Lol. Non boomers

Damn that guy doesn’t fuck around

Nope. But they did and found out

My extremely ugly aunt cheated on my uncle with her yoga instructor. He cheated on her with a stripper. They moved their drug dealing (one of whom is a retard) children into the other side of the duplex from them. The children then made amateur porn and relieved themselves on all the horizontal surfaces for months.

That duplex was later sold to my grandma on the other side of my family.

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My wife’s first husband cheated on her with the help of his family. But only with women had children. And only with women who bore a strong physical resemblance to his sister.

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Not really a cheating story, but funny. I smoke cigars on my front porch and I'm kind of hidden by bushes once I sit down. The other night the couple across the street, which I just call frat boy and sorority girl, came home very drunk, to the point they could both barely get out of the car the husband drove home, and it wasn't even getting dark yet.

Anyways, as soon as the doors open I hear them yelling at each other. I pieced together that the wife was hitting on a bunch of guys in front of her husband.

The final word was her screaming "if you would just up your game you wouldn't have to worry"

I felt sorry for him, but he's a d bag too. She spent the rest of her night chain smoking in the garage and begging all her friends to come hang out with her on a speakerphone turned up so loud I could hear everything.

 
I was at Sill until early 95.  The jet ski death sounds familiar.

My younger brother is one of the nicest guys you will meet, he is also quite and shy. Anyway he has been trying trying and failing to date a girl for a couple of years. Finally she approached him and said she was ready to date and they hit it off. Girl appeared nice to me and my family, they talked about getting married and settling down, ect. One day she came over to my house to ask if I could watch her dog for a couple of days...ok I agreed. A couple days go by and she won't answer her calls, finally get in contact with my brother who sounds pretty sad. I Find out from him that she left him the day she dropped of the dog for me to watch.  Turn out she was kicked out of college and was in massive student debts, couldn't even get a rent agreement. She had a BF who was also a poor piece of trash and they schemed for her to date someone who had money to help pay off her debts.  Sadly she chose my brother, he sold almost everything he had to help pay off her debts before the got engaged. Once she found out he was broke (15k$ later) she broke up with him and told him she never loved him and had BF the entire time.
She dropped off the dog because she was going to move in with the BF and he didn't want to have a dog in his apartment. After threatening to drop the dog off at the pound she finally picked it up.
To this day my brother will not commit to any relationship...and it opened my eyes to how evil people can be

Dad worked with & was friends with a guy.  He had a great job (communications field position) and a very nice family.  Looks wise, he was probably a 4 out of 10.  Kinda shy & hardly ever said much when he was in a crowd of people.  He got me a job with an engineering/construction firm for summers & Christmas break when I was in High School and College.  His brother was fairly high up in the firm so he was able to get me on with them.

One Summer Dad told me that I would be carpooling with the guy to work that summer.  I asked why and all I was told was that he no longer worked at the same company as my Dad.  Found out that he would hit on every female that he came in contact with on the job (6-12/day.)  Company finally got tired of the complaints and fired him.

The dude was incredible.  He would hit on any female that he came in contact with.  He would ask 100 women to screw him and would get turned down 95 times out of that 100.  Some of the 5 were ugly as sin but some were knockouts.  One day we pulled up to a red light and there was a car next to us with a very pregnant lady in it.  He started hitting on her.  She said "WTF Asshole?  I'm 8 months pregnant."  He responded "So?"  She flipped him off and drove away.

He ended getting fired from the construction job later that Summer.  He was so bad his brother could not even protect him.

He ended getting picked up under contract for a very good job at the local military base, again in a field position.  He didn't last long as the military personnel did not take to his hitting on every woman he came in contact with.  

I never did hear what finally happened with him as my Dad ended up cutting ties with him due to his infidelity/lack of morals.

This

Have your testosterone checked, because that should have been a cheating story.

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I never worked at a place that had that kind of excitement.

Best I have is a friend of mine, came out that his wife had been banging his dad basically their whole relationship. Possibility his kid was actually his dads.


How about learning 2 of the closest people in your life were quite literally screwing you over together.

Do the girlfriends at the duty station typically think their guy will leave their wives/girlfriends at home?

Did they or you initiate?

A young guy at work is married with a young child. He's a nice dopey kit with a big heart who loves his son to death. He finds out his old lady is fucking another dude. They are in the process of working things out. She agrees that staying together is what's best for the child and she really wants to work it out but she's not ready to end her relationship with Sancho. They have been "working it out" for months now.

I really worry for the guy. He is fucked in the head right now and he was a little screwey to start. I've tried to talk sense into him but he'd prefer to stay on the crazy train.

Family member told me this one.

Stationed somewhere in Germany in the 80s. A new guy arrives in his section. Takes the train/bus into the city center to fuck the brains out of the legal prostitutes every weekend. Guy's wife and 2 kids show up a few months later. Guy is super family man and goes on like nothing happened.

Any other stories?

Someone I know *may* have sneaked a local slut onto a military base.

