Quoted: Can you imagine Clinton meeting God?? Scary thought!!
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Joke:
Bill, Hillary, and Algore die in a plane crash. The three of them stand before God sitting on his throne. God asks "Why do you believe you should be allowed into Heaven?"
Al says "Well, I really believed I won the 2000 election, but I understand now that I did not, and that it was Your will, and that it was the best thing for the country, and I'm content with that."
God nods, and says, "I accept your contrition. Sit here at my right."
Then he asks Bill, "Why do you believe you should be allowed into Heaven?".
Bill replies, "Well, I violated a commandment and coveted women, cheated on my wife, and was a pretty scurrilous guy, but I reformed before I died, and I am really sorry for what I did."
God nods and says, "You may enter heaven. Take a seat to my left." Then he says to Hillary, "And what about you, Hillary?"
To which she replies, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."