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Posted: 9/22/2004 9:23:22 AM EDT
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No, no salt peter, maybe back in the day but not after 1984 that's for sure.
Never did myself, I was warned that. "shaking it more than twice constitutes pleasure and we aren't in that business" YES, DRILL SARGENT!! 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 9:27:10 AM EDT
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WORD!!!! Chambers Pavilion, BAMC 1984. The pie was plentiful, got my first wife there!! divorced 4 years later but it was GOOOD. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 9:39:26 AM EDT
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The 6th week at San Diego boot camp was "work week".
I worked at the Bakery in the mess hall - a pretty posh gig compared to what some people got (ie: Skullery!). Anyway - for the first time in 6 weeks, the bathroom stalls had doors on them. That's all I'm sayin. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 9:49:12 AM EDT
[#4]
I didn't even get wood the entire 13 weeks I was on Parris Island. I probably could have, but I had more important shit on my mind like sleep, and survival.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 10:09:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Yup, that shot of peter killer didn't work too well on me.
 I rubbed out a few in Basic.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 10:56:18 AM EDT
[#6]
"Shake it once that's fine Shake it twice that's okay Shake it three times You're playing with yourself again" |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:02:21 AM EDT
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No, but as a DI caught two guys rubbing each others out in the shower stall-b'bye! One way ticket to civilian land.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:03:34 AM EDT
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Anytime I was in bed I was too tired to do anything but fall asleep fast. And that is the way it should be.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:23:58 AM EDT
[#9]
I wanna rub one out just thinking about rubbing one out. Nobody "loves" me, like me.
 Well, that's not entirely true, but certainly not with the chimpanzee-like frequency I strive to keep.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:36:20 AM EDT
[#10]
No...never.
Not once. Ever. I lost my virginity at a very young age to a buxom young woman who lived next door and couldn't keep her hands off me. I musta been 12 at the time. Never had to whack it. Never choked it. No meat beatin' here. Not once was it spanked. You can't prove it and anyone who says I did is a big fibber.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:49:22 AM EDT
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Before I went in, I was worried that I would wake up with a woody...never happened. Mini-me slept the whole time...thank god!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 4:37:45 PM EDT
[#12]
No, too exhausted mentally and physically, being yelled at all day long, whacking off was not even on my mind. Echo-4-3, Ft leonard Wood, Mo
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Posted: 9/22/2004 4:59:02 PM EDT
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in boot camp I thought my dick was broken. I didn't get morning wood for about 6 weeks.
on my submarine, different story. I had a happy sock for every day of the week. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:05:51 PM EDT
[#14]
13 weeks at P.I. and not even one hard-on. There was plenty to keep your mind off that aspect of life. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:09:07 PM EDT
[#15]
You must make time, become a master of your domain. The shitters were good for taking naps and whackin off in addition to actually being used as shitters. Adapt and overcome, no pun intended.
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:22:22 PM EDT
[#16]
On my plane ride home from basic I did bust a load in my pants while having a wet dream. I remember feeling busting the nut but I didn't realize it was real until I woke up and I had a hell of a mess in my pants. I just hope i wasn't humping the person next to me in my sleep! And if it were today I would have been mistaken for a naked raghead in the head! Messy, Messy! |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:41:58 PM EDT
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Wierd ass thread.
What is all this shit about AIT being co-ed? I'm sure that the Corps' equivalent is not... Is it? 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:52:47 PM EDT
[#18]
My basic was co-ed. I woulda rather trained without women. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:55:25 PM EDT
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OSUT BAT '81 at FT Knox.
I went blind  |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 5:59:01 PM EDT
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Yup, but we don't get to control those things. 
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Posted: 9/22/2004 6:06:29 PM EDT
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We need the Erik Estrada you're a homo pic!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 6:07:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Yeah, I finally beat my meat once we got to the rifle range. Had to celebrate shooting Expert somehow!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:28:18 PM EDT
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Glad I won't have this problem as I've decided on the USMC (from what I understand does no coed basic training) I know I've talked in the past about the Army and Navy Nuke, but I've decided on the Marines because I think this will give me the best chance at taking the fight to these motherfuckers. That and every military person in my family, with the exception of my dad who was Army, has been a Marine. The Navy offers better civilian related jobs it seems but screw it, if I don't reenlist I'll finish college. |
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:38:59 PM EDT
[#24]
Anyone who says they didn't lies!
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Posted: 9/22/2004 11:48:47 PM EDT
[#25]
Hell yeah, almost daily. Especially while on fireguard.
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