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Posted: 10/9/2004 9:36:42 PM EDT
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Diet coke, what a pansy lol 
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Posted: 10/9/2004 9:41:26 PM EDT
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My girl can clean a house like it's nobody's business. I'm talking spring cleaning a few times a week. This isn't a "woman in her place" statement. She does this on her own accord. I think it's the obsessive compusive disorder, but what do I know?  She also has a knack for maxing out credit cards. You don't even have to tell what the limit is, she'll find it. +1 |
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Posted: 10/9/2004 9:51:58 PM EDT
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postive,, hummmmm
nope nothing I can say. 
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Posted: 10/9/2004 9:59:06 PM EDT
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Well since I'm working on my post count tonight
Women are the greatest thing in the world, better even than guns and SCUBA diving. This is in the long term because I would much rather go diving or shooting than spend a day with my wife shopping. I am a lucky man to have found a wife that compliments me perfectly. She bitches at me when I need it (frequent) and is a great partner. Most women have something going for them (besides the obvious sexual stuff) it's great to just talk to women. |
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Posted: 10/9/2004 10:08:51 PM EDT
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I love the plumbing and fittings they come with.
And once worn out, just trade 'em in for another one. |
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Posted: 10/9/2004 10:26:23 PM EDT
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Anything that can bleed for a week and not die... can't be triffled with
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Posted: 10/10/2004 1:03:37 AM EDT
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My female friends are much better at listening to me if there's something I'm having difficulty with.
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Posted: 10/10/2004 1:18:45 AM EDT
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After 33 years of marriage, my wife is so much a prt of me that I'd truly be lost w/o her.
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Posted: 10/10/2004 3:16:08 AM EDT
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Cha-CHING. My sentiments exactly. Women are God's greatest creation, and certainly the most beautiful. |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 3:33:14 AM EDT
[#10]
Still thinking.
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Posted: 10/10/2004 4:25:17 AM EDT
[#11]
uhhh, ummmmm........I'll get back to you................
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Posted: 10/10/2004 4:47:16 AM EDT
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My wife is the best thing that has ever happened to me.... that being said the fact that she is self lubricating is a BIG +1!
seriously I have only been married for 3 weeks now but we have been living together sincle last december she is a beautiful woman and I think the good lord every day for sending her my way. |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:01:02 AM EDT
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If a woman doesnt understand how something works, they just let men play with their toys instead of asking a thousand annoying questions...whether its my guns, my tools, working on the truck, my guitar gear....if my wife doesnt get why I am doing something....I get no questions about it...she just leaves me to do what I like. I never hear shit when I building a new guitar or AR or whatever.
Oh, and I prefer waking up next to a warm body than an empty bed |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:10:47 AM EDT
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Uh, you can turn them upside down and carry them like a six-pack?
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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:14:30 AM EDT
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After more than three decades together, my wife and mother of my three kids abandoned me and our last child. The divorce has been ongoing for 9 months (her choice) and extremely expensive (her choice). I am financially wiped out and emotionally bruised.
In spite of all of this, I know that I am a better person for having been her husband. Being attuned to the needs and wants of a women can make a man better than he would have been otherwise. I would love to have a good woman in my life someday. That desire is overwhelmed by my unwillingness to be emotionally and spiritually crushed by one. Women are like a heating element. Unless you touch one, you really don't know if you are going to get burned. And we are so drawn to touch. |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:26:13 AM EDT
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My wife can't cook and isn't the world's best housekeeper, but she is a great mom for the kids, never puts anything on the credit card, understands what hunting season means, doesn't care how many guns I have, has drop dead legs and an angel face, will give me some anytime, plus more.
I'm not sure what I did to deserve her, but I wouldn't trade her and love her more every year. |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:35:21 AM EDT
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Great line. Sorry to read about the divorce. Been burned by a few, but there are still nice one's out there; unfortunatly not enough to go around. |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 6:25:57 AM EDT
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Can't live with them, can't legally kill them.
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Posted: 10/10/2004 7:13:48 AM EDT
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You better treat her right. Her uncle has more firepower than you do!  Woody |
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Posted: 10/10/2004 7:17:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2004 7:37:07 AM EDT
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My wife is 'soft and cuddley' (sp) and that makes me hard...
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Posted: 10/10/2004 10:32:49 AM EDT
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TWO damn years (almost 3) and only 451 posts?????!!!! Get your ass in gear boy!!! BTW, haven't seen you since the hun farm. Been awhile, you gonna be at gunstock? TXL |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:12:08 AM EDT
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Women confuse me. As much as I complain about my wife, she does put up with alot of my crap and still loves me. She does a great job taking care of our son, and me for that matter. She doesn't like cats, she likes guns. Heck, she's never said I can't buy a gun. She let me rearange her dining room to fit my gun safe in there. The list can go on and on. How's that? |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:27:21 AM EDT
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I think women are the greatest thing on the planet. Soft, warm, snuggly, caring...
Unfortunately, they think I'm a bottomless financial pit with which to set themselves up for life after they divorce me. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:30:50 AM EDT
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In my experience, all the women I have dated are trash...and the good ones who are really good hearted and kind people I get the lets be friends talk from. Sworn off females for a while. (Going on two years...) John |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:46:07 AM EDT
[#26]
Let me ask Peter about women.
How many Poopers and Pie did Peter Piper Poke? Not enough! |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 11:03:30 AM EDT
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I looked in the dictionary for the definition of a woman and found this......a life support system for a pussy.
Well, not really, but it gets my wifes attention when I say that. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:26:35 PM EDT
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Boobs are cool.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:34:11 PM EDT
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Boobies are warm. |
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