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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:39:47 AM EDT
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I had a local woman do that, we standing at the local Tractor Supply, Myself and my younger brother, this lady walks in and orders us to get her a 25 lb. bag of birdseed so i went and got it and set it in her cart. She said thatnk you, and i said as loud as i needed to by the check out lines for everyone to hear..... "By the way Lady, Idon't work here!! The people who do wear red vests!"
She turned red and got all embarrassed! I wasn't mad, she was an old lady, but if she wanted help getting the birdseed she should have used some manners and asked not demanded! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:43:56 AM EDT
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On second thought, $5 would have been a free box of ammo or two for the AR-15 and the range gets lonely sometimes!
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:52:16 AM EDT
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I would have washed her windshield for her and asked if she needed the air pressure in her tires checked while my gas was pumping.
 Nothing makes people feel better than to have someone do something nice for them!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:53:12 AM EDT
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Why didn't you just take the $5 and drive off?
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:53:22 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:55:41 AM EDT
[#6]
Not everyone who posts here is male you know 
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:57:02 AM EDT
[#7]
Wow 3 pages and noone said "I would of asked her if I could stuff it in her pooper and post pics"
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Posted: 9/30/2004 8:58:55 AM EDT
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Women are soooooooo violent. Makes me glad I'm single....... CKMorley |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:00:39 AM EDT
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Heck you probably would have done it for free!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:02:03 AM EDT
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If she'd asked nicely instead of demanding, I woulda taken the $5 and washed the windows....easy money, even if its only enough for lunch.
But....with the attitude displayed, go GabbasaurusRex! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:07:15 AM EDT
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We knew you'd be along to fix it for us! Except Gabby is a female member of the board! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:13:32 AM EDT
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So ? |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:30:00 AM EDT
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Sorry gabby, but this is one funny thread..lick me where I pee?
cupid stunt----think about it. I would have taken the 5. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:34:28 AM EDT
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Exactly what would Gabby stuff in her pooper?  The window washer?  The gas nozzle? Her foot?  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:37:05 AM EDT
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That'd be one HELL of an enema. 100% sure you could light her farts though! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:45:33 AM EDT
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I have a feeling that if she asked nicely, there wouldn't be $5 involved.
She's paying to be a dick and to get her windshields done. She's probably some real estate lady and makes great money, time is money and she's already having a bad day and needed a good ego boost to reminder of her so called "position" in "life". As I type this, I would have just done it, $5 is $5, but in reality, I would of let MY ego get in the way and told her to piss off. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 9:53:09 AM EDT
[#17]
Squeege Cell Phone the list is endless.... |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:02:58 AM EDT
[#18]
Oh, I'm sure she can find something.  Yeah, I might have done it, if she wasn't being a condescending bitch. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:03:18 AM EDT
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I would have used the gas as a "cleaner"
Shit, take the $5, do a shitty job, walk away, and then bitch and moan about it here. See...now you don't have $5. You could have bought yourself 25 chicken nuggets at Wendy's.... I know people are rude but take their cash, do a shitty job, and let them learn. That actually happen to me. We were shoveling snow outside our school one day and the office guy next to our school said "Go all the way up the sidewalk." "Thats not our job" "$5 for you two" "Okay!" Made one quick pass, left about 95% of the snow, walked away with $5, and now I have a story to tell. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:09:58 AM EDT
[#20]
I love you guys.
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:23:49 AM EDT
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Don't you people already having window washing hobos in CA?
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:27:36 AM EDT
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Gab, you're a girl after my own heart.
Next time, grab the five and say "I'll go see if I can find someone." then get in your car and leave. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:53:41 AM EDT
[#23]
I probably would have done pretty much the same thing (on a bad day). If I was in a good mood I would have told her I didn't work there; when she insisted that it needed washing I would have told her to get off of her sorry ass a wash it then. After that I would have ignored her.
