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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:15:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Guess STDs aren’t a concern when the plan is to OD
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:16:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:16:47 AM EDT
[#3]
Was he ever a helicopter pilot???
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:16:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not the way I want to go, but I understand |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:17:01 AM EDT
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Living the lyfe GD only wish it could live: hookers, blow 'n snow. Hey, that sounds like Pedo Pedro's son, Jager.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:17:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guess STDs aren’t a concern when the plan is to OD STD's are seriously rampant in retirement communities... |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:17:36 AM EDT
[#7]
F
RIP Walt. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:17:37 AM EDT
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Dumb fucken way to go..
 honestly... A smarter person would have just taken trips to Vegas or Mustang ranch. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:18:38 AM EDT
[#9]
 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:19:02 AM EDT
[#10]
I’m torn.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:19:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude was 83 and had better T levels than the whole MGTOW movement. That dude defined the MGTOW movement |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:19:26 AM EDT
[#12]
lol holy shit.
Went out like a boss. 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:20:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Sometimes the normal just gets to you.
Godspeed, old dude. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:21:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Similar story.
Old guy worked for me and was a hard core drinker. Get's on the forklift , which he was not suppose to , and hits a car. Send him to drug test and blows a .18. Gets suspended and on random testing. Fast forward 90 days the guy tests nd I get results , cocaine. I bring him into my office and look at him and say " what the hell Rex"? He looks at me and says " well I gotta be honest , i've been banging these whores at my apartment complex and doing coke with them every night". I busted out laughing at this old dude and I couldn't even be mad at him. I did have to fire him and he was fine with it and ended up dying six months later at 69 yers old. I guess you gotta go have some fun on the way out. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:21:45 AM EDT
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Quoted: ...doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores. God bless ya... I don't think it works like that.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:21:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:22:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude was 83 and had better T levels than the whole MGTOW movement. RIP. 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:23:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:23:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:23:38 AM EDT
[#20]
How many of his best years did he give them? He only took the last one for himself and sounds like he left them financially stable.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:25:10 AM EDT
[#21]
He should have gone to Thailand. Just saying.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:25:17 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really Yeah. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:25:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:27:58 AM EDT
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I wonder how many decades he spent getting refused by his wife every night? Probably at least two, maybe three...four perhaps. He finally had enough and found some willing pussy.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:28:51 AM EDT
[#25]
He died doing what he loved.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:30:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:30:45 AM EDT
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I just visited my Mother in the Memory Care unit.
I want to go out like your neighbor at 83. Fucking hookers and snorting blow. There are worse ways to die. My Mother is finding that out. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:30:52 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years. By a lot. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:32:51 AM EDT
[#29]
Not the hero we deserved…
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:34:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions. Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog. He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery. They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right. Those are quality hot dogs... |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:35:23 AM EDT
[#31]
Based
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:35:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:36:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:36:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:37:00 AM EDT
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Just say no.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:38:29 AM EDT
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I'm not 83, so I can't say for sure. But at nearly age 40, I can comfortably say there's no hedonism, vice, or depraved fantasy worth trading my legacy for.
I want people to remember me as having lived with honor and dignity. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:39:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dumb fucken way to go.. honestly... A smarter person would have just taken trips to Vegas or Mustang ranch. Dude's probably on a fixed income. cut him some slack
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:40:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: This is 100% true story. Witnessed and told by yours truly. My neighbor Walter is 83 years old. Left his successful business to his kids. Has a wife a few years younger than him who still helps the kids with clerical/books type stuff at the business. I’ve noticed the past 6 or so months him leaving and coming back early with these young girls. I talked with him when he knew I saw him and said oh my niece was over yada ya. Come to find out he’s been going to t this shithole bar and picking up these 20 something crack whores. He’s been buying them groceries and dope and banging them in his house. Wife found out finally and threw his ass out. He was living in this motel with like 6 of these chicks. They found him a few weeks ago with a needle in his arm dead. Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores. God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard. Creepy but it’s probably a step up from suffering Alzheimer’s for two years while your “caretakers” ignore your shitty diaper and associated sores. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:41:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" Perhaps he was miserable for years. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:43:11 AM EDT
[#40]
My dad was still banging strippers at 84.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:46:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe his kids were spoiled brats and his wife a frigid shrew? Perhaps he was miserable for years. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family Sad really My thoughts. Kids just had their world imploded. Usually after someone passes the kids get a sense of pride talking about how honorable their dad was and all that he accomplished in his life. He robbed them of that. ".......but you fuck ONE goat......" Perhaps he was miserable for years. So he left his business to them? Could have willed it to a rando and left them high and dry if he wanted to punish them. If they're that spoiled type they care more about the money than about him so by your scenario he just played right into their hands and gave them what they wanted. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:47:26 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad was still banging strippers at 84. I’ve got fairly low standards but I’m not banging any 84 year old strippers. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:48:26 AM EDT
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So he didn’t creep into heaven on his hands and knees all beat up from life and moaning like a well-beaten red headed stepchild, he literally skidded into heaven on his ass screaming “Walt’s here!!! Where’s the parteeee!!! Rock on Jesus!”
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:52:01 AM EDT
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RIP Walt! You dirty old bastard.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:52:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’ve got fairly low standards but I’m not banging any 84 year old strippers. It's pretty dark back in the VIP booths. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:58:04 AM EDT
[#46]
Walt went out with a bang.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:58:49 AM EDT
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Knew of an old guy who was a friend of a friend sort of situation, who lived nearby. Read the internal report on his death scene: had three hookers over, and they reporter having done coke all night long fucking him before he apparently had a heart attack.
Had to admit that was one of the best death reports I'd ever seen. Sadly his death triggered a chain of events leading to the truly senseless murder of a family member because one of his other friends apparently had gone senile and *didn't* go out in drug-fueled orgy. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:59:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThere has never been a more appropriate thread for this gif. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:00:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not 83, so I can't say for sure. But at nearly age 40, I can comfortably say there's no hedonism, vice, or depraved fantasy worth trading my legacy for. I want people to remember me as having lived with honor and dignity. You must be a hoot at parties. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:02:56 AM EDT
[#50]
Well, beats dying slowly in a nursing home without knowing your own name. The crack whores though are a turnoff, sounds like he could've at least afforded college students and coke.
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