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Posted: 10/18/2004 4:27:24 AM EDT

[#1]

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Any ideas why she is so angry?

Maybe the pastor's kids beat her up like they did to that young boy...

Posted: 10/18/2004 4:30:15 AM EDT

[#2]

First off, they sell winter clothes at almost any department store and tractor supply. Secondly, you are single. Have the good sense to stay that way and quit gloating.

Posted: 10/18/2004 4:47:58 AM EDT

[#3]

She obviously wants you to give her a good spanking.

Posted: 10/18/2004 4:51:03 AM EDT

[#4]

She is in need of love and purposely pushes people away from her. When people go away, it only strengthens her thoughts that people don't like her and go away. If you like her, just be nice to her and maybe ask her to dinner sometime, or to a Sunday movie after Church. Keep doing it until she says yes. She will....

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:01:13 AM EDT

[#5]

She sounds ~~UNDER SEXED~~ FRUSTRATED.

Some of those women are really really good in the sack! GIve it a shot, You will like it.

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:01:41 AM EDT

[#6]

Ask her if she has ever been introduced to the Pegleg Pirate....

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:05:18 AM EDT

[#7]

Maybe she has had a difficult romantic/sexual past and is trying to work through it?

No Christian is perfect. All of us have things we have to deal with and things we have to work through. She might just be in a stage in life where she has a lot of things to deal with already, and the prospect of going out with somebody is about as appealing to her as licking the oil off of the pavement.

It doesn't mean she is a bad person. It might just mean that she needs to sort through some stuff.

It might also mean that she just doesn't like you. Christ never said you had to like anybody. You only have to love them. If she isn't interested, maybe she is just making that really clear.

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:14:28 AM EDT

[#8]

31, unmarried, Christian.... hmmmm.....

She's sounds to me like one of those women who have this self-image far beyond what is reality. Been around the type. Everything she does is going to be about her, so you're better off leaving it alone.

Guys aren't intimidated by her, they can simply smell the lunacy.

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:20:22 AM EDT

[#9]

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Here is what you need to do

Step 1: Take your dress and heels off

Step 2: A nice bottle of jesus juice. Spend about $10 on the bottle.

Step 3: Consume the wine at her place. You want her in her comfort zone and to have the ILLUSION of control.

Step 4: Tell her you want to get her closer to god

Step 5: Spit on your dick and fuck the ever living shit out her

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:20:24 AM EDT

[#10]

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Somewhere on the internet, there is a 31yo woman posting on Knitting15.com or OprahFan15.com or something...

That single Christian guy in church keeps stalking me.

I had dinner with the group again last Thursday (we do this every other Thursday), and this guy asked where he could buy some winter clothes. I looked at him with incredulity that he seemed unable to locate the WalMart up the street and said, mercifully I thought, "I don't know".

So strange. But I think I feel sorry for him. He's not very cute. Harmless, I hope, but not very cute.

Holy crap that is funny.

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:22:42 AM EDT

[#11]

Just stick a potato in your pants and walk be her alot while she is seated.
btw.......put it in the front

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:27:33 AM EDT

[#12]

some one needs to compile clean cut's posts.

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:36:51 AM EDT

[#13]

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Whisper in her ear, I know that god made you different from me for a reason. I can show you what that reason is for. I can make you feel like a total woman. When I get through showing you why we are made differently and what it's for you will have a better understanding of what the word satified means. You will be so satisfied that you wont want to walk for the rest of the day. I'll start at your neck and mouth, then work my way down your neck and chest to your belly and then your mound. After that you will be burning with passion for me and I will make you know without a doubt why you are a woman. And when I'm done you will know that you have been loved by a man.

Pangea, that got me horny...........will ya start with me?

Posted: 10/18/2004 5:38:06 AM EDT

[#14]

Run away!

Posted: 10/18/2004 6:01:32 AM EDT

[#15]

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some one needs to compile clean cut's posts.

www.snopes.com/

Posted: 10/18/2004 6:06:20 AM EDT

[#16]

The Arfcom Diaries.

