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Posted: 6/14/2001 8:24:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:27:28 AM EDT
I have not had sex in over a year. :(
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:27:52 AM EDT
no
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:29:15 AM EDT
I hate to sound like Clinton, but that depends on how you define sex.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:30:24 AM EDT
By myself or with a partner?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:32:52 AM EDT
Man, are you some kind of homo?!?!?! Hey, Cosmo magazine is --> Imagine this, Mr.Hunter walks into my local gun store on a saturday morning and says, "Morning fellas, how often do you have sex?" Mr. Hunter then gets taken out back and get his 223 twisted around his neck. Go back to Key West butt-ranger.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:22:39 AM EDT
Getting personal aren't we? BTW whats this got to do with guns?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:29:28 AM EDT
About once a week, sometimes more. I don't get any for 1 week a month. And it ain't a HOMO type of question either. Just because you ain't getting any.
T-Man Getting personal aren't we? BTW whats this got to do with guns?
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This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shootin', this is for fun. [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:35:35 AM EDT
If you "look" at the thread TOPIC, I think he is asking how many "HOES" you do in a week......... ROTFLMAO!!!!! I thought that was funny....... DK [:D] hehehe
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:36:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2001 10:38:05 AM EDT by T-Man]
GWIGG: Do you ram gun powder down yours?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:37:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2001 10:36:28 AM EDT by z71rat]
Originally Posted By T-Man: BTW whats this got to do with guns?
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That's the beauty of "General Discussion". He can talk or ask about anything.......even if he doesn't have a clue........ DK [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:38:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:40:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By tattoo: none now my wife throgh me out monday
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It wasn't because you called her a "HOE" was it??? DK [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:57:31 AM EDT
T-Man GWIGG: Do you ram gun powder down yours?
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However I can get it! [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:22:36 AM EDT
With or without a partner. Pls clarify.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:46:35 AM EDT
With my wife, as much as I want. No BS, either.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:48:41 AM EDT
For me the question is not "how many times a week", but rather "how many times a year". Just the breaks I guess... Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 12:03:38 PM EDT
4-7 times a week. Serious answer. Used to have sex a lot more when I was single, but it's much more fun with a partner![smoke]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 12:17:07 PM EDT
You wana fill in the maried guys in the room as to what exactly you are talking about? Is that some kinda chicken dish or is it pork?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 12:27:45 PM EDT
lets see....we have one kid.....so...ONCE!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 12:39:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 12:52:22 PM EDT
If only I had a left handed mouse.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 1:24:47 PM EDT
Do reptiles count??[:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 1:43:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Different: With my wife, as much as I want. No BS, either.
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Spill the beans!! Whats the secret? Married men wanna know!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 1:45:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waldo: Well,,, it's really gone downhill since my Carpal Tunnel surgery. [:P]
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Came into the doc with carpal tunnel huh? Asked if you typed alot, "Nope, I am a nympho!" :)
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:32:18 PM EDT
None of your damn business. OlDad
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:38:36 PM EDT
What's that.......
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:38:51 PM EDT
There's a bunch of very good one-handed typists in here, I would venture to say.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 3:52:51 PM EDT
One time too many with my wife apparently, as she thinks she is pregnant(there goes my dreams of another AR or M1A) Zane
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 4:25:18 PM EDT
Any time I damn well please... [:P] Too bad my wife doesn't agree with my perspective of things [B)]
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:41:04 PM EDT
MANY times a week, and some day I hope to do it with another person.....(mabey even a girl) [sex] BISHOP
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:42:21 PM EDT
Not to offend any of the other maried men out there, but my wife perks up any time I ask for sex. I literally get it anytime I want ( I admit, my wife is pretty cool). I don't know if I'm just that good or she's just that horny, but I'll take it any way I can get it.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 6:45:57 PM EDT
ROTFLMAO!!!
Originally Posted By Agent99: Man, are you some kind of homo?!?!?! Hey, Cosmo magazine is --> Imagine this, Mr.Hunter walks into my local gun store on a saturday morning and says, "Morning fellas, how often do you have sex?" Mr. Hunter then gets taken out back and get his 223 twisted around his neck. Go back to Key West butt-ranger.
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Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:42:44 PM EDT
A Dog Named Sex Everybody who has a dog calls him something common like "Rover" or "Boy". I call my pooch Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me: When I went into City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 7:49:16 PM EDT
...easy..never enough..especially since I have had a terminal erection since "the accident." Nothing makes the damn thing go down. Hmmmm...
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:02:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:24:25 PM EDT
Not enough. Need more now.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:42:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rigidrotor_rt: I have had a terminal erection since "the accident." Nothing makes the damn thing go down.
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I guess that's where the "rigid" part of your name comes from, eh?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 8:48:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XxSLASHERxX: I can have sex anytime my wife wants it!.....and most of u are in the same boat........so get over it.
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Move over, my turn to row.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:08:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:20:38 PM EDT
Been together for over 6 years, married for 5 years in August. 4-5 times per week.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:29:38 PM EDT
does making love count?
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:14:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By peecmkr45: Do reptiles count??[:D]
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i hope
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:46:17 PM EDT
Uh - the wife said that if I answer, she would make sure my estimate was higher then my new reality, so here's a different thing to ponder: A man and his six year old boy went into a drugstore. The little boy noticed the condoms in their boxes on the shelf, but when his dad offered to tell him about the birds and the bees, he shook his head and said, "No, I know what sex is, Dad. They taught us at school. I also know what those condoms are and how they are used, but I do have a question about them." After a moment of shock the man breathed a sigh of relief, partially grateful that he had been spared the "birds and the bees" speech by today's liberal school system, then he nodded seriously to his son and asked, "What is you question?" "Well," asked the boy, "why do they come in boxes of three and six?" The man thought for a moment, then answered, "The box of three is for young men just getting out of high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night. "The box of six is for young men in college. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday night." "What about that box of twelve," the wide eyed boy asked. The father's serious face never changed as he immediately answered, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for...
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 11:50:09 PM EDT
Is this AR15.com??? Just checking.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 12:14:50 AM EDT
Once or twice a week, & I've been married for almost 2 years.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 12:33:31 AM EDT
Not as much as my ex wife while we were married.
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 1:06:59 AM EDT
Still wait for the first time!! and i'm 20!
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 1:25:24 AM EDT
From Australia...... Lastnight, doggie, so we both could watch the Footy Show on the tellie(on Network 9 at 9.30 right after ER)
Link Posted: 6/15/2001 4:24:10 AM EDT
Depends on what you mean by "SEX".
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