For al the ones who would have taken the money, some things are worth more than $5 - like dignity. The woman was rude and I would not have washed it for any amount. Good going, Gab! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:58:53 AM EDT
[#24]
Let's get a few things straight:
1. As previously stated, I'm a woman, so I can't tell her to suck my dick and I can't poke her in the pooper. Telling her to lick me where I pee is a different story. I'll have to use that one sometime. 2. Had she been handicapped, elderly, or even asked nicely, I would have washed her windshield and told her to keep her money. I was raised with manners. That doesn't keep me from losing my temper at times. If someone is repeatedly rude to me at some point I'm going to get fired up. 3. I thought about taking her money and leaving, but that's unecessery, and I don't really want to have someone screaming "THEIF!" at me. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:02:12 PM EDT
[#25]
Was the last option BigDozer66 or were you signing off? |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:03:35 PM EDT
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Wait, did you just suggest to a women that she should use the line "lick where I pee" instead of suck my duck??
My My, that takes some "big round ones". 
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:14:10 PM EDT
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As long as she get's the pics! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:15:14 PM EDT
[#28]
 they clank when she walks |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:15:27 PM EDT
[#29]
We aims to please!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:17:50 PM EDT
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I hadn't thought about that but heck we have 'em here in Texas! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:19:40 PM EDT
[#31]
It was a trap!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:29:19 PM EDT
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Are you kidding? Being a woman makes it all the better of an insult! The look of confusion is priceless! |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 12:35:21 PM EDT
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+1 Take the money, smile, say "I have to go get some more fluid, I'll be right back", get in car, drive away. Of course, I'm a prick like that. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 10:56:25 PM EDT
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Duuuuuhhhhh... They DO make strap on's you know......  S.O. |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:41:49 PM EDT
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Then why do so many chicks tell me, "Fcuk you?"  This post modern sexuality stuff is so confusing, can't I just drag em back to the cave by their hair? |
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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:44:53 PM EDT
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you should have whipped it out and pissed on here windshield i bet she wouldnt ask someone again
lol sorry didnt read this was a girl it happened to well thats what i would have done cant stand lazy people |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 1:42:53 AM EDT
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tagged. Yall are so freakin hilarious
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Posted: 10/1/2004 2:19:49 AM EDT
[#38]
I waded through four pages of crap and come up nil on pix?
Gabby is a tease!!!!!! leelaw, post pix. Quick. 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 2:28:50 AM EDT
[#39]
And in Texas you also have the mexican kids selling chiclets 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 2:31:27 AM EDT
[#40]
So did you wash her windshield?
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:06:51 AM EDT
[#41]
Don't buy the chiclets! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:10:46 AM EDT
[#42]
WOW GabbasaurusRex, you told her!
I would have taken the $5 and done a CRAPPY job washing her windows............. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:04:07 PM EDT
[#43]
Another story about mistaken employment
Myself, my sister, my brother in law, were in a local Target a couple weeks ago. This woman comes up to my brother in law and asks"Do you work here?" (Target employees wear red polos if you don't know) (My brother in law works for a car dealership, and at the time he was wearing his green polo shirt with the name of the dealership embroidered on it.") He says no. The woman looks at the shirt and says, " Ohh, (name of dealership,) Do they have good pizza?" He says "No, it's a Chevy/Pontiac dealership." She walks away. I was laughing straight for 20 minutes after that. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:07:05 PM EDT
[#44]
so many options as your response
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:08:38 PM EDT
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What color is your skin? Just curious if this was a factor in her choice...
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:12:34 PM EDT
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youre a wonder, Wonder Woman |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:17:08 PM EDT
[#47]
$5.00 for a 1 minute job.
 I would have. You are proof of why we need the Mexicians.  There ARE jobs americians will not do anymore.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:17:35 PM EDT
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Ok anyways would you hit it.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:18:21 PM EDT
[#49]
I would have taken the five, washed the windows, then told her, "Thanks, I needed some ammo for the banana clip in my AK-47 assault rifle that shoots children."
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Posted: 10/2/2004 6:34:20 PM EDT
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... Less chatter
... More pix! |
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