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Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:41:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Let's see.

$200,000,000,000, a large and beautifully decorated mansion on the Gulf Coast of Florida and also one in New Orleans, a very hot asian wife, valedictorian graduation with an MBA from U. Penn. and a JD Summa Cum Laude from Yale, a large multinational investment banking corporation with main branches in NYC, Los Angeles, Zurich, London, Kowloon, Tokyo, and Munich, with headquarters in Dallas, plus 60% of stock in that corporation so the Board can't vote me out and other companies can't take me over, a large yacht, a large personal security force, and a personal trainer.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:04:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Who dis?


Quoted:
Gimme this and I will personally smelt down my AR and make a 'Vote for Kerry' sign out of it.




Fritz

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:15:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Guarentee that my children will lead succesful and happy lives with not one incedent of anything bad happening to them for the rest of thier lives. That would work for me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:02:13 AM EDT
[#4]
Make me dictator.    I can have other people do my shooting for me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:14:27 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
That's an easy question.
Give me $100,000,000.
I'll never touch a gun again.
Hell, I'll never wipe my own ass again.




And people say there are no more good jobs available in this country.

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:16:22 AM EDT
[#6]
A sane woman.  Since we're dreaming...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:21:34 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.

    A big+1
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:21:35 AM EDT
[#8]
Nothing, except maybe my kids health and safety-which I can protect pretty well as long as I'm armed.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:29:46 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Make me dictator.    I can have other people do my shooting for me.



Beat me too it.  But I will add dictator "of the world"
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:54:11 PM EDT
[#10]
I'll take the "loaded"  F4C.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:56:19 PM EDT
[#11]
1*10^24 USD.  

I am dead serious, if you are stupid enough to give me this much money.   Then I will just hire a hitman and have you killed then go buy an AR again.  Stupid.  
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:02:32 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Nigga please!



+1
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:05:38 PM EDT
[#13]
[Austin]moleymoleymoley[/Austin]


The Force and a lightsabre.

And the Playboy island.

And the mole of money.

And my own aircraft carrier, fully armed.

And that REALLY HOT A-10 pilot from the History Channel for a girlfriend, who likes threesomes....

And a pony.....
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:21:55 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Become the next president!!!
I will sacrifice myself for you guys!!!
I will throw back all the stupid anti-gun laws that we have...




Ahhh forgot to mention... I also want an "F-14 Tomcat" and "A-10 Thunderbolt" (for self defense)



I propose a write in vote for makkoo1974.  His campaign slogan is "A turkey on every table, a Tommygun for every man!"
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:36:18 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Who dis?


Quoted:
Gimme this and I will personally smelt down my AR and make a 'Vote for Kerry' sign out of it.

fritzthecat.250free.com/images/net/holly.jpg


Fritz




Holly Marie Combs, actress on Charmed.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:54:37 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Pay for all my kids to complete the college of their choice (tuition, books, room and board, food, etc...) and I will lay down my arms.



Too cool!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:58:35 PM EDT
[#17]
The ETERNAL Orgasim
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:59:58 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pay for all my kids to complete the college of their choice (tuition, books, room and board, food, etc...) and I will lay down my arms.



Too cool!



No, not cool.

That's exactly the 'deal' the left offers now.. "Free" education and disarmed citizens.

</wet blanket>

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:17:47 PM EDT
[#19]
The original question is easy to answer. There is nothing that any human could give or do for me that I would trade my weapons for. Not now, not ever. When GOD orders me to lay down my weapons, I will do so. Anybdoy else can kiss my ass. Molone Labe
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:41:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Not  damn thing. Nothing will ever make me lay down my arms. Not that I have anything besides my airsoft collection.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:25:34 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
perfect health for my wife and kids



Damn, thats a hard one to beat.


But if I could fly like Neo I would never shot again!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:56:20 PM EDT
[#22]
MINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUN
MINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUNMINI GUN
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:59:10 PM EDT
[#23]


Here's a start!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 12:39:48 AM EDT
[#24]
Nothing.  If I couldn't shoot, I think I would just die.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 12:46:21 AM EDT
[#25]
A woman that never has "that time of the month."
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:18:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Unrestricted ability to edit US Code, and add one amendment to the Constitution.  What I change, edit, add, or delete stays that way forever.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:54:04 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Nothing.  If I couldn't shoot, I think I would just die.

+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:56:33 AM EDT
[#28]
110 Billion US dollars would suffice for me.  That way I won't have to hear about Bill Gates and his measly 55 Billion....


With 110 Billion dollars one could probably afford and never get bored of TNT, C4, Hand Grenades, and Claymore mines.  Hey, the T.O. addressed shooting- not blowing shit up.

Sly

ETA: I crossed my mind, even then it wouldn't be worth it.... No deal!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:19:29 AM EDT
[#29]
I'll give it up for a fully equipped one of these...



Link Posted: 9/28/2004 12:07:56 PM EDT
[#30]
Heat vision and invisibility.

Would also accept near invulnerability and a God-like influence over the minds of men and women.

Ooh... and as said before, a pony.
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