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Sigh. More misinformation. Austin != Kalifornia. There is just a large number of idiots that live here, on top of that add the large college population, State Government (along with all the whacko activisits), and ALL these morons just LOVE to be "visible". As stated, there are PLENTY of good folks out here, we just don't co-mingle with the trash. |
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Damn straight! -Storm |
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Saw that one, even though I hardly ever watch Real World or anything on MTV. I loved the line "She's going to screw every guy here. I don't just mean in this house, I mean in Austin." |
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feel stupid yet? |
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hey man, at least they don't call their pop soda! |
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+1! Either that or maybe Nevada.... |
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actually, the california influence in austin is pretty much limited to the area between mopac and 35, bounded in the north by 2222, and in the south by ben white. outside of that, it's still texas. suburbs like manor, leander, liberty hill, etc. are pure texas. sometimes i miss the place. |
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And don't think we'll ever forget it, either. |
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Bob remembers the armadillo world headquarters. Two weeks ago the Guadalupe tube ride was great.
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ouch |
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Yeah, I'm pissed about all the bad drivers in Texas that are from New Mexico |
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+1 on the demographics of Austin. Have lived Central, East of 35, and now am right next to Williamson County.
Sat or a Jury for a gang banger for rape and dealing heroin - he got probation in Travis County - would not have made it home from the arrest in Williamson or Hayes. (course his neightbors might have gotten shot in Hayes - they have trouble reading door numbers) |
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I'm sure you're familiar with the saying, propane boy..... Lots of big talkers in TX |
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So, what IS in the basement of the Alamo?
Here's a visitor's tip to those contemplating a visit to Texas: take your time. I reccommend I-10 through Houston. Allow 3 days. If you're coming from G W Bush Int'l, bring change. Lots of change. |
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Se it is posts like that that show the pent up frustation of being the second biggest state .
Get over it . |
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Defrost Alaska and it would be about the size of...Kansas! And about as thrilling! Eric The(TrueTexan)Hun |
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Texas Parks and Wildlife Department (TPWD) offers a variety of hunting opportunities through two public hunting systems. The $48 Annual Public Hunting Permit provides nearly year-round hunting on approximately 1.2 million acres of land. Texas has a huge state park system to play in. I love Texas. I live to Hunt, Shoot, fish etc; and Texas offers the best of these things I love. Wimminz is nice too. |
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yep, just checked.....................you were still wrong, amazingly so |
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Virginia isn't blue Hun boy! Besides Gen. hood was a pansy compared to Gen. Stonewall Jackson. |
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<snort snort>
I am not born a Texan, but I got here as fast as I can... Only two thinks I hate about Texas The pizza sucks The drivers suck worse than the pizza everything else is "numba one GI" |
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You really don't know that "all hat, no cattle" isn't meant to be taken literally, do you???? Of course you have a lot of cattle in TX. Fantastic. But (in keepeing with the spirit of the FIGURE OF SPEECH) you have more hat than you do cattle. Get it? Huh? |
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Umm last time I checked North Carolina was apart of the Southern States. |
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A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.
