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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:02:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And, to Luanne.... I have. Successfully.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:15:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dale's wife is the ultimate milf. Cheating whore, yeah, but man you know what that means  I'll take Luanne. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:18:40 PM EDT
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I have a friend who is exactly like Hank, only shorter.
I'm more of a Bill even though I pretend to be a Dale 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:21:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am Hank Hill
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:22:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One of, if not the best animated sitcom ever. Best documentary about North Texas suburban life you mean. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:25:08 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Best show ever... . I killed fitty men https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/540320/images_jpeg-2393546.JPG My Dad is a bit like Cotton (more than a bit, actually). |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:26:50 PM EDT
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I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head.
Cotton is my favorite |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:32:28 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That was a highpoint episode. Hilarious. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: amazing television, I know every one of those guys.. my favorite episode was when Hank's boss, Buck, took a shining to Bobby and was closer pals with him than he ever was with Hank. Bobby! hot toddy!  When Hank crosses the border to go get Bobby back, sees the "birthplace of Bill Clinton" sign and reaches over and locks the door...I almost died. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:35:07 PM EDT
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I had to have a kidney stone lasered about a year ago. I was under for much longer than they thought I would be and I came out of it pretty loopy.
Dr. Mentioned, to whacked out me, that it took longer than expected because my uerter was narrow and she had to really work at breaking the massive (7mm) stone up. My whacked out brain heard “narrow urethra” and I went into a king of the hill comic rant in the recovery room. Embarrassed the hell out of my wife.. wish I could remember what I said Also… never give a guy just out of surgery his cell phone. My friends still laugh about stuff I sent them lol |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:40:18 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. Cotton is my favorite That's Tom Anderson |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:41:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryTHIS IS WHERE IT ALL PAYS OFF THE BINGING THE PURGING THE CONSTANT INOCULATIONS |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:02:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's Tom Anderson Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. Cotton is my favorite That's Tom Anderson Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:28:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:43:57 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm cautiously optimistic about it. Hopefully it will be decent.
Bobby Goes Nuts and Peggy's Headache are probably my favorite episodes. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:52:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 3:05:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. he also based Bevis and butthead based on growing up in albuquerque. Bevis and Butthead went to Highland High. Tom Anderson is a pretty good fit for a lot of the 4 hills neighborhood. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 3:11:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Love it. I watched four or five episodes this morning while I had online training going.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 3:18:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. Cotton is my favorite That's Tom Anderson Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. Anderson used butane, Hank thinks butane is a bastard gas 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 3:59:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anderson used butane, Hank thinks butane is a bastard gas Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. Cotton is my favorite That's Tom Anderson Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. Anderson used butane, Hank thinks butane is a bastard gas 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 4:04:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When Hank crosses the border to go get Bobby back, sees the "birthplace of Bill Clinton" sign and reaches over and locks the door...I almost died. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: amazing television, I know every one of those guys.. my favorite episode was when Hank's boss, Buck, took a shining to Bobby and was closer pals with him than he ever was with Hank. Bobby! hot toddy! When Hank crosses the border to go get Bobby back, sees the "birthplace of Bill Clinton" sign and reaches over and locks the door...I almost died.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 4:27:58 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. Cotton is my favorite That's Tom Anderson Yeah, but Mike Judge said they were the same person. Anderson used butane, Hank thinks butane is a bastard gas https://i.imgur.com/XKHcE9E.png  'Clips' from 'Beavis & Butthead Do America' |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 4:59:24 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hank would never wear shorts. Quote HistoryQuoted: Hank would never wear shorts. But he did! Not often, but remember when he got butt raped by the dolphin? 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 7:11:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When it comes to adult cartoons The Simpsons will remain supreme, but King of the Hill in my opion had a run where it was as good if not better then many of the The Simpsons seasons. I don't care for adult cartoons after watching a few seasons of The Simpsons annd King of the Hill in their prime, but if I ever did, King of the Hill would be my first choice. Adult cartoons are kinda a funny genre in TV programming in general and their are certianly lots out there. The problem with The Simpsons is it's age now. It was great until about season 5-6, then it was good until about season 10. They should have just ended it with the movie. Watching it now is like talking to an old man, that was great in his prime, but you can only view him as he is now. It's a shell of what it once was and every year it gets harder to remember what it was. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 7:56:08 PM EDT
[#24]
@EasTexan
....oh yeah.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 7:58:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But he did! Not often, but remember when he got butt raped by the dolphin? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hank would never wear shorts. But he did! Not often, but remember when he got butt raped by the dolphin?  Attached FileI can see why Hank didn't like short pants...1st time he wore them a dolphin raped him, the second time, a cougar. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 7:58:57 PM EDT
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King of the Hill has two of the funniest lines I've seen on tv.