I can't wait to hear the results of the investigation

And what happens when his wife finds out

Buddies wife kept texting an American that kept claiming he cut people's heads off in Afghanistan. We googled him and he was just some fat boy from Alabama that is milking disability with a bad back from the army. Any way she was told to stop or get divorced. She stopped for 6 months and was caught talking about masterbation with him. Now she pays child support to him for three kids.

We thought about fuckin with the guy seeing if his claims are stolen valor but don't know how it works and if it's even worth it.

This was so common when I was there, mid 80's, that no one batted an eye.  There were guys who didnt bring their wives over cause they had a cute little German side piece.  They made up excuses that spouses weren't allowed or some BS excuse and if they did bring them over they dragged their feet and delayed the process for months.  

Doubt that would work today with all the online family programs, Facebook groups and spouse groups.

Not really a cheating story, I don’t think….can’t remember. I knew this guy years ago.

He told me that as a younger man he got into a sexual relationship with a very large woman. She had money and he was broke. He was basically a man ho.

She would call and ask him to come over and he would tell her he was low on gas and out of money. She would offer gas money. That old story.

Anyway, he was somewhere with her and he was doing the thing with her from the back end of things and he looked over his shoulder to see his reflection in the large window across the room then back in front of himself and said to himself (and I quote) “damn, I look like I’m f’ing a hippo”

He left and never met her again.

I get cracked up whenever I recall this story because I can still see his face and hand gestures…like a man trying to squeeze two giant beach balls together in front of him.

He was a jokester so who knows?

They both got laid

I was TDY to Rhein-Main for 3 months in 1994, there was a bunch of us from our base in the States who went over. Two of the guys, both married, picked up German girlfriends and actually moved out of our hotel and into the girls apartment in Frankfurt.


We came back,went back to work, a few days later I'm sitting in the break room and one of the guys wives comes storming in demanding her husband be put in front of her NOW. Seems she finally got around to unpacking his dufflebag to do his laundry, and her hubby's GF had slipped a letter in it telling him how much she loved him and how good she felt when they were in bed together, etc.... She wrote it in English so he could read it.

They actually stayed together, I ran into him a few years later at another base after we both PCS'd. Couldn't believe it.

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That would have been funny to witness.  

My Plt Sgt took a year to get his wife over but once she arrived, we all understood why  This woman had the shape of a bowling ball and was just mean.  She was wider than she was tall.

Before she came over, he was happy go lucky and spent his time with a cute barmaid that was friends with a girl I was seeing.  Once the human hippo showed up all the life left his eyes and he never hung out again the rest of his tour.

Stolen Valor is not illegal. Just distasteful.

Wife's grandfather was a career NCO in the Austrian army. He is on the far right of photo. Not sure of year the photo was taken but I would guess at the time of  the Anschluss in 1938 when the Austrian army was amalgamated into the Wehrmacht. They are wearing 1936 Wehrmacht tunics but retain their leggings from the Austrian army.

As a stabsfeldwebel in the Wehrmarcht he eventually ended up on the Russian front. Found out his wife was having an affair. He tried to get leave so he could go home and take care of business but was repeatedly denied by his chain of command... they just couldn't spare him at the front.

He couldn't stand the thought of some rear echelon pogue banging his old lady so he said fuck it and got hold of some forged leave papers and hopped a train headed west. He made it as far as the Czech border before the gestapo caught up with him. After a quick court martial they hung him from a lamp post.

Dang. I wonder if his wife even felt bad about what happened.

@panzersergeant

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Lol, you should check the stats on "open" marriages.

Hint:  They're worse.  A LOT worse.

Not sure. I didn't know her well and she didn't speak english. She pretty much raised my wife and her siblings. From what my wife tells me she was pretty strict.

Another guy I used to work with saved his money in order to buy a Philippine bride. Let's be honest, this guy was homely, 51 years old, absolutely NO social skills. He once confided he hadn't been laid since 1974.

So, he met this chick through one of those middleman services, bought his plane ticket, flew to the Philippines, got off the jet, met the girl, and straight off she was NOT interested in him or what he had to offer. BUT, she had an available younger sister who would take him, what luck.

He flew back to the States, did the whole marital contract thing, sent her money, bought her a phone that she promptly ran up to hundreds of dollars calling Russia and some Arab countries, other BS. He still went back to the islands, married her, and arranged for her paperwork to come over.

She obviously hated his guts, drained his bank account, and the last time I saw her she was giving BJs at the local bar before she ran off to Louisville, KY. {I know because she offered me one. Declined.}

The kicker was that although they were married, she never screwed him, not one time, nada, never. Not even a hand job. Well, she did screw him out of all his savings. Sad.

SIL and hubby lived in one of those "rural residential" neighborhoods.  He starts banging the hot neighbor, also married.  In the morning he would get the all clear somehow from the hotty that her husband had gone to work.  SIL's hubby would say bye to his family, give the SIL a kiss, and take off for work.  Except he would pull into the hotties garage for a pit stop.  Soon everyone in the neighborhood knew all this, except for the spouses of the players.  

