Quoted: Quoted: Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end. "Monkey"?!!! "The Captain" I have heard, "Duke" I have heard, I've even heard "Guido", but "Monkey"?

Got a little Captain in you?
Want some?     hahahaahhahahaha!  


Sorry, I couldn't resists. I've seen that commercial too much lately.

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Where did you find that picture?

Quoted: blah blah blah POST THE DAMN PICS ALREADY!!!!

+1

Only on Arfcom would tits, real or fake, start an arguement

Quoted: I agree 100%, my wife was a small d, $7500 later she is an e cup which looks good on her 5'3" 36-22-37 frame. I never cared for fake ones until I got to test drive a nice set done by a very reputable surgeon, not just a boob doc.

YOU POST SOME DAMN PICS TOO, MISTER!  





I want to see high beams! Glass cutters! Eye poker-outers!

Quoted: Quoted: I agree 100%, my wife was a small d, $7500 later she is an e cup which looks good on her 5'3" 36-22-37 frame. I never cared for fake ones until I got to test drive a nice set done by a very reputable surgeon, not just a boob doc. YOU POST SOME DAMN PICS TOO, MISTER!   I want to see high beams! Glass cutters! Eye poker-outers!

Hey I posted them weeks ago in the team forum..........you missed out

Quoted: Quoted: I hate fake tits. Fake tits say alot about the woman they are bolted to. ... exactly

You guys need to get out more.  Or, you're just not meeting the right women, IMHO.

Wasted a perfect pair of Bs? Damnit....when will women realize that they dont need C/D/larger to be pretty?

Ah well....


John

But, man I can palm a basketball!

I like a healthy set of knockers as much as, well, probably more than the next guy. The reason the lady got them is what is important. My wife has a friend who got a pair recently, absolutely no reason for it, my buddies fall all over her and she is in a good stable relationship. But she had wanted to do it for herself for several years. She is a professional architect/construction manager so it was not a "business expense" or anything creepy or psychotic.(ask me about that some other time

The moral of the story is, chill and be supportive. She will need some TLC for a while til she heals, be there for her and everything should be fine.

96Ag

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: They are lame.  Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash.  She's gonna get all kinds of attention.  And that's why she got them in the 1st place.  Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash... not sure if you are joking or not....but this is my persoanl opinion on the matter.... if she was looking for attention brfore...she'll get it now. have fun i guess. Not  joking at all.  Femals who do this are insecure and think getting fake teets will help their self esteem. When it doesn't they defer to the "new" attention they get from sugar daddies to compensate for the low self esteem.  And if you want to continue keeping said female around your gonna have to outspend the next guy...

I have to agree with this guy.  The reason she did this is for the attention.  I've not been with a girl with fake tits, but I can imagine it.  I've been stomped hard by a girl recently, I have high lack of trust in most females as of right now.  I got cheated on and whatever.  I'm not telling you to be ultra paranoid and suspicious or anything, just be cautious.  I have a feeling you're going to get stomped on as well from this.  She's going to be getting a lot of attention from new guys, and may even be tempted to do something.  Just watch out.

Quoted: You know what's worst of all? We live in a society that makes many women feel that have to be a D cup and have a 20" waist to be attractive and guys feel they must have a 10" schlong and big muscles to be adequate. Where did we go so wrong folks?

Well speaking personally, I am 3.5 feet.....

Kidding.

I agree. I prefer my women as God made them, no silicone enhancement. There are genuinely some women who are so insecure about their body image that they are inconsolable about it. No ammount of love and support can ever fix it, as it has to be an inward epiphany that makes them better.

But I do agree that your relationship might be on shaky ground, so be careful. Some women are enhanced and feel wonderful afterwards and become more loving because they are more acceptable to themselves. Others jump ship because they feel they can do better.

Depends on the woman...

When they heal up... slap some vaseline between them and go to town.

Report your findings.

The wife of a guy I know had them done. Next thing ya know she is flashing them around at get togethers. They were very nice. Later on he caught her cheating on him with his best friend. Dont know if it is related but be careful

Quoted: When they heal up... slap some vaseline between them and go to town. Report your findings.

Baby oil is much better

Quoted:  guys feel they must have a 10" schlong and big muscles to be adequate.

Trust me. It ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

My girlfriend will get them after we get married and have kids and after the kids are done breast feeding.  They will be for my benefit because she isn't concerend either way. She had long ago decided that she wanted to have them lifted after breast feeding, but will have them enlarged for my benefit.  She has already told me that she will show them off afterwards - low cut stuff not dancing-on-a-pole stuff - and that's fine with me.  If she is going to leave me or cheat on me then she'll do it with her current B-C (depending upon bra maker) or her prospective C-D cups.

