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Posted: 6/30/2001 6:15:50 PM EDT
I now realize that there are only two people who post here. There is me, and there is you. I know that you have somehow done some computer crap where I'm the only one that can access this website. I know you have registered nearly 12,000 screen names. I know that you use these screen names to goad me in to posting things that you will use against me at some future date. I saw a copy of Paul Theroux's O-Zone in the bookstore today. I know I've read it, but I don't remember reading it. When you reprogrammed my brain, you left a door ajar, and I've pushed that door wide open. I remember what you did to me now. I know that nothing that happens is an "accident". I know who you are, and where you are. I'm not going to do anything now, except wait for you. Because I know you will be coming. You didn't expect me to be ready, did you?
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 6:27:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2001 6:30:33 PM EDT by InTheBlack]
[b]TIMMY!![/b] [img]http://sweeet.com/newpics/gotimmygo640x480.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 6:27:58 PM EDT
That tin foil hat you're wearing? It ain't tin, its aluminium! A fatal mistake! I've got you and your little dog too!
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 6:40:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2001 6:38:47 PM EDT by RoadDog]
[size=2]There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man... It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity... [(:|)] It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge... [(:|)] This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call... [/size=2] [size=4][red][u]The Twilight Zone! Welcome, Earthling![/u][/red][/size=4] [(:|)]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 6:40:46 PM EDT
That was a VERY cute thing you put on TV just now. I didn't realize you could work so fast. You should know by now that I don't believe what I see on TV. I have disconnected the cable and unplugged it. I have disconnected all the radios too. I know you are assembling the "leakage control" unit now. And I DO have MAJOR leakage now. Things are coming back as fast as my tortured brain can process them. WHERE THE HELL IS MY BROTHER, YOU ASSHOLES!?!?! Bet you didn't think I knew about "leakage control". Your drugs don't work the way you think they do. When we are "comatose", we are aware and sentient. We are just paralyzed. Others will discover your charade.
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 6:48:10 PM EDT
[size=3][blue][b]Is [i]this[/i] where you figured it out??[/b][/blue][/size=3] [url]www.timecube.com[/url]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 7:06:12 PM EDT
Look, do us all a favor and go postal on some well hated political figure. please. NSF
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 7:20:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2001 7:18:50 PM EDT by BusMaster007]
"Life is just a game; fly a paper plane; and there is no end..." S-S-STOP!!! Those voices in MY HEAD!!! WAIT! It's ME! YOUR BROTHER, your BROTHER, your Brother, your brother,yourbrotheryourbrotheryourbrotheryour­brotheryourbrother>>>>>>>>>>>>................
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 7:20:41 PM EDT
Oswald's death was faked too. Here's the REAL picture: [img]http://0whome0.homestead.com/files/Oswald.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 7:52:37 PM EDT
WhoMe? I love that picture!!! It is on my wall of my cube at work. Ever notice that the symbol on the wall is the sign for the band "The dead Kenndy's"?? Hilarious!!
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 8:31:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Guzzler: WhoMe? I love that picture!!! It is on my wall of my cube at work. Ever notice that the symbol on the wall is the sign for the band "The dead Kenndy's"?? Hilarious!!
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I think Oswald was singing "Ill In the Head"...... [:D] [img]http://0whome0.homestead.com/files/DK.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 8:49:32 PM EDT
I saw your brother, just a few days ago. Down the corridor, fourth door on your right, after you follow the blue line on the floor until it melds with the yellow line and becomes green for three clockwise turnings on the new moon when the third house has been in ascension for..........oh hell, just follow the smell of burning hair.
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 9:12:48 PM EDT
[url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/ref=sdp_used_b/103-7442176-2637443?index=fixed-price&field-offering-type=used&field-asin=0399131868&field-status=open&size=25&rank=+price&dbdat=2[/url]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 9:18:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2001 9:16:49 PM EDT by PieceTHRUFirepower]
OK GOVT THUG, here I comebabe...........[img]http://spitfire.cwv.net/~cdbailey/images/gifssucl/humor6/renoani.gif [/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 11:04:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2001 11:15:40 PM EDT
[img]http://www.esi-lifeforce.com/images/EYEBALL..GIF[/img][img]http://www.esi-lifeforce.com/images/EYEBALL..GIF[/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 11:35:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2001 11:43:05 PM EDT by ClearFire]
[img]http://www.mechanized.com/toby/anm_roof.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/30/2001 11:36:27 PM EDT
u are entering a dimension of sight and sound the twilight zone do doo do oo doo doo dah dah
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 12:13:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sweep: What the hell was that all about? What the hell is this thread about for that matter.
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I'm not 100% sure what any of this is about...........but this should fit in as good as anything: [url]http://www.infinite-zero.net/videos/page1/farting_in_bed_low.avi[/url]
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 2:37:48 AM EDT
Oh, I get it. This is the thread for all those who forgot to take their meds this morning...[%|]
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 4:11:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/1/2001 9:20:48 AM EDT
Boy, at first I thought someone had seen "The Matrix" one too many times - but now I know this problem runs a lot deeper! (don't use your remote to change the channels anymore - they got to it too...)
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 10:08:28 AM EDT
I recall from school THE case on entrapment. The feds busted a porno operation and found a retired military guy's address on the mailing list. For some reason they wanted to bust him, but they couldn't make the kiddie porn requirement (which had just come in), since he didn't like kiddie porn. The government invented pen pals, porno shops, and political organizations to seduce him into kiddie porn. The thing that finally pissed the court off and got them to toss the case wasn't so much the three plus year of trying, or the fake shops sending him stuff, or all the fake pen pals, it was the fake political organization which kept sending him stuff and asking him to take political action. Remember that whenever you hear some theory about government people doing some huge X-Files sting. Don't dismiss it right off.
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 1:27:40 PM EDT
They are here. You can see them out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look, they are gone. You can hear them in the silence. From time to time, you can even smell them. Who are they? Nobody knows. Are they evil? Would they not reveal themselves, if they were good? You see them too. I know you do. I see your eyes dart from side to side as you try to visually pursue them. I see you turn suddenly as you hear the unheard sound. Well, so much for Creative Writing 101. or is it........[dracula]
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