One was when Bobby jumped into the fresh laundry basket. Hank looks at him, and tells Peggy "Six O'clock in the morning, and already the boy ain't right". The other was when the usual crowd was discussing BBQ's in the past. The neighbor Kahn says "you rednecks eat anything!" Both of those had me cracking up every time I thought of them. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 9:18:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @EasTexan ....oh yeah. You rang?
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Posted: 5/23/2022 10:15:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You rang? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @EasTexan ....oh yeah. You rang? 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 10:19:40 PM EDT
[#29]
 Hank and Peggy's Smoking Days | King Of The Hill | adult swim You can't make something like this anymore I tell you hwat. |
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Posted: 5/24/2022 6:40:07 AM EDT
[#30]
One time Hank and Peggy were driving to Dallas.
When the sign says 40 miles to Dallas, Hank locks the doors. 
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Posted: 5/24/2022 10:14:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My favorite episode was when they tookmthe kids Snipe hunting. The ended up killing some endangered species bird. Freaking comedy gold. Wow. There's only like eight of them left in the whole world! Well, seven now. |
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Posted: 5/24/2022 10:46:48 AM EDT
[#32]
anyone from Southern OK/North Texas knows someone who is an exact character of that show.
every. single. character. |
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Posted: 5/25/2022 11:30:49 PM EDT
[#33]
If Dale wasn’t stupid he would have shot his wife and John Redcorn years ago.
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Posted: 5/25/2022 11:37:31 PM EDT
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I used to watch it when I got home from my full time job while eating dinner before night classes. Holds a special place in my life.
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Posted: 5/26/2022 12:02:49 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I love how Hank started on Beavis and Butt-Head. YOU'RE THEM TWO BOYS THAT'VE BEEN WHACKIN' IT IN MAH TOOLSHED |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 5:20:45 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If Dale wasn’t stupid he would have shot his wife and John Redcorn years ago. I think there was a theory that Dale knew the whole time, but he was fine with it because it meant she was safe and happy, and he could continue to do pretty much whatever he wanted all the time. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 5:25:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDamn, that's really holding up to the test of time. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 5:29:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They should leave it alone. Just like Futurama, another near perfect series, they should have left it alone. Instead they revived it and we get mediocrity. Most shows only really work for the period of time they are created, you can't just bring them back years later and expect them to still work. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It's coming BACK you know.... https://collider.com/king-of-the-hill-reboot-mike-judge/ And hell fuckin' yeah! They should leave it alone. Just like Futurama, another near perfect series, they should have left it alone. Instead they revived it and we get mediocrity. Most shows only really work for the period of time they are created, you can't just bring them back years later and expect them to still work. Some of the best Futurama episodes were from the rebirth. It wasn't about the period of time, it was about the writers. They couldn't afford the previous writing staff when it went to Comedy Central, so they had shit writers making shit episodes, and then the few golden episodes were contracted out to one of the original good writers. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 5:49:11 AM EDT
[#39]
One of my favorites is when Dale was promoted to HR director and had to fire people in the office.
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Posted: 5/26/2022 5:50:37 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's coming BACK you know.... https://collider.com/king-of-the-hill-reboot-mike-judge/ And hell fuckin' yeah! I didn't even know it was off the air. I see a rerun now and then. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 6:51:10 AM EDT
[#41]
"Khan, get your men."
"Khan has men?" |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 7:20:34 AM EDT
[#42]
My life is weighed down with about 3 lbs of pocket sand….
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Posted: 5/26/2022 8:19:13 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a friend who is exactly like Hank, only shorter. I'm more of a Bill even though I pretend to be a Dale I am regularly accused of being Dale (or Burt Gummer). |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 8:31:14 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If Dale wasn't stupid he would have shot his wife and John Redcorn years ago. That was the joke. He saw conspiracies everywhere, but he didn't see the real one right under his own nose. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 8:55:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think there was a theory that Dale knew the whole time, but he was fine with it because it meant she was safe and happy, and he could continue to do pretty much whatever he wanted all the time. Or, since she made most of their money. If he confronted her she could leave and take his "son" with her. Playing along meant he would have an easy life to do as he pleased. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 10:03:43 AM EDT
[#46]
 cotton hill skinny urethra llf. |
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Posted: 5/26/2022 10:05:52 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Best documentary about North Texas suburban life you mean. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: One of, if not the best animated sitcom ever. Best documentary about North Texas suburban life you mean.
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Posted: 5/26/2022 10:21:30 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am Hank Hill Can you say Propane? |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 11:38:59 AM EDT
[#49]
Family Guy did an episode that was a Poltergeist parody. Had a little cameo.
 Peter turns into Hank Hill - Family Guy |
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Posted: 6/4/2022 7:18:46 PM EDT
[#50]
Just finished a few straight seasons
I remembered a few I'd catch on Fox back in the day. Such a damn fine show. Can't believe I missed so many. |
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