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Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:25:20 PM EDT
[#1]
This thread is gay.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:28:12 PM EDT
[#2]
um, no. i think you're alone there.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:33:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:38:00 PM EDT
[#4]
........

I am obviously not drinking enough alcohol to post in GD.

ETA: No, I've never had gay thoughts. That's because, unlike Cyanide, I'm not gay.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:39:55 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
For the sake of clarity... While at the club

A. A thought should sound something like..."Damn I wish my abs where that cut".

B. A fantasy would sound like this..... "Gee, I wonder if he kisses good"

Answer A means you need to work out more........Answer B means you'll meet him in the shower.


I dunno...a straight guy that would think something like that is probably about two beers away from, "I say old chap, I was standing over here admiring your abdomen and wondered if I could prevail upon you to show me your penis?!"





Oh my gawd......that was funny as hell

Of course only a gay man could think up at great pickup line like that.....or a Brit



Nyahhh, just a slightly deranged southerner with an eye for "culture" in all its bizarre, nefarious, bipedal incarnations.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 7:53:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:04:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:07:33 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Try using a non scented hand lotion next time.....
Sgat1r5



Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:20:37 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do you like gladiator movies?



Ya ever been in a Turkish prison?





Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: [cracks up laughing] No... No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:23:44 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I have gay fantasies all the time....lesbian fantasies that is.



Big +1
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:30:36 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I have a one dick rule...  I will pass up nailing the hottest check in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be another guy in the room.  Sorry, nope, nuh uh... one dick rule... learn it, love it, live it!



Yup, 2 balls per 4 walls. And that includes Hot tubs!

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 8:59:50 PM EDT
[#12]
I'd only be gay if I was a chick
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:28:55 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Bukake is the extent of my considerations.


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:32:28 PM EDT
[#14]
No man. Naw, shit, you get you're ass kicked saying something like that!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:50:34 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
No man. Naw, shit, you get you're ass kicked saying something like that!




Fuckin A man.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:52:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:55:10 PM EDT
[#17]
So is your next thread going to be:

"So do you ever think about Horses in that way?"

or

"How old do you like your altar boys?"




As far as gayness goes, it is simple to figure out....which makes Mr. Wiggles dance: Boobies, Balls, or Both?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:59:05 PM EDT
[#18]
I wanted to fuck all the members of Poison after seeing this album cover....



Then I found out they were all guys.

That's as gay as I've ever been.

Back in the closet goes I.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:09:57 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:16:00 PM EDT
[#20]
Have you guys ever had gay thoughts?

Yes...just now. I was thinking how gay this thread is.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:22:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:11:07 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Have you guys ever had gay thoughts?

Yes...just now. I was thinking how gay this thread is. YOU ARE!!!!!




Fixed!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:14:22 AM EDT
[#23]
I thought about voting democrat once when I was 9 yrs old or so.  

Thats really gay.

- Gazukull
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:51:15 AM EDT
[#24]
I once thought I could make Ellen Degeneres straight by proper application of my ManTool.  Back in 1989...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:08:16 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:15:35 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:56:34 AM EDT
[#27]
No gay thoughts here, but Bamashooter has been kinda curious lately.

AB
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:13:09 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I think all of you that want butt sex have gay tendencies, even if you claim to want it with females.
Who the hell wants shit on their dick, unless they are gay?
Unless some of you are hung like mice, extra friction should not be a consideration.
All of you SIIHPAPP types are suspect to me.





You must have missed the team thread where a guy actually did it (And posted pics)...

He's not the first...


You gotta pony up for that membership!

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:16:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:18:13 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think all of you that want butt sex have gay tendencies, even if you claim to want it with females.
Who the hell wants shit on their dick, unless they are gay?
Unless some of you are hung like mice, extra friction should not be a consideration.
All of you SIIHPAPP types are suspect to me.





You must have missed the team thread where a guy actually did it (And posted pics)...

He's not the first...


You gotta pony up for that membership!




say what?!?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:20:16 AM EDT
[#31]
The only "gay thoughts" I've ever had are limitted to:

How the hell could a guy possibly enjoy that?

Or (now and then) when is see a gorgeous woman somewhere. After I pick up my jaw, roll my tongue back in my mouth, and wipe the drool off my shirt, I'll think:

With something like THAT walking around, how the hell could ANY guy be gay?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:20:47 AM EDT
[#32]
Only when I see that pink AR15
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:21:16 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think all of you that want butt sex have gay tendencies, even if you claim to want it with females.
Who the hell wants shit on their dick, unless they are gay?
Unless some of you are hung like mice, extra friction should not be a consideration.
All of you SIIHPAPP types are suspect to me.





You must have missed the team thread where a guy actually did it (And posted pics)...

He's not the first...


You gotta pony up for that membership!




say what?!?



I've still got the link...


The thread went about 20 or 40 pages and got locked and trashed...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:22:02 AM EDT
[#34]
It's a trap!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:23:50 AM EDT
[#35]
Hmmmm

*scratches head*

*tries to imagine being gay*

Hmmm

Nope. No gayness here. The mechanics of it do not appeal to me at all.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:40:59 PM EDT
[#36]
ing?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:52:16 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have a one dick rule...  I will pass up nailing the hottest check in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be another guy in the room.  Sorry, nope, nuh uh... one dick rule... learn it, love it, live it!



KINDA like me, only I have the NO dick rule. I have a no dick rule...  I will pass up nailing the hottest chick in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be one guy in the room.  Sorry, nope, nuh uh... no dick rule... learn it, love it, live it![/




If I implemented a "no dick rule" Kacer, it'd be like being a five year old and having a "NO Santa Claus" rule.....
Can't do it...sorry guys...my lipstick is stayin on ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:33:07 PM EDT
[#38]






Link Posted: 8/8/2005 7:38:16 PM EDT
[#39]
My gayest thought today is:


The GD moderators must be flamboyantly gay...


The keep locking BOTD posts in GD.

They even removed some pictures containing lips in the Team forum...

Link Posted: 8/8/2005 7:42:30 PM EDT
[#40]
yea thinkin how gay this thread is
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:17:48 AM EDT
[#41]
In highschool I  knew a HOT lesbian and thought I could try to make her straight..Didn't work, but we ended up being good friends..

Gay thoughts ran through my head all the time...(Her being with another chick!)

My wife and I went on a short vacation few months back. She wanted to go in the jacuzzi at the hotel..I refused! I won't go anywhere where there might be man juice! I slept on top of the covers too!

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:49:00 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have a one dick rule...  I will pass up nailing the hottest check in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be another guy in the room.  Sorry, nope, nuh uh... one dick rule... learn it, love it, live it!



KINDA like me, only I have the NO dick rule. I have a no dick rule...  I will pass up nailing the hottest chick in the world if the stipulation was there had to even be one guy in the room.  Sorry, nope, nuh uh... no dick rule... learn it, love it, live it![/




I hope there's not a no video camera rule...  


Digital
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 2:13:52 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
ing?



Let me alter the question for those real backwater places.

Have you guys ever had animal thoughts?


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 2:28:53 AM EDT
[#44]
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