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Posted: 7/14/2005 5:13:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Definitely became one of my top five movies after I saw it. I was laughing so hard I had to turn on the subtitles because I couldn't hear the dialogue....

Jesus titty fucking..............

dirka dirka jihad dirka dirka
My buddy is a security contractor in iraq, they play the soundtrack racing around Baghdad.........

Posted: 7/14/2005 11:40:36 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
great movie.

i bought the goody goody version. didnt get the unedited sex scene

IMHO, you're better off.
The BJ didn't bother me, but the scat was really really unneccessary.

Posted: 7/14/2005 3:57:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Team America is the best movie ever made.

- Gazukull

Posted: 7/14/2005 4:08:38 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm...so...ronery, I'm ronery, so ronery and sadry arone.

Posted: 7/14/2005 4:09:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
great movie.

i bought the goody goody version. didnt get the unedited sex scene

Why?

Guess he didn't hear it was TEH GHEY!

Posted: 7/14/2005 5:00:34 PM EDT

[#6]

there's not much in the way of middle-ground with this, it's like watching monty python, you either get it, or you don't. those that liked it, really really liked it, the others really really thought it was stupid.
some people can't allow themselves to just "go with it", they can't deal with fantasy,and ruin plenty of good movies "because it's not real nor is it probable".
personnaly, i bought it, and watched it 6 times over 9 days, i thought it was funny as a mother fucker.

Posted: 7/14/2005 5:06:55 PM EDT

[#7]

Funny movie, the dookie part blew ass.

The piss and blow job parts were funny as they were "implied" unlike the turd shot.

Posted: 7/14/2005 5:17:03 PM EDT

[#8]

great flic

Posted: 7/14/2005 5:18:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Back to the base for debrief and cocktails.

Posted: 7/14/2005 5:58:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Funny movie, the dookie part blew ass.

The piss and blow job parts were funny as they were "implied" unlike the turd shot.

I'm guessing the whole "as anatomically correct as a ken doll," thing was the only obstacle to showing those as well.

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:07:16 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
And it has several very quotable lines.

"MATT DAMON!!"

"You have balls. I like balls."

"Let's see how you deal with Kim Jong-Ill's panthers!"

"We're... We're gonna what?"

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:10:04 PM EDT

[#12]

America! Fuck yea comin to kick your motherfucking asses!!!

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:13:47 PM EDT

[#13]

That movie was hilarious.

The whole premise was to make fun of the neo-con mindset... all the while dragging liberals through the mud.

EVERYONE was supposed to be offended... and I love that.

- BG

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:14:33 PM EDT

[#14]

Funniest movie so far this millenium.

Gary?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Gary?

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:17:54 PM EDT

[#15]

Pure Genius!

Posted: 9/12/2005 9:22:49 PM EDT

[#16]

Are you rone-ree ??

LOL

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:10:09 PM EDT

[#17]

Team America ownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:25:36 PM EDT

[#18]

I Just watched it last week for the first time and I laughed my ass off

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:29:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Everone has AIDS!

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:39:24 PM EDT

[#20]

okay, who brew up panama canal? This is a very compricated and difficult pran, and you terrorists KEEP FUCKING IT UP!!

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:41:39 PM EDT

[#21]

I got to watch before all of you

because I was at Camp Beuring in Kuwait right before we rolled into Iraq.

Mybe it was because I was at hell on earth but that movie is funny as shit

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:01:07 AM EDT

[#22]

I liked it because it made fun of dumb ass actors and micheal moore. What are you guys fags or democrats? That movie was funny as hell.

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:07:28 AM EDT

[#23]

seenit 4 times each time i see something new inthe back ground or actually hear whats being said( 1/2 time im drunk or laughin with others) as said before its like monty python,, you get it or you dont........

"""now suck my cock...""

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:26:39 AM EDT

[#24]

"This is my serious face"

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:37:42 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
It had its funny moments, and I laughed hysterically a couple of times. But some dumb moments as well. Don't expect too much, but for a dumb gross-out comedy, it's definitely worth seeing. And it has several very quotable lines.

"MATT DAMON!!"

+1 although i think the dumb moments far outweighed the funny bits. it DID give us a whole new vocabulary though! durka durka mohammed jihad?

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:40:48 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Funniest movie so far this millenium.

Gary?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Gary?

That gary line is classic.

TXL

Posted: 9/13/2005 3:56:58 AM EDT

[#27]

What a worthless piece of puppet garbage.

Posted: 9/13/2005 4:12:16 AM EDT

[#28]

I liked it so much I bought the soundtrack. It zings both sides, but at least conservatives can take the joke.

Posted: 9/13/2005 4:59:31 AM EDT

[#29]

America FUCK YEAH!

Awesome. I ought to buy a copy, since it's hard to find movies that aren't stuffed full of Liberal drivel these days. And in case someone doesn't realizes it, it's SUPPOSED to be cheezy. That's half of what makes it so funny. They don't even try to hide how little effort they made for most of the special effects.

Posted: 9/13/2005 5:07:28 AM EDT

[#30]

What was with the buck o'five? Was that some kind of joke or a random price used for the song?

Posted: 9/13/2005 5:16:42 AM EDT

[#31]

dirka dirka dirka, mohamad jihad!

Posted: 9/13/2005 2:12:53 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
It had its funny moments, and I laughed hysterically a couple of times. But some dumb moments as well. Don't expect too much, but for a dumb gross-out comedy, it's definitely worth seeing. And it has several very quotable lines.

"MATT DAMON!!"

+1 although i think the dumb moments far outweighed the funny bits. it DID give us a whole new vocabulary though! durka durka mohammed jihad?

You need to see the southpark episode 509, Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants.
It's where it all started.
Funnier'n sh-t.

Posted: 9/13/2005 2:13:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Funniest movie so far this millenium.

Gary?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Gary?

That gary line is classic.

TXL

We need a vidcap.
That was easily the best scene in the movie.

Posted: 9/13/2005 2:17:00 PM EDT

[#34]

One of the funniest movies I have ever seen. We named a street in a nearby village Baka Laka Daka and have incorporated the international distress signal into our hand & arm signals. Kim Jong Il singing "I'm so Lonely" kills me.

Posted: 9/13/2005 2:23:42 PM EDT

[#35]

That movie pWNS @55!!!11!!!

Posted: 9/13/2005 2:36:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Yeah, I didn't see it in the theatre because of all the idiots on here who said it was lame. I saw it on DVD recently and though it was hillarious. I have no idea how anyone would hate the movie. But, some guys suck on each other's cocks too so you never know.

Which reminds me:

"OK, Gary, suck my cock!!

Just kidding"