“Show me what you got, Pete,” he said. St. Peter swung open the gates and revealed a beautiful landscape of mountains, rivers, streams, trees, flowers and all the trimmings. “We’ve got that in Texas. We call it King Ranch,” said the Texan. St. Pete flashed up a scene of men, women and children frolicking on the countryside, riding coaches, swinging, swimming, riding horses, bicycling, etc. “We’ve got that, too. We call it Six Flags.” Whereupon St. Peter threw open a trapdoor of the fires of Hell and out shot a huge ball of fire followed by a solid stream of flame sweeping over the entire area. The blinding light and heat were enormous. “We don’t have that,” said the Texan, “but we’ve got a guy in Houston who can put it out.” |
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I lived in Amerillo for a short time, and have relation in the DFW area. Can I be an adopted texan? |
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Depends. You gotta get all five questions right in order to be an officially adopted Texan. 1) Chili: Beans or no beans? 2) All people from outside of Texas are known as "them dang far'ners" or... 3) Y'all: Singular or plural? 4) Pecan pie: puh-kahn, or pee-can? 5) If there's something peculiar or unlikable about a person, he is said to be... (hint: what would a certain cartoon propane salesman say?) |
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I haven't heard that one before! |
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At an electric supply store in the DFW area. I went to help the elec. supervisor pick up some items one day and as soon as we walked in a guy yelled out "BOOGER!" Seems behind us was a guy whose name was actually Booger. I had a good laugh over that one. I don't think I would mess with Booger either, he was quite the large fellow. |
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"that boy ain't right" works, as well as "asinine." |
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You were close enough. We'll let ya hang out with us until you do something to piss us off. Then we'll kick your ass. |
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Asinine is a different concept, though it's generally applicable. |
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I like Texas and I dont even live there. Great people and the BBQ is the best. |
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So Texas generates more bullshit than any other state. Tell us something we didn't know. |
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Ahh, I love my state. And that list in the first post is 100% correct.
Ya'll go to bed now, ya hear? |
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Texas used to Suck for us truckers! 60 mph during the day,55 at night,and y'all can sure bet your ass they enforced it. Was damned near a career to get across,got to the point where I didn't want to see my brother in Conroe(funny,my A/C always conked out there too,with no luck of getting it fixed)
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Well I guess that makes us a bit weird. That makes atleast two "Booger's" we know of in Texas.
Mine is in Central Texas. |
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jealousy is such an ugly thing |
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we don't pay much attention to the opinions of un-Texans |
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Any State that has "North" as part of its name is a Yankee state. |
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I visited Texas once, quite a few years ago. Had a Grandmother that lived in Nacogdoches. Went out one evening to the movie theater and saw a sign on the front door that said "Please check your guns inside the door". Fell in love with the place right then and there.
Bub |
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Got this in an e-mail the other day:
Subject: MOVING TO TEXAS Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck...pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked. "Oh man....I've been transferred to Texas," the other guy answered, "there's crazy people in Texas....and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, high crime rate...." "Hold on" Chuck interrupted, "I've lived in Texas all my life and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh thank you. I've been worried to death but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?", said Chuck, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Laredo." I thought it was funny. If y'all R anal....substiute KY for TX. |
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I’ve been to Texas . You forgot # 17
17. When approaching any livestock be sure to ask if anyone is currently dating it . Or someone might kick your ass . |
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I'm a contract worker sales rep, it means that I WORK for many people at the same time selling
items in the bicycle industry. I've worked for canadian companys three differant times, ALL three Failed to pay commisions. I've worked for texans {note SMALL "t"} three times, ALL three BROKE their own contracts, regarding pay or lenght of employement or who I was to get payed for. most of the time that I get hired is by phone, IF i hear any sort of TEXAN or CANADIAN in the callers voice I ask them where their from. If a Mans contract isn't good HIS word isn't I don't waste my time.I just tell them "no thanks, I'm not interested." by the way, take off them damn silly hat's when you enter a building. wtf? you guy talk about manners? take the hats OFF and also regarding manners ~DON"T BRAG and when you move to CALIFORNIA, please remove your stupid "don't mess with texass" stickers It's only NY'ers and texans that feel insecure in CALIFORNIA and need to remind people that they're "imports" CALIFORNIA would be fine if all of the liberals from other state would stay out. my bumber sticker would read "texas, a great place for texans" but I did have the finnest steak of my life...in texas and in a bar one night in texas I had a drunk dude ask me where did I learn to talk like a "weatherman" 'cuz I want to learn hows to talk like yuz |
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Yeah, like there are no lawsuits in California for breach of contract! Ever watch 'Pacific Heights'? You remember, the 1990 movie about the tenant (Michael Keaton) who the landlords couldn't get out of their rental unit? That's precisely what the landlord/tenant laws are like in California! And that's just the tip of the iceberg! Eric The(California-WhereFelchingIsTheOfficialStatePerversion!)Hun |
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