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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:34:32 PM EDT
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Ted, meanwhile, was gazing out over the moonlit water....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:41:27 PM EDT
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Saying wheres my car,wheres my date?
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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:54:04 PM EDT
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to which ARFCOM replied "You left her in the river, with..."
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:31:51 AM EDT
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... her legs tied behind her head, I hope you gave her a snorkel.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:36:54 AM EDT
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"I gave her a snorkel alright", sayeth Ted.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:37:39 AM EDT
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Then I gave her a "ChiliDog"
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:38:19 AM EDT
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Then the big, brown shark came...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:38:28 AM EDT
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Meenwhile, back at the ranch.....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:41:15 AM EDT
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Ted's inbred sister began to pick her toes.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:41:18 AM EDT
[#10]
1GR was still gay, and flipping through the channels on TV |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:44:25 AM EDT
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Then this a-hole JBT pulls up and...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:45:44 AM EDT
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about then, some guy showed up with alot of dolls, he was wearing camo and............
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:49:17 AM EDT
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eating a cat-kabob
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:51:30 AM EDT
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The JBT then shot the mans dog because...... |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:52:18 AM EDT
[#15]
and shouting out ,I AM THE MAYOR !, what the fuck do you think your doing to my dolls???
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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:59:08 AM EDT
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just then, a flock of walmartians started coming towards the arfers bearing trinkets
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:00:09 AM EDT
[#17]
that looked curiously like pie.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:02:30 AM EDT
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but... it was just doll pie...sooooo...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:04:49 AM EDT
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They went to Sgtar15s house to "bake" some real pie...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:04:49 AM EDT
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from behind the shrubs, a crazed squirrel attacks
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:04:53 AM EDT
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They fired a few rounds anyways, accidentally striking a sign toting liberal
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:11:28 AM EDT
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and the squirrel immediatley began consuming large amounts of ....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:17:26 AM EDT
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the liberal's face, while the crowd drank more beer and ate cheesy poofs with
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:18:52 AM EDT
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a side of asparagus and cheese... just then the royal canadian mounted police appeared to deport the squirrel
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:20:29 AM EDT
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At that moment, out of the clouds appeared Rocky Raccoon...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:21:49 AM EDT
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and he had met his match....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:21:59 AM EDT
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and the coon dogs went wild with delight...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:24:08 AM EDT
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Suddenly MORE zombies appeared wearing MARPAT.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:37:42 AM EDT
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What zombies? I don't see any zom....AAaaagghhh
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:48:49 AM EDT
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then a young, fat zombie stood on a rock in the creek and began to do his Crocodile Hunter impression...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:50:48 AM EDT
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in the place where his eyes should have been rested two Tacpoints...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:50:58 AM EDT
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And Sgtar15 began to take aim......
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:52:30 AM EDT
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and his girlfriend turned zombie appeared behind him and grabbed...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:56:25 AM EDT
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His rifle, and hit him in the head with the butt stock and shouted.....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 11:04:20 AM EDT
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Shavast ye land lubber! I'll carve out your liver and eat it with me supper!
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:27:21 PM EDT
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In the meanwhile, a small group of Arfcommers went out into the woods and proceeded to get lost........
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:46:17 PM EDT
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When they came upon more zombies who made razor blade slits in their cockskins and were masturbating with ben gay.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:55:54 PM EDT
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they shot the shit out of them
hehe this is fun |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:03:40 PM EDT
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and continued thier hike.....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:06:02 PM EDT
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...then...without warning....a stovepipe so bad that this FTE had rendered Sarges M4 useless.....reaching for a backup sidearm he thought ---fades into dream sequence---sarge is arranging action figures and getting ready to post pics---fades back to reality....."I gotta get home guys, I have a great idea for my next film....and, I want some pie"
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:08:06 PM EDT
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and the rest of the arfcommers were ready to give up when.....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:08:46 PM EDT
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when somebody yelled hey macro!! read the rules numbnuts.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:09:38 PM EDT
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suddenly, DK-Prof jumps out of the bushes screaming something about John Kerry in dutch.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:13:00 PM EDT
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and the sun suddenly rises and the light bulb comes on
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:21:19 PM EDT
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suddenly everbody stops posting and is about to go home when...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:29:47 PM EDT
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Sarge spots a Big Foot and everyone opens up on it...
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:30:57 PM EDT
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but everyone was using blanks, instead of real ammo. So they....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:32:23 PM EDT
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it was natuarly too far away so they must chase it down in order to finish it off....
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:36:13 PM EDT
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and many of the posse were tired and went home.
 Thus the tough got going
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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:39:31 PM EDT
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com'n guy keep it going one them shouts
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