Would you 1 night stand a hot midget? botd - Page 2

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Posted: 9/5/2004 5:14:31 AM EDT

[#1]

SCREW IT! As long as she's not insanely obese why not. She does'nt even have to be hot. The dark can fix that in the flick of a light switch. Besides, midgets have needs to, right? If nothing else I'd let herhock.gif!

Posted: 9/5/2004 5:16:54 AM EDT

[#2]

Turn off Safe Search and do a Yahoo! image search on 'midget porn'.

Ummm... no.

Posted: 9/5/2004 5:31:49 AM EDT

[#3]

Comedian Doug Stanhope has his famous midget story he likes to tell.

He goes on to say he was telling his current GF about it and she asked if it was a "girl midget",
and he was all WTF??? Just because you f*ck a midget doesn't mean your homo.

I think it might

Posted: 9/5/2004 5:35:43 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Nope. Not midgets for me. I would have no issues with a nice little 4'11' or 5' petite thing though. If she's any smaller than that, someone else can have her.

Hmm..my wife is 4 10". She stopped growing at 12; not her fault. She's a great cook, great mom, great wife. Not to mention that when I met her she was all of about 95 lbs and at that time a 34D (little bigger now, but kids do that to ya when the only place for the baby to go is OUT ). I wouldn't trade her for anyone.

Posted: 9/5/2004 5:36:16 AM EDT

[#5]

It's a trap!!!!!!!!

Posted: 9/5/2004 6:40:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Hell yes I'm getting old I can't afford to disciminate.

Posted: 9/5/2004 6:42:32 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 9/5/2004 6:56:59 AM EDT

[#8]

no, i'd injure her irreparably. oh wait... bellybutton stops the ripping right?

Posted: 9/5/2004 8:33:41 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

LMAO!!!

Posted: 9/5/2004 8:54:45 AM EDT

[#10]

Please define "Midget"

I've banged a girl who was 4'10" perfectly formed and hot as hell… does that count? (I'm 5'11")

Andy

Posted: 9/5/2004 10:51:24 AM EDT

[#11]

This is wrong on so many levels...

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:01:09 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm dead sober dude. It's just a midget. It's not like some grotesque deformity. Like I said, if she was CUTE whats the difference? There's unique possibilities there that might be alot of fun. Ya only live once.

So you are bagging out people who cant change what they look like and have had no say that they are small?

Thats low

Its like bagging out mentally retarded people or burn victims...

You shouldnt treat them like a joke.

What the hell are you talking about dude? Having sex with a midget is "treating them like a joke?" It's on par with "teasing crippled children or burn victims?" As you said earlier in the thread, someone was obviously drinking last night.

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:02:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Only if she had pistol grip ears and a flat head to sit my beer on

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:18:11 PM EDT

[#14]

Edited " Too Hot for ARFCOM "

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:21:14 PM EDT

[#15]

IBTL See above link +1

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:21:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Here's a Midget
Dude what were you thinking?

porn link removed

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:23:46 PM EDT

[#17]

Woof! Oh God no!

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:31:11 PM EDT

[#18]

BTDT. Nothing wrong with banging a midget.

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:35:56 PM EDT

[#19]

the small hands with the sausage fingers freak me out.

Posted: 9/5/2004 1:38:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Q: What is a midget?

A: In some circles, a midget is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by most people of short stature. The term dates back to 1865, the height of the "freak show" era, and was generally applied only to short-statured persons who were displayed for public amusement, which is why it is considered so unacceptable today.

Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label.

source

Posted: 9/5/2004 2:52:27 PM EDT

[#21]

Midgets are fun to spin like a propeller !

Posted: 9/5/2004 2:56:55 PM EDT

[#22]

You are some sick fuckers.

Posted: 9/5/2004 3:18:36 PM EDT

[#23]

Somewhat fat chicks yes. Midgets, NO! When I'm doing her, I don't want her licking my belly button!

Take care. Coondog

Posted: 9/5/2004 8:26:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Who are more suitable for tossing, drarfs or midgets, and which are preferable? Why?

Ditto, wrestling?

Posted: 9/5/2004 8:34:41 PM EDT

[#25]

And this, friends, is an example of why ARFCOM is such a riot...

Posted: 9/5/2004 8:36:45 PM EDT

[#26]

"follow the yellow brickroad"

Posted: 9/5/2004 9:09:42 PM EDT

[#27]

She wouldn't have to get on her knees to give you head.

Has anyone said that yet? If not, I'm saying it now.

She wouldn't have to get on her knees to give you head.

Posted: 9/6/2004 12:08:41 AM EDT

[#28]

Im still waiting for someone to post a pic of a hotty Midget.....

There are none!...

To be honest with you I would pay good money to throw one!...( I just remmember wher it is legal?)

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:06:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Hell yeah! Think about it. It'd be great. You could pick her up and jerk off with her. Then, in the morning, you come out of the bathroom after a shower. She's coming in yawning, drop the towel, oops.

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:09:03 PM EDT

[#30]

Would she have a pulse?

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:10:18 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Maybe if she was hot, but I never saw a hot midget before so I dont know.

I concur.

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:15:31 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Im still waiting for someone to post a pic of a hotty Midget.....

There are none!...

To be honest with you I would pay good money to throw one!...( I just remmember wher it is legal?)

I did a google search.. this is the best I could find.

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:18:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 9/27/2004 5:29:18 PM EDT

[#34]

Bidgette The Midget/Bridgette Powerz

I'm not saying she's hot, just that she's the only kinda normal faced little person I can think of.

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:09:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Hell why not.... your Schwantz in those little hands wood (SP) look like a friggin' LOG...

[boost]EGO[/boost]
I'm in.................

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:18:50 PM EDT

[#36]

Banged a chick I used to work with that was about 4'8" or 4'10", but I wouldn't call her a midget.

Her arms, legs, etc. didn't look deformed or anything like that.

Bang a true midget? Not my thing but I guess my level of inebriation and marital status would determine whether or not I did.

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:19:42 PM EDT

[#37]

I've never seen a hot midget.

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:22:19 PM EDT

[#38]

I am waaay, waaay too big for a midget.

Ok, you all saw right through that one,

but hey, i hold my own. Shoot i might even be able to satisfy a hamster!!!!

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:24:12 PM EDT

[#39]

Gonna need more pics before a decision can be reached!

BigDozer66

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:30:04 PM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 9/27/2004 6:38:10 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Hmm..my wife is 4 10". She stopped growing at 12; not her fault. She's a great cook, great mom, great wife. Not to mention that when I met her she was all of about 95 lbs and at that time a 34D (little bigger now, but kids do that to ya when the only place for the baby to go is OUT ). I wouldn't trade her for anyone.

Agree. My fiancé is 4'11", 95lbs and as cute as hell. Great figure, perfectly proportioned and is the center of attention wherever we go on account of her "hotness"

I'm 5'11" and unless I specifically try to find a way to poke fun at her I do not notice the height difference. The kindest, most loving person on earth, the best cook I have ever met and the most sexually complete individual I have known.