I know she already had them done, but for others' benefit/detriment:
Things to watch out for are:
Saline versus silicone.  Saline is softer, but heavier.
Over or under the muscle.  I don't know the exact difference yet, but I suspect under the muscle might hold them up higher, but it might make them feel odd especially as she gets older.
Size increments. Going from a A to a D can cause stretching and will probably look awful.
Maintenance.  They need to be massaged regularly (maybe forever) to prevent tough scar tissue from developing.

I haven't done any new research lately so some of the above may not be problems, but I'm sure someone will gladly correct me.  

Quoted: Quoted:  guys feel they must have a 10" schlong and big muscles to be adequate. Trust me. It ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

I got so used to the ersatz ones that it took a while to get used to the real thing when I changed GFs.  My old GF got hers upgraded courtesy of the VA here in Houston.... she said she put in her 20 yrs and deserved to get something back.  BTW she was flat as a board before and 34B after... Perfect size and a beautiful sight !
 Don't get in any hurry dude because it will be some time before she will wanna play.  Hope they didn't damage the nerves.
Good luck,

Rip

awfulplasticsurgery.com/board/index.php

Quoted: Hope they didn't damage the nerves.

That too, but if you spend some decent money that shouldn't be a problem.

Quoted: Quoted: Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end. "Monkey"?!!! "The Captain" I have heard, "Duke" I have heard, I've even heard "Guido", but "Monkey"?

You know, as in "spank the monkey"? LOL.

If you ever saw Beavis and Butthead, you heard it at least 10 times per episode. Hehe.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end. "Monkey"?!!! "The Captain" I have heard, "Duke" I have heard, I've even heard "Guido", but "Monkey"? You know, as in "spank the monkey"? LOL. If you ever saw Beavis and Butthead, you heard it at least 10 times per episode. Hehe.

Or my fave " punching the clown"

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end. "Monkey"?!!! "The Captain" I have heard, "Duke" I have heard, I've even heard "Guido", but "Monkey"? You know, as in "spank the monkey"? LOL. If you ever saw Beavis and Butthead, you heard it at least 10 times per episode. Hehe. Or my fave " punching the clown"

LOL. Yeah, there are lots of other funny ones such as:

Milking the lizard

Tug of war with Cyclops

Fishing with the one-eyed wonder worm

Shining the helmet

Or my fave " punching the clown"

I like to call it "roughing up the prisoner"

We can't leave out "auditioning the finger puppets" either.

Quoted: We can't leave out "auditioning the finger puppets" either.

That sounds anal

Quoted: Quoted: We can't leave out "auditioning the finger puppets" either. That sounds anal

I suppose that one can be applied across the board whether man or woman, or whether hetero, homo, or a combination. It fits every application. LOL.

Dating Mrs. Palm and her Five Lovely Daughters.

Slap-Boxing the One-Eyed Champ.

Can we get back to talking about boobies now?

Lame.

The woman I'm dating now has implants.  She got them earlier this year, before we met.  I can't say it's really my preference, but it's not a problem, either.  I asked her about why she got them, thinking maybe it was just to get more attention.   But she told me she's now just more confident in her own sexuality, and that makes her FEEL sexier.  And, believe me, I have absolutely NO complaints in that department.  



Anyway, she likes 'em, and that's good enough for me.

Oh, and BTW:  B-D

My wife went from a B to a D 13 years ago.  It's called "Pregnancy".   I can't even remember what the "Bs" looked like.  W00t!

Quoted:

+1

vanity is a bitch.

Whens the divorce?


SGatr15

What are the current stats?  75% of women who get new boobs end up divorcing/leaving their current for another?

Now she can show them to your friends, you should feel proud.

Not to rain on your parade, but anyone who goes under the knife for new boobs has her self-esteem in the wrong place, especially if going from B to D. B to C, MAYBE, but all the way to D?

She's showing off.

I wish you the best, but I fear it won't include her forever.....

Sorry...

Quoted:

... , the "kid" on the left looks like he done came and went!

Quoted: Quoted: cdj.blogs.com/words/jordan_kneads_dough.jpg ... , the "kid" on the left looks like he done came and went!

Looks to me like he's got a good dose of 'e' in his system.  It also looks like the dude behind him is taking a nice fat bong rip.

Quoted: Why did she go from having near perfect breasts to D's? Hell, B-C is great. But when it gets bigger than that, you are starting to get into the too big category.

I disagree. My wifes are a natural DD.Some people like breasts, some people like other body parts. I happen to like breasts.

Quoted:

Quoted: ...I happen to like breasts.

This is what I'm saying.  

Quoted: Quoted: cdj.blogs.com/words/jordan_kneads_dough.jpg ... , the "kid" on the left looks like he done came and went!

Is that nipple between her thumb and first finger on her left hand?

Quoted: Quoted: Is that nipple between her thumb and first finger on her left hand?

It does look like it, but I doubt it. I have the Playboy with her in it and her nipples are centered like they're supposed to be.  

I appreciate a woman who wants upgrades.

But then again, I like'em skanky!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I hate fake tits. Fake tits say alot about the woman they are bolted to. ... exactly You guys need to get out more.  Or, you're just not meeting the right women, IMHO.

... Not necessarily, I get out enough and with women that are well, all women.

… I just happen to think differently about women that feel the need to blow up their breasts. YMMV, but likewise I have no idea whether or not you’re content with your "level of action" either.

… and I know my esteemed colleague innocent_bystander has nether a womanz problem at all.

Plastic Boobs belong on Barbie………

… and more than a handful is a waste anyways.


Look at what happened to Lola Ferrari aka Miss Airbags!



"French porn star Lolo Ferrari died on Sunday of natural causes in her house on the French Riviera.

She was only 30-years-old.  Ferrari was billed as ``the woman with the biggest breasts in the world'' and had a reputed 71-inch silicone-enhanced bust. There were no further details about her death given at the time.
I have to be honest with you. I am perplexed over this “natural causes" scenario  the police are trying to paint for us.
I have no idea what “natural” causes  could kill a 30-year-old.
Natural causes conjure images of dying in your sleep. Dying in your sleep happens to 87-year-olds not to 30-year-olds.
Plus, applying the term “natural” in  any context to a woman with a 71-inch silicone-enhanced bust is  a bit inappropriate as well.
I mean, maybe it would be “natural” to die if one of those tits rolled up on her face while she slept and suffocated her, but if you have a tit that big, that can do that much damage, well that shit ain’t natural either."


ANdy

So where can I find her stripping?

Quoted: Look at what happened to Lola Ferrari aka Miss Airbags! French porn star Lolo Ferrari died on Sunday of natural causes in her house on the French Riviera.

I believe she committed suicide by ODing on pills.

I presently work for a plastic surgeon.  He can some times do 3 breast augs a day.  As the boy friend you can expect the next bit of hell.  (Warning your milage may very but I've seen this many times! )

1  Day 1 she is going to complain and cry a lot.  Life is gona suck for you.  She is gona say that an elephant is sitting on her chest.  Be prepared for a lot of stupid chick shit.

2  During week 1 she will most likely go into at least 1 preop visit.  During that time the bitching about how one breast is lower then the other, cleaveage is not right,. etc. will start.  The bitching will begin in earnest and continue to full on crazy talk about how she should have never done the operation and that her life is now ruined.  She is angary at you for not stopping her or supporting her or some thing that makes no sense at all and you will never understand because she is nuts right now and going to blame you becasue your convinent.  

3  After a month of fits like this and your ready to hang your self she starts feeling better about her new tits.  This is when she starts telling her friends about the new secret or why she hasn't been going out and seeing any one and she starts feeling good about her self.  Around now is the time when she goes shopping for new tops with her girl friends and leaves you the empty spent emotional shell because she sucked all life out of you.  Some how every thing that was wrong with the world is ok and didn't matter and your to stupid to understand why she should be calling you an idiot.

4  This is 3 months out.  By now she is wearing smallish tops or tight fitting stuff every where and guys are checking your girl out right next to you.  If your still there that is.  Since she upgraded her self the girl's usually upgrade their man.  Yes it happens often.  So be prepared for a lot of man checks because she is gona put you in some squirmish situations.  Oh and if you talk to her about how you feel about this phase it is because your insecure about her new power and that you have a problem with her independence.  If you hear that speach your on the way out of her life, she upgraded you.  

Why do I know this?  Because beside the Dr.  I am the only male in the office.  I am surounded by big boobs and bigger attitudes every day.  The boy friends that are waiting in the waiting room are not the same guys that take them in for their fianl check up 3 months out.  Also about 3/4ths of the girls want to have sex with the Dr. it always happens for some strange reason.  Every blue moon me and the Doc hang out at a strip bar, have a beer, and try to promote buissness.  The storys are off the wall.  Your situation may very, but this is about all I hear from the gosip from all the other girls in the office (because they can never shut up.)  If you can last 6 months, the boob novelty will start to wear off and things will slightly go back to normal.  This is my from a guy that sees this shit all the time advice.

Quoted: Naysayers have never driven a set.  Seeing them on TV or at a tittie bar doesn't count.  Get in the fricking game and actually use the equipment, all of you naysayers!

I've driven plenty, and was "in the game" when I was a few years younger.  I still say fake tits suck...they range from just not looking, feeling or tasting right, to the truly hideous Pam Lee style....how anyone could find her tits remotely attractive is beyond me....but whateer floats your boat.