Eventually the hotties husband catches on.  One morning he leaves for work, waits a bit and comes home.  SIL's hubby vehicle is in the garage and SIL's hubby and the hotty are in the bathtub. SIL's hubby ejects from the hotties house bare ass naked with the hotties hubby in pursuit.  SIL is in the kitchen making kids breakfast when her husband comes running into the house shouting "we got a problem".  At some point the hotties husband gathers up SIL hubby's clothes and while standing in SIL's back yard, sets the clothes on fire.  

SIL and hubby stayed together for the kids.  Hubby started spending a lot of time each evening with a guy down the street "working out".  SIL didn't care, she was happy he wasn't buggering her.  Eventually they split up when the kids got bigger.

I got a chance to talk to the SIL hubby.  I had 2 questions...

How did you get your car back?  "it was awkward".
Was the pussy worth it?  "she was a gymnast".

And she was, she was an actual gymnast in college or whatever.

Not a cheating story but this reminds me of a coworker years back the flew to Vietnam and got him some young rural girl and brought her back to the USA on a K9 Visa. During the 90 days and before any marriage happened, the girl died from heart failure due to some unknown birth defect. When he got word sent back to the family what happened, they offered up and sent her younger sister as a replacement. He married the younger sister and from all appearances, seem to work out for them.

When pressed for more info, it came out it was arraigned he would send a few hundred dollars back to the family in Vietnam every month for marrying the first girl and that is why the family was quick to offer and send the second sister as a replacement.

I don't know it just kinda happened. It was like this, I was at the local bar one Saturday nite not really doing much except throwing some darts and then I get a tap on my shoulder from behind. It was my dept manager and she was happy to see me so she said hi, then we sat down and had some drinks, a couple or a few but it was enough to lead to us dancing together. She told me she didn't want this night to end so I knew what that meant. We ended up going back to her place and she was all over me all night long, must've been at least 5 times throughout the night and morning. She had an amazing pussy, hands down the best pussy I ever had in my life so of course this affair continued on. Nobody at work knew because we didn't tell anybody.

Now my asst manager is definitely the one who came on to me hard. One random day she told me that she needed to tell me something in the cooler. When I went in to go meet her in the cooler she was bent over with her pants down around her knees and said that she wanted to show me her new thong she bought at Victoria's secret. She was black and hot and had a beautifully shaped round ass, so I grabbed a handful of butt cheeks with my hand. She had just moved into a new apartment and she hired me to go over there and paint it for her. Well when I went over there that's not all I did. She had been expecting me and when I knocked on her door she opened it slow hiding on the other side, and then there it was, she started by showing her leg in fishnets then came out of hiding with all of this lace on. She literally ambushed me like a predator and threw herself all over me. She was freaky and nasty in every way, even wanted it up the butt with toys and all kinds of things so I let her have her way. Then eventually I got around to actually painting her place, and got paid and got laid.

Well she ended telling pretty much the whole store that we screwed that weekend, not just that but actually every detail about everything we did. I should've known she was a nasty hoe, she had no shame, like she literally bragged about it. So that's how it all came crashing down, my dept manager found out and was royally pissed but her mom died a week later and she came to my house in the night to get screwed again one last time even though I didn't want her there but I felt bad because her mom died so I let her in and she weaseled her way into getting screwed and purposely tried making me get her pregnant by clenching on to me when I came. Then she would call for weeks pretending that I made her pregnant, yeah she got screwed up after all that. Then called me out of the blue four months later to tell me she had an abortion and it was mine, I think she was lying though. The asst manager ended up getting fired because she got caught giving a vendor a handy in the meat cooler. So guess what she did after she got fired, went straight to getting a job stripping at some joint on US19. As for me you can probably guess that I no longer work at Publix but man, what a good ride it was working there, best job I ever had. If I could change anything I would change nothing, I'd do it all exactly the same.

Bump for the weekend drinking crew.

holy fuck; i’ve driven us19 many a times in my late teens and into my early 20’s. lived there for many years.

can say, I never got that sorta action when I worked at sweetbay.....but I did rail a buncha milfs in trampa & fort laudy/boca.

damn, what a time to be alive.....tampa gal was my first or second cougar; i got roped into “babysitting” her young son while friends went out late. via text, I was encouraged to feel free to fall asleep (in her bed) if I got tired.  yeah, I was. Got woken up to her blowing me under the sheets at some ungodly hour. she was a smoke show & fun.



which reminds me, have another story, but I won’t share, unless others want to hear....(supposedly) she was recently divorced at the time we got after it (another tampa milf with two young kids).

@swolliepop

True but he only went part way with just one murder. The second one is free........

Back in high school I had a friend that lived in town and I would stay at his place some on the weekends.  One night we were sitting out on his roof smoking a joint at 2:00 am.  A truck pulled into his neighbors driveway and a guy gets out and goes inside.  the next second somebody jumps out the 2nd story window and into the pool.  He gets out climbs my friends fence and into his house naked as hell.  At this point we had no idea what to do and the guy runs into his room while we were climbing back in the window.  Turns out the guy was another buddy from school who was banging his neighbors wife while the husband worked nights.  He got off work early that night and came home.  To this day they are still married and as far as I know it never came to light.