Quoted:
Despite the fact that she's nuttier than Chinese Chicken with Cashews, I'd:

Slam her like a screen door,
Violate her like a parking meter,
Fill her up like a dump truck,
Spray her like my lawn,
Tie her down like luggage,
Pump her like a well-used oil well,
Screw her like a sheet of plywood,
Bang her like a brass doorknocker,
Oil her up like a multi-lugged bolt,
Make her scream like a 12 year old with a skinned knee,
Spank her like a spoiled brat,
Ahh..
You get the point

Samhain44