Why you harshing my mellow?

That was the dude with two mp5's?

SGTAR15's posable figure shows were epic.

I was sad that SteyrAUG got banned, he and his white tile floor.

Who was the guy that slapped together a new AR every week or so for a while and posed them on a shitty striped blue couch?

MarkM.  I still say "these things happen" to this day.  Didn't he start 87?

Actual bargains in the EE

Subnets late night shows.

Among other things, god those were funny.

Dang,
These replies bring back memories

SteyrAug was locked, then let back in, at which point he put his account up for sale in the EE and was perma-banned.

I think that guy is still here? Did he have a toy unicorn in his avatar?

If you signed up after the AWB sunsetted, you're not OG.

I remember that there never was a monkey.

I actually found ar15.com in 2002 through a site called awbansunset.com. Anyone else remember that?

THE McUzi rant.
The epitome of a verbal beat down.
Pure gold


Garandman, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous
nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm
does fertilize the egg...

While you may fancy yourself some sort of a “Christian”, I am sure most people would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate themselves with your holier-than-thou crap.

All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of
your annoying e-mails, with the painfully self righteous, chest-thumping horseshit, and staff ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written.

You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open
your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid-marked underwear.

Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage.  Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site.

You are a festering infected boil on the ass of humanity and the world; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with Down’s syndrome.

You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist.

The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own an implement of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped.

You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men.

You dress in drag, and you listen to disco.  I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of “Garandman”, thus explaining his future actions.

I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer.
Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit.
Sleepless nights,
broken hearts,
hurricane damage to your home,
sadness,
pain,
misery,
“Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children,
traffic tickets,
loss of loved ones,
felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit,
weight gain,
stubbed toes,
sprained limbs,
damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it,
always having “something in your eye”,
having to smell other peoples farts in elevators,
long waits at traffic lights,
getting laid off from your job,
medical bills,
holes in your socks,
underwear that’s too tight,
sexual impotence,
limb amputation,
or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole.
I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this
planet of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication.
You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents.

I fucking hate you.

McUzi

All I can think of like that is the guy with a My Little Pony on an AR.  Had NH in his screen name, maybe.

Integrity?

Fear Factor.

Had me in tears. Still have pictures that were posted too.

Holy shit that's epic

Sarge and his dolls.

Lets go camping!

The guy that claimed to own a strip club

Underwater Bumpfiring. (And the pictures)

The Range Report (And the pictures)

Lootie (And the pictures)

I Am Legend Tub/Dog/Rifle cosplay.

Lordtraders dating advice

The original blading at 45 post complete with sketch....

Good stuff.  It really was the best of times.  Glad I was here for it.

Thanks for the memories.

{We don't allow such shenanigans here. Don't pull that again. Enjoy your -87% savings!}

everything that isnt todays arfcom.. is what i miss

There was a serious thread posted at one point that was something like:

Title: Can I use Ground Beef to Make Hamburgers?

OP: I am at the grocery store and they do not have hamburger meat.  They do have ground beef.  Can I use that instead?

(Photo of package of ground beef)

What did you do?

That was epic.  It spread all over the internet.

Once AR!5-L mailing list went to a forum everything was f*cked.

LTC Santos FTW.

Landon can eat a bag 'o dicks.

It's okay. Some of us get it.

Another good one...

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/HoustonHusker/151-1075643/

Lots of names in that thread no longer posting.

The original Mall Ninja thread was by Gecko45 on Glocktalk, I was there for that.

Shrine of the Mall Ninja

I get grief from my wife over that to this very day

I remember when Aimless got his first set of nunchucks.
Also Arock, probably being the big one of the decade.

The angel McUzi flew too close to the sun and was burned up.

Anyone that Lemon Party's his own site to sign off gets and deserves respect.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/ARFCOM-101/5-872990/

He committed suicide some time after getting banned.
( not because. He had other issues)

Some of you looked pretty nice in drag.

<You little shit. We will fucking kill your dog> ~edited CTD

Heavy Six
Full power shots from Squatdog
AK refugees complaining on “TOS”
AKs were less than $1000 on the EE

Ronman threