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Posted: 6/6/2023 5:42:01 PM EDT

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I've got fairly low standards but I'm not banging any 84 year old strippers.

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Posted: 6/6/2023 5:48:10 PM EDT

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No bitch in his blood. Went out like a G.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:02:09 PM EDT

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It sounds like he went out on his terms.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:04:51 PM EDT

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Damn fine way to go at 83

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:18:33 PM EDT

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No bitch in his blood. Went out like a G.

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No bitch, but plenty of H.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:27:34 PM EDT

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With the spike still in his arm, he probably didn't have time to do deathbed repentance.

Stannis: A good deed does not wash out a bad, nor a bad deed a good.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:29:29 PM EDT

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Did he by chance, just get a lucrative NFL contract?

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:30:38 PM EDT

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RIP Walt!

My exit plan is somewhere in SE Asia, I'll die on a beach or something.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:31:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/6/2023 6:32:08 PM EDT

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Pretty funny really.

Just last night I was thinking that of shit got bad towards the end I wouldnt mind doing lines of coke off a high class hooker's ass.

Never even smoked pot and I hardly ever drink alcohol. But if I am gonna go and I know my expiration date, I might as well see what the fuss is all about during the final few days.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:32:42 PM EDT

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So those chicks are all available again?

Pics?

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They were always on a time share plan

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:33:17 PM EDT

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My Man Blue!!!

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First thing I thought of.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:33:56 PM EDT

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Rest in peace you magnificent bastard.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:34:52 PM EDT

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Crack hos, eh?

Probably a fatal STD took him out...

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:37:33 PM EDT

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Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life

Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family

Sad really

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I believe pathetic is the word you were looking for.

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:37:56 PM EDT

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Crack hos, eh?

Probably a fatal STD took him out...

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Yeah, it was the STD and not the syringe of dope hanging out his arm

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:40:50 PM EDT

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Username????

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:51:09 PM EDT

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That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years.

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Posted: 6/6/2023 6:52:39 PM EDT

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Crack hos, eh?

Probably a fatal STD took him out...

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Posted: 6/6/2023 6:53:48 PM EDT

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So, blow works better than Viagra?

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Just the opposite, blow makes you need viagra.

I’ve heard…..

Posted: 6/6/2023 6:56:12 PM EDT

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Not only to go out that way but then to have your acts witnessed by a neutral party and tales of glory retold. Very few deaths are as great as his these days.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:08:44 PM EDT

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I've always planned to suck start a 12 gauge when my age catches up with me. I like walts plan better than mine.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:08:52 PM EDT

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I don't understand how anyone can celebrate an 83 y.o. guy walking out on his wife and family to screw a bunch of whores by giving them food and drug money, then dying with a needle in his arm. How long had they been married?

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:11:52 PM EDT

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Dude could have bought a Komatsu D355A and done some good before going out, but hey, his money his choice.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:14:24 PM EDT

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My neighbor has to run up to north Florida at least once a month. Her father, about 80yo, ends up with half a dozen crack hoes in his house, with the associated drugs/alcohol…she’s afraid he’s gonna drink/snort up her inheritance. lol

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:14:40 PM EDT

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As much as he will be an arf legend, and I get it, etc. There is some pain....

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:15:55 PM EDT

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pics and/or vids?

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:16:25 PM EDT

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HookGoOutWithABang^TM

@WhiskersTheCat

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:17:09 PM EDT

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A glimmer of hope enters my husk of a heart.

Just need enough money to kick the girls up to "decent stripper in mid-level metro area," and the drugs to higher end club fare and I have a goal.

Wonder when he got his cancer dx

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:17:56 PM EDT

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A glimmer of hope enters my husk of a heart.

Just need enough money to kick the girls up to "decent stripper in mid-level metro area," and the drugs to higher end club fare and I have a goal.

Wonder when he got his cancer dx

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:18:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:19:17 PM EDT

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I have no idea what the right reaction to this is

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:20:19 PM EDT

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Kun N go, next!

Sign me up please!

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:23:39 PM EDT

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I have no idea what the right reaction to this is

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:24:07 PM EDT

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Definitely something wrong with someone that can eat hot dogs for lunch every day.

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Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions.

Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog.

He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery.

They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right.

Definitely something wrong with someone that can eat hot dogs for lunch every day.

This is shaping up to be k e of the best threads in a long time. Let's keep it up.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:25:02 PM EDT

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This man died exactly how millions of other men hope to die.

I don't want to fade away in some nursing home shitting in a diaper while no one visits me.

Hats off to the neighbor. He is a modern hero.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:31:27 PM EDT

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Well, he went on his way on what he enjoyed.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:35:16 PM EDT

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Walt’s looking down right now on all the congrats going “I knew I made the right choice”…..

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:35:46 PM EDT

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live a straight die a baller
viking af

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:40:22 PM EDT

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83 is a good run. Walt abandoned his inhibitions and went full send. Not sure I'd do it, but all be damned if I don't understand why one would in that situation.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:41:48 PM EDT

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Well, he went on his way on what he enjoyed.

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for a few years now I've been saying when my mind really starts slipping, I will develop a really serious chronic pain problem. I'll jump through all the hoops. I'll escalate up to something really good, but palm the stuff the whole time. Then have an awesome 3 month party.

I'm ashamed to admit I never even thought about the hooker angle

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:42:11 PM EDT

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I answered a call at a local no-tell motel.
There was an old nekkid dead guy face down in the bed and a very upset hooker named Tammy.
She told us that he was going to town and suddenly went limp.
She thought he was finished until his dentures fell out.
I had to..."So, he came and went at the same time?"
My partner was cackling like a loon and Tammy teared up, again, so we each gave her five bucks to get a bottle of Boone's Farm.

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:44:36 PM EDT

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pics of crack whores?

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:47:30 PM EDT

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I answered a call at a local no-tell motel.
There was an old nekkid dead guy face down in the bed and a very upset hooker named Tammy.
She told us that he was going to town and suddenly went limp.
She thought he was finished until his dentures fell out.
I had to..."So, he came and went at the same time?"
My partner was cackling like a loon and Tammy teared up, again, so we each gave her five bucks to get a bottle of Boone's Farm.

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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:47:45 PM EDT

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Guess STDs aren’t a concern when the plan is to OD

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at 83 bet he didn't give 2 shits about a STD

Posted: 6/6/2023 7:48:58 PM EDT

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This is 100% true story. Witnessed and told by yours truly.

My neighbor Walter is 83 years old. Left his successful business to his kids. Has a wife a few years younger than him who still helps the kids with clerical/books type stuff at the business.

I’ve noticed the past 6 or so months him leaving and coming back early with these young girls. I talked with him when he knew I saw him and said oh my niece was over yada ya.

Come to find out he’s been going to t this shithole bar and picking up these 20 something crack whores. He’s been buying them groceries and dope and banging them in his house.

Wife found out finally and threw his ass out. He was living in this motel with like 6 of these chicks. They found him a few weeks ago with a needle in his arm dead.

Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores.

God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard.

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