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Posted: 6/29/2001 7:11:19 AM EDT
"People don't drown children, bathtubs do," Ralph Nader noted. [url]http://www.nationalreview.com/balance/balance062801.shtml[/url]
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:15:31 AM EDT
Ban carbon monoxide! c2o2 Is that the right composition? Do it for the kids!!!!
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:18:36 AM EDT
ROTFLMAO!!! "It may very well be that if this severely depressed mother had not had ready access to a bathtub, these 5 innocent children might still be alive today," Kennedy added at the somber Washington press conference. He was surrounded by representatives from a wide range of liberal organizations including People for the American Way, Children's Defense Fund, and Bathtub Control, Inc. ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:21:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By timeport: Ban carbon monoxide! c2o2 Is that the right composition? Do it for the kids!!!!
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Carbon monoxide would be CO. The reason its poison is that it wants another oxygen atom so it can get to the stable CO2 so it absorbes this oxygen atom from your BLOODSTREAM.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:38:42 AM EDT
THESE POEPLE ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL! When will their collective garbage cease? This is another example of what I refer to as IUD Laws. Soon, for our protection, they will surmise that it will be best if we are not even born. We can't get hurt if we do not exist. I really want the Angels of Heaven to come down and bitch slap these people. I'm starting to tweek.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:43:27 AM EDT
ECS: it doesnt absorb an oxygen atom from your bloodstream. What happens is the CO molecule is about the same size as the O2 moleculte and it attaches to the hemoglobin in your blood. Now the O2 normally detaches from the hemoglobin when its needed, but the CO doesnt let go, thus preventing the hemoglobin from carrying O2 to where its needed. Kharn
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:45:27 AM EDT
THE NEWS PAPERS ARE SAYIN THAT SHE IS PREGNANT.WTF
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 7:58:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 8:47:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bilster: THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL! When will their collective garbage cease? This is another example of what I refer to as IUD Laws. Soon, for our protection, they will surmise that it will be best if we are not even born. We can't get hurt if we do not exist. I really want the Angels of Heaven to come down and bitch slap these people. I'm starting to tweak.
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Some peoples' sarcasm detectors need a tune up Sarcasm n. A sharply mocking or contemptuous remark, typically utilizing statements or implications pointedly opposite or irrelevant to the underlying purport. BTW, the spell checker really does work.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 9:09:43 AM EDT
hee hee. I thought that was a very amusing PARODY article. I, of course, realize it is simply a joke, but it does sound like something the fat-cats at the Politburo would do. Play on the emotions of a stunned Amerika to pass ridiculous laws and fatten their pockets. classic political scheme, gotta love Amerika.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 11:05:59 AM EDT
Boy, it's a good thing she didn't have a gun. She might have killed a child!
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 2:49:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: Boy, it's a good thing she didn't have a gun. She might have killed a child!
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