Chapter One: They ain't dolls, dammit. -stgar
Chapter Two: Gun Store stories. -steyr
Chapter Three: Where can I buy winter clothes? cleancut
Chapter Four:

Posted: 10/18/2004 6:06:26 AM EDT

[#17]

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I had dinner with the group again last Thursday (we do this every other Thursday), and I asked where could I buy some winter clothes. She looked at me with utter contempt, and said, "What, you expect me to know?"

So mean. But I think I like her. She's very cute. Angry, but cute.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a total dumbass!

She obviously wants you!

Posted: 10/18/2004 6:07:16 AM EDT

[#18]

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... She looked at me with utter contempt, and said, "What, you expect me to know?"...

Low self-esteem warning.

Avoid.

Posted: 10/18/2004 6:40:10 AM EDT

[#19]

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btw.......put it in the front

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:03:36 AM EDT

[#20]

A mask of low-key hostility is obviously her way of hiding her smoldering desire for you. Grab her by the hair, haul her into a dark corner of the church, bend her over a desk and give her what she wants. Don't forget to tell us how it goes.

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:05:13 AM EDT

[#21]

She is trying to tell you that she doesn't want you in this group.

And you have 0% chance with her.

SGatr15

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:07:11 AM EDT

[#22]

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Maybe she likes girls...

oowww never thought of that

Not good for a Baptist.

Maybe you can get her to convert and become a Methodist?

SGatr15

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:09:21 AM EDT

[#23]

Are you familiar with the Queen/Dog theory? Treat the queens like dogs and the dogs like queens. And don't forget that the most useful word in the English language when it comes to romance is "Next!" If you find yourself at a loss, just imagine what James Bond would do if he were trying to hit on hostile chicks at his Thursday church group...

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:09:41 AM EDT

[#24]

A bit of pooper pounding will fix all that, post pictures.........

/obligatory

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:17:13 AM EDT

[#25]

A) Ignore her.

B) When she does say something, say:

How nice; or

Have a nice day; or

May God bless you.

Not someone with whom you want any involvement. If she "wants you", she has a strange way of showing it, and it's possibly a "Fatal Attraction" brewing should you get tired of it. Or, she's just nasty for whatever reason. Are you licensed to practice Psychiatry? Do you want to assume her baggage?

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:18:57 AM EDT

[#26]

hit her in the shitter

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:19:52 AM EDT

[#27]

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hit her in the shitter

You're a romantic charmer

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:21:40 AM EDT

[#28]

Clean Cut,

You need to go back to cruising for chicks at your family reunions instead of your local church ....

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:35:55 AM EDT

[#29]

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Just stick a potato in your pants and walk be her alot while she is seated.
btw.......put it in the front

....put it in the front...

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:38:40 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
A bit of pooper pounding will fix all that, post pictures.........

/obligatory

*grunt* *grunt* Baby, you ain't gonna shit right for a week! *pant* *grunt*

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:47:12 AM EDT

[#31]

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A bit of pooper pounding will fix all that, post pictures.........

/obligatory

*grunt* *grunt* Baby, you ain't gonna shit right for a week! *pant* *grunt*

My line always works:

"Bitch, when I's done wif you, you gonna need a pain pill to pee."

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:49:55 AM EDT

[#32]

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Quoted:
A bit of pooper pounding will fix all that, post pictures.........

/obligatory

*grunt* *grunt* Baby, you ain't gonna shit right for a week! *pant* *grunt*

Kick ass movie!

Posted: 10/18/2004 8:57:19 AM EDT

[#33]

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I had dinner with the group again last Thursday (we do this every other Thursday), and I asked where could I buy some winter clothes. She looked at me with utter contempt, and said, "What, you expect me to know?"

So mean. But I think I like her. She's very cute. Angry, but cute.

stuff......pooper....pics

perfect to straighten out the snotty bitch

Posted: 10/18/2004 9:43:16 AM EDT

[#34]

Make her rue the day she had internal organs - it's the only way to really communicate with those bible bitches.

Posted: 10/18/2004 10:40:34 AM EDT

[#35]

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I bet she knows where to purchase batteries.

...by the case!

Posted: 10/18/2004 12:58:29 PM EDT

[#36]

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I bet she knows where to purchase batteries.

LOL I was thinking the same thing. She is: 31, unmarried and unattached (I think the men are scared of her), and confessed during dinner to watching a lot of wedding shows. Hmm...

GT PICS ?

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