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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:05:28 AM EDT
[#1]
Monday = Grandpa brings home a tranny
Tuesday = Grandpa brings home hookers/blow Wednesday = ? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:10:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Monday = Grandpa brings home a tranny Tuesday = Grandpa brings home hookers/blow Wednesday = ? Wednesday = Grampa IS the tranny hooker. Thursday = Grampa is just plain ole gay for the man love. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:16:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's worse ways to go. God Speed.  |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:22:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:22:44 AM EDT
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RIP Walt. If I have any say about it, that's pretty much how I plan on going out. Minus the drugs of course. I'd much rather die in a Mexican whore house than in some hospital shitting myself and eating mashed peas.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:29:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:32:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions. Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog. He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery. They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right. What did you have for lunch? I had chipotle. “Crack hoe and a $1.50 hot dog!” |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:32:55 AM EDT
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Death by Snu Snu
Beats dying of cancer. I'm kind of in envy and awe.... |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:36:05 AM EDT
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Thats about the best way to check out when you get old IMO. Far better than wasting away sitrting in your own piss down at the restroom.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:37:22 AM EDT
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after watching my mother rot in a memory unit for a year staring at the floor(they did take great care of her) , dad bedridden the last year of his life, good for walt.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:38:26 AM EDT
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"hookers and blow" vs crack whores and heroin
I think for someone with a successful business he could have thought this one out 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:46:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "hookers and blow" vs crack whores and heroin I think for someone with a successful business he could have thought this one out With rampant inflation everyone has to adjust expectations. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:10:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Sounds like it was a ugly thing to leave his family dealing with.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:12:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Everyone is alive, but not everyone gets to actually live. Went out like a boss.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:14:08 PM EDT
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It happens. I knew a guy who retired from the refinery down here. Wife died. He got lonely. Crack whores filled the void. He started smoking crack in his mid 70s and smoked up his retirement.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:15:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is 100% true story. Witnessed and told by yours truly. My neighbor Walter is 83 years old. Left his successful business to his kids. Has a wife a few years younger than him who still helps the kids with clerical/books type stuff at the business. I’ve noticed the past 6 or so months him leaving and coming back early with these young girls. I talked with him when he knew I saw him and said oh my niece was over yada ya. Come to find out he’s been going to t this shithole bar and picking up these 20 something crack whores. He’s been buying them groceries and dope and banging them in his house. Wife found out finally and threw his ass out. He was living in this motel with like 6 of these chicks. They found him a few weeks ago with a needle in his arm dead. Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores. God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard. @thirsty I mean, there's worse ways to go right? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:33:53 PM EDT
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WEEEEEEEEEEE
SALUUUUU-UUUTE YOUUUUUUUU |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:42:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Knew of an old guy who was a friend of a friend sort of situation, who lived nearby. Read the internal report on his death scene: had three hookers over, and they reporter having done coke all night long fucking him before he apparently had a heart attack. Had to admit that was one of the best death reports I'd ever seen. Sadly his death triggered a chain of events leading to the truly senseless murder of a family member because one of his other friends apparently had gone senile and *didn't* go out in drug-fueled orgy. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:43:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With rampant inflation everyone has to adjust expectations. That comment, with your avatar  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:44:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:52:35 PM EDT
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I think some of you missing the fact that if he was shooting dope, even coke, this wasn't glamorous or awesome 80s style partying. More French Connection 2 trap house scenes and less Miami Vice.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:55:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like it was a ugly thing to leave his family dealing with. There’s a little bit more to the story but yeah his wife was pretty embarrassed by all the events. My other neighbor literally 2 doors down was a narcotics detective and they caught him buying crack with a few girls in the projects on a few different occasions. He let him go but I think that’s when ge wife found out what was going on and it progressed from there. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:56:36 PM EDT
[#23]
He probably did that hot shot after looking at his recent VD panel.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 12:56:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Your neighbor won the game with that type of exit
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:00:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:02:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions. Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog. He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery. They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right. You know I'm kinda on the side of the Millennials who complain about not being able to get into senior positions because Boomer's don't retire on this one. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:02:35 PM EDT
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At that age I'm sure he gave no fucks about STDs.
Must've been nice! |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:04:59 PM EDT
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"It's better to burn out, than to fade away
my my, hey hey" If by some miracle I manage to outlive my wife, I'd do it ...... or maybe something like this: 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:08:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:08:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dumb fucken way to go..  honestly... A smarter person would have just taken trips to Vegas or Mustang ranch. I've done some work for them. The quality Walt got was probably slightly lower but 10x cheaper |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:11:07 PM EDT
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At 83 well worth it. He was smart at 83 nothing matters. Just slay pussy and die.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:11:10 PM EDT
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Damn....not my style....buy, went out with a bang.
RIP Walt |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:15:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At that age I'm sure he gave no fucks about STDs. Must've been nice! If his wife was unaffected by the STDs it would make a bit of sense. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:15:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude was 83 and had better T levels than the whole MGTOW movement.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:17:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:17:47 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:25:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years. Almost makes me think like terminal cancer diagnosis and ....just fuck it. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:27:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's worse ways to go. God Speed. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:28:51 PM EDT
[#39]
Viagra is a hell of a drug.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:33:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really Exactly what i was thinking. I want my kids last memory of me to be what a great father i was. Not dad with a needle in his arm |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 1:34:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Likely had dementia issues and that inhibition part of his brain was effected. I’ve seen that a bunch, and they appear normal otherwise. Dude probably needed help.
We had a 52 bomber pilot at church at, while not as extreme, started displaying stupid sexual issues. He’s in a home now alone after burning bridges with it. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:04:37 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" If my old man stroked out banging hookers and snorting blow off their tits I'd be proud as hell. Here's to you Walt, you're a bad ass. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:09:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMr. Tango, your avatar stops me in my tracks every time. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:36:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Rock on Walt. RIP.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:41:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not 83, so I can't say for sure. But at nearly age 40, I can comfortably say there's no hedonism, vice, or depraved fantasy worth trading my legacy for. I want people to remember me as having lived with honor and dignity. No one will mention your name in 20 years. Probably a lot sooner. FTW. At 80 years old, your "legacy" is safe. After 80, anything you do is a foot note. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:46:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Well if you have got to go, you might as well go in style
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Posted: 6/6/2023 2:52:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pour one for your homie, Walt. 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 5:39:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......"  
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Posted: 6/6/2023 5:40:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like hookers and heroine to me. Snorting cocaine is wasteful. Much better bang to shoot it. First time I was run up it was by a Navy corpsman. Handy to have access to sterile syringes and bac water. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 5:40:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not 83, so I can't say for sure. But at nearly age 40, I can comfortably say there's no hedonism, vice, or depraved fantasy worth trading my legacy for. I want people to remember me as having lived with honor and dignity. |
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