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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:13:27 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
The lords message has been recieved.
The lord has given upon me knowledge of great evil in the workings.
As you know the lord denounces false gods, he stated to me Islam is a religion based upon false gods and ideals, which needs to be renounced.
This evil is now upon a stage of enactment that will effect great numbers of americans very soon. The lord has instucted me to take shelter and flee the skies.
The lord has informed me these evil workings are definitly originating from the muslim nation and are implementing their plans within days.

Isn't this about 3 years too late?

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:14:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

When's the next contact scheduled? Or do you need chips for that added rustle?

Any sigificance to 3.14?

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:19:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted by 455SD

Do you think the "rustle" you are hearing is from the rolling papers??

May I ask why you chose your screen name? 455sd is an easy sequence in this formula.

I'm not saying for sure, but could 455sd, mean 455 die sunday. Want proof?

S alphebetically 19.

D alphebetically 4

19/4= 4.75/2/2= 1.19

Hmmm.....

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:21:23 PM EDT

[#4]

Imbroglio

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:22:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Posted by 455SD

Do you think the "rustle" you are hearing is from the rolling papers??

May I ask why you chose your screen name? 455sd is an easy sequence in this formula.

I'm not saying for sure, but could 455sd, mean 455 die sunday. Want proof?

S alphebetically 19.

D alphebetically 4

19/4= 4.75/2/2= 1.19

Hmmm.....

Dude. Does that mean I could possibly throw a rod Sunday or are you just totally full of shit? HMMMM....

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:23:34 PM EDT

[#6]

If you've been drinking, please stop. If you haven't been, please start.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:25:27 PM EDT

[#7]

Dude. Does that mean I could possibly throw a rod Sunday or are you just totally full of shit? HMMMM....

What you do with your rod is up to you, I just know I wont catch it.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:27:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Dude. Does that mean I could possibly throw a rod Sunday or are you just totally full of shit? HMMMM....

What you do with your rod is up to you, I just know I wont catch it.

You are in over your head. Just bow out now before the late night crew checks in.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:31:07 PM EDT

[#9]

Since today is my birthday does it mean I have some role to play in this revolation

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:31:15 PM EDT

[#10]

You are in over your head. Just bow out now before the late night crew checks in.

I have not yet begun to show you what is in store.
Have you yet come up with one mathamatical equation to prove your point. All educated people should and do know everything runs on a cycle, which is in turn run by equations.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:33:33 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Posted by 455SD

Do you think the "rustle" you are hearing is from the rolling papers??

May I ask why you chose your screen name? 455sd is an easy sequence in this formula.

I'm not saying for sure, but could 455sd, mean 455 die sunday. Want proof?

S alphebetically 19.

D alphebetically 4

19/4= 4.75/2/2= 1.19

Hmmm.....

9/11 falls on saturday this year

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:36:02 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
You are in over your head. Just bow out now before the late night crew checks in.

I have not yet begun to show you what is in store.
Have you yet come up with one mathamatical equation to prove your point. All educated people should and do know everything runs on a cycle, which is in turn run by equations.

Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:37:39 PM EDT

[#13]

9/11 falls on saturday this year

Please excuse my mistake, you know what I was saying ( I hope).

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:38:17 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

What you do with your rod is up to you

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:39:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Fuck off!!

Edited to add...COCK SUCKER!!!!

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:44:59 PM EDT

[#16]

did god tell you if he is a man or a woman?? can you pleae ask him for the illinois mega ball numbers for tomorrow?

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:46:02 PM EDT

[#17]

Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:49:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

uh, dude, 10.666/2/2 = 5.33333/2 = 2.66666

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:50:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Please, the lord is growing impatient

Does he want a shubbery??

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:54:55 PM EDT

[#20]

I like

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:55:32 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

Sorry, 1.19 is not the answer. If you must know, it's two coupled linear differential equations, the solution to which is an exponential. One day you might understand...then again, maybe not.
Later 'gaitor.

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:55:57 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
The lord has demanded upon me to collect all muslim participants and dispose of them properly. He orders you to do the same.

"Peace cannot, and will not be acheived untill the religion of Islam is relieved" (the lord 9-9-04)

Divide todays date by two, and you will find a familiar date. (9+9+04=22/2). Place # back into todays date to find the truth. Everything that we do, others do, and has ever happend is based upon a numerical sequence. This is just another sequence. We now have knowlege of this sequence thats about to continue.

Do you and Richard hang out at HCRR??

Posted: 9/9/2004 7:56:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

uh, dude, 10.666/2/2 = 5.33333/2 = 2.66666

You have to love it. Excuse me it's getting late.

Please do the math with me

32/3 two more times or 32/3/3/3=1.19 Sorry for the confusion, you can clearly see I knew what I was talking about.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:00:30 PM EDT

[#24]

Do you and Richard hang out at HCRR??

Who is richard? Please don't tell me it's short for dick, I've already had one member try to throw his rod my way.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:03:27 PM EDT

[#25]

3.14...

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:04:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

uh, dude, 10.666/2/2 = 5.33333/2 = 2.66666

You have to love it. Excuse me it's getting late.

Please do the math with me

32/3 two more times or 32/3/3/3=1.19 Sorry for the confusion, you can clearly see I knew what I was talking about.

I get 32/3/3/3 = 1.1851851851851851851851851851852

I'm pretty sure God doesn't need to round His answers.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:06:21 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Do you and Richard hang out at HCRR??

Who is richard? Please don't tell me it's short for dick, I've already had one member try to throw his rod my way.

Richard is the owner of Hill Country Rifle Range. I thought you two might be kin for a minute.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:06:24 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Can you tell me what the mathematical equation is that describes the cold war?

Why do I have to do all the work. I seem to remember great I.Q. scores posted here some months ago?

Here you go:

Cold War

C W = Alphebetically 3 23 or 323

32/3= 10.666/2/2= 1.19

Please, the lord is growing impatient. We must end this threat for the good of man.

uh, dude, 10.666/2/2 = 5.33333/2 = 2.66666

home.wi.rr.com/davef/lol.gif

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:10:13 PM EDT

[#29]

That's not Jesus. Even Ray Charles can see that's Bob Marley.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:11:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I have not yet begun to show you what is in store.
Have you yet come up with one mathamatical equation to prove your point. All educated people should and do know everything runs on a cycle, which is in turn run by equations.

Wow, this is some funny sh^t ! Please enlighten us.

[Ya know, I bet this is the guy I saw this morning driving down the freeway reading the newspaper and talking on his cell phone. He was probably talking to the "lord" at that very moment, juxtaposing the divine numerology onto the words in the fishwrap. Translated thusly our prophet derived his pronouncements and passed them generously, if illiterately, on to the great mathematically retarded horde. (That would be us.) I feel so special to have witnessed it....and I just love using big words to make myself sound sophisticated.]

Alpine

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:15:02 PM EDT

[#31]

GardenWeasel, almost, but you failed to see my correction. And yes .5's do round up, it is basic mathmatics.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:15:28 PM EDT

[#32]

Imbroglio

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:18:46 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
The lords message has been recieved.
The lord has given upon me knowledge of great evil in the workings.
As you know the lord denounces false gods, he stated to me Islam is a religion based upon false gods and ideals, which needs to be renounced.
This evil is now upon a stage of enactment that will effect great numbers of americans very soon. The lord has instucted me to take shelter and flee the skies.
The lord has informed me these evil workings are definitly originating from the muslim nation and are implementing their plans within days.

dude, you're going to hell. historically God hasn't looked kindly upon false prophets...

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:20:58 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
GardenWeasel, almost, but you failed to see my correction. And yes .5's do round up, it is basic mathmatics.

If you scramble the word result, you end up with rustle so it is possible that your results are scrambled.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:21:21 PM EDT

[#35]

While most of you have been questioning my math and personal relationship with the lord, I have taken action on my orders. I currently have one on the sinners in the back of my vehicle. I will question him later tonight, and hopefully find the stroghold within my community.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:23:39 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
GardenWeasel, almost, but you failed to see my correction. And yes .5's do round up, it is basic mathmatics.

So, God, who nows the number of hairs on every head, the number of grains of sand on all of the beaches, knows the number of kernals of wheat from every crop ever harvested or to be harvested, knows the number of stars in the Universe, has to ROUND to the nearest one hundredth??????

OhooooooooTaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:23:40 PM EDT

[#37]

If you scramble the word result, you end up with rustle.

Wonderful Gardenweasel, you are starting to see the sequences.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:24:25 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

... All educated people should and do know everything runs on a cycle, which is in turn run by equations.

That's some stupid shit right there

- social psychological effects cannot be deterministically predicted with equations, but can only be described in terms of aggregate means, around which a variance exists.

So - my question is:

Are you drunk or are you insane? (option 3 is someone just having fun with deliberately goofy topics).

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:25:11 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
While most of you have been questioning my math and personal relationship with the lord, I have taken action on my orders. I currently have one on the sinners in the back of my vehicle. I will question him later tonight, and hopefully find the stroghold within my community.

soooooo, you're saying that you're holding someone against their will?

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:28:47 PM EDT

[#40]

So, God, who nows the number of hairs on every head, the number of grains of sand on all of the beaches, knows the number of kernals of wheat from every crop ever harvested or to be harvested, knows the number of stars in the Universe, has to ROUND to the nearest one hundredth??????

OhooooooooTaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!

I'm growing tired of teaching math. Only one of infinity upon itself has one whole number.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:29:11 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
The lord has demanded upon me to collect all muslim participants and dispose of them properly. He orders you to do the same.

"Peace cannot, and will not be acheived untill the religion of Islam is relieved" (the lord 9-9-04)

Divide todays date by two, and you will find a familiar date. (9+9+04=22/2). Place # back into todays date to find the truth. Everything that we do, others do, and has ever happend is based upon a numerical sequence. This is just another sequence. We now have knowlege of this sequence thats about to continue.

AGENT PROVOCATEUR

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:29:47 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
While most of you have been questioning my math and personal relationship with the lord, I have taken action on my orders. I currently have one on the sinners in the back of my vehicle. I will question him later tonight, and hopefully find the stroghold within my community.

Yeah, wouldn't want anyone to have too many strogs, now would we?

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:31:10 PM EDT

[#43]

soooooo, you're saying that you're holding someone against their will?

No, against the lords will.
He does not have to answer to me, only to the lord and the lords sword which was laid upon me eariler today.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:31:30 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
2022/911/2= 1.109 Get it? or would you like me to reverse it for you? Would you like more? I would like to think you can figure the rest out yourself.

Doesn't that round up to 1.110 ? I think you need to carry it out to more decimal places.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:34:12 PM EDT

[#45]

The elections this year are on 11/02/2004. Subtract 2 from 11 to get 9. Combine it back with the 11 to get 911. From the year, add the 2 and the 4 to get 6. For each zero, add another 6 to get 666.

Coincidence????

Tommy Tutone had a hit in the 80s, 867-5309. take 2 from 8, and 1 from 7. Now you have 666-5309. Add the 2 and the 1 to the 5 and 3 to get 11. Now you have 666-1109. In the rest of the world, dates are typically expressed day then month.

Coincidence????

Remember that little trick in which you could fold a $20 bill a certain way and you would get an image that resembled the smoking twin towers? Well, what is 9 + 11? 20!

Coincidence????

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:34:29 PM EDT

[#46]

Doesn't that round up to 1.110 ? I think you need to carry it out to more decimal places.

Umm, no. Please try again.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:35:15 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
soooooo, you're saying that you're holding someone against their will?

No, against the lords will.
He does not have to answer to me, only to the lord and the lords sword which was laid upon me eariler today.

Ahem, let me rephrase that... sooooooo, you're saying that you are holding someone captive (regardless of who they have to answer to)?

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:40:02 PM EDT

[#48]

In
Before
The
Lord shows up

Somebody gave out his private phone number, and there's gonna be hell to pay...

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:40:24 PM EDT

[#49]

I know when the world will be destroyed by a natural cataclysm. I can offer scientific FACTS that this will happen. Not some number theory or other false prophetic prediction.

If you are willing to listen, I will tell you. This knowledge will give you time to prepare and get your affairs in order.

Posted: 9/9/2004 8:41:23 PM EDT

[#50]

Ahem, let me rephrase that... sooooooo, you're saying that you are holding someone captive (regardless of who they have to answer to)?

In a sense, but please don't take out of context. I am doing a service for all americans, and I urge you to do the same.

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