted my real name, address and phone number on an open message board. His response to anyone who objects to his racist rants is personal insults, followed by threats to find out where they live and hunt them down. |
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Uh...... Yep! That'd do it! What an asshole! So, now that we've got you here, what IS your name, address, and phone number? |
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Hahhaa....this dude is funny as hell. Why did he get banned again?
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personal attacks most likely |
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the guy's a Straight up prick and Bigot, and most know how I tend to fly off the handle when encountering them online
or if You're a buddyof Mine-in person. Having said that. The guy is FUNNY AS ALL HELL!!!!!!!! I have never laughed so hard in My life, except after reading his rants directed towards Garandman or this other poor soul:
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.]/quote] If the rest wasn't funny enough, This little excerpt almost gave me a friggin' hear attack! |
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He probably is all the negative things that were said of him here, but that guy makes me laugh.
Once every several months he goes off his meds and ends up with a thread that cracks me up. Like him, hate him, who gives a shit. It's funny watching people get bent out of shape by this guy when he freaks out and starts typing. |
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Maybe he is funny but...
If you candy coat a turd it is still a turd. |
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...........and a TURD he is. |
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That is the best laugh I have had all day... No ! All week.
And he is right !!!! |
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Yawn.
I wouldn't mind if his hands fell off; chat would be much quieter. |
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It didn't take much stiring/button pushing to get those guys in a flame war of hating their fellow Americans. People here hate everyone but themselves:
different color - forsure different side of the Civil War (now over for 140 years) - oh yeah different state - hell yes different sex - most of the time different language - yupp We hate everyone for any reason. |
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He has a awful hot place waiting... |
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He didn't write that one. |
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And your point would be? What, A turd by any other name ISN'T still a turd? |
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Yes he is but it still is funny watching some unsuspecting slob pick up the candy coated turd and swallow it. The resulting shit storm can be mesmerizing. |
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Its ARFcom. Of course. |
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__________________ I noticed nobody happened to answer his question... and his rant against Garandman is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read |
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Because it's a red herring. Looks have nothing to do with IQ. If people "put aside their ideology" they would choose according to stereotype and prejudice and are JUST as likely as to be wrong. |
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So I dont have to read the entire thread in case it IS in here, do I really have to ask what he got banned(or simply left) for?
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OLN visits CAI:
M. Goldberg, reporting Focusing intently on the CETME parts kit laid out on the work bench before him, Dremel moto-tool in hand, Rasheef Tyrone Washington assembles one of the many firearms to come out of the Century Arms factory in St Albans, Vermont. "Dis here rahful bees a doox moox a pooda flo" says Mr. Washington as he furiously grinds down the bolt face to meter head space, just before the rifle is shipped from the factory. Long known for their reproduction firearms of dubious quality, Century Arms International nevertheless provides a valuable service to the people of Vermont. "Befo I cam to wurk heah," Mr. Washington said, "I wuz steelin from freight yards and selling crack. CAI has giben me a noo lease on life. Not onle do i'se makes enough money to be affordin Daytons fo my 1996 Crown Vic, but i'm doing work fo mah people" Mr. Washington is referring to Century Arms being selected as the official provider of battle rifles for the African American Army- a coveted contract amongst American arms makers to see who could built a replica semi-auto battle rifle with the most 'bling' for the least 'ching'. Mr. A. Schwartzman, President of CAI, is proud of the work he is doing not only for the right to keep and bear, but for the defense of Americas inner-cities. "I am a firm believer in the Second Amendment," Schwartzman said. "We provide a suitable battle rifle for the citizens of Americas most dangerous and deplorable places. You can find our rifles anywhere. Chicago, Newark, South Central Los Angeles- they're particularly favored in Detroit and Minneapolis where entire brigades of CAI armed African-Americans can be seen engaged in battles for such noble causes as life, liberty, and the pursuit of that mothafugga who got wit my baby mamma." While CAI offers affordable replica rifles to Americas citizenry, there are many people who are opposed to such companies. Hillary Clinton, Senator from New York and author of the New York Times Best Selling cook book "A Clam Lovers Guide To Eating Sausage and Pretending To Like It", said in a statement to Outdoor Life Network; "Companies such as CAI are harming the children of America. While I am a firm supporter of the Second Amendment, I want to ban these guns. Let me repeat that. I support the Second Amendment, but I want to ban guns. In case that isn't clear, I’ll say it again. I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THE RIGHTS OF AMERICANS TO OWN FIREARMS, THUS, I AM IN SUPPORT OF BANNING THEM..." Century Arms knows it has it's opponents and is fully aware that there are people against the operation, that doesn't stop Mr. Schwartzman from keeping a rosy outlook on things. "Just look down there," Mr. Schwartzman said as he made reference to the assembly line at CAI. "Those negroes assembling those rifles are the American dream. What is more American than employing unskilled, low IQ minority labor to produce the icon of America that is the firearm" We agree Mr. Schwartzman. Indeed, we agree. This has been M. Goldberg reporting for OLN |
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He trolled for mine. Fortunately, no joy for him. He can be entertaining, in a Don Rickles kind of way. Problem is that his humor always at somepme else's expense . He seeks the lowest level. Never is it uplifring, but always at someone, else's, or some group's expense. He is hurtful, instead of humorous Maybe if you can't see through his hate, you might want to take a good look at yourself. Maybe, if you're honest, you just might not like what you see in yourself, and in him. Fundamemtally, he is an ego-driven narcissist and a very bogoted individual. Most likely he is also a coward. He impressed many prople at BRC as being easy-going, and helpful. Small wonder, as if he had dared to insult people to their faces as often as he had done over the internet he would have had a very bad weekend. Yes, he can be funny, and even informative. But we can always get better info than he can supply, And his humor panders to the worst in us. I think we can do better than that. Don't you? |
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No, he didn't. Someone long ago did a search and found the original posted on another site. He's famous for being a fraud. Among other things. |
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Damn....4 pages about a past member who can't post here anymore. Like him or hate him, he does stir people up. I don't agree with alot of what he spews, but I really like watching the circus he creates.
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You'll have to forgive me, but all I have to go on is the two things posted in this thread. Considering what some people think of this guy, I think it's safe to say that if I knew as much as they do, I'd be in agreement with them 100%. Just running on the facts I have.... |
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I'd rather have him than some of our current trolls. At least his posts make me laugh.
-Storm |
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Isn't ALL humor, in one way or another (some very obvious, some not so at first, but on deeper introspection, just as much) hurtful to someone? Think of almost any joke, and someone is being mocked, made fun of, insulted, stereotyped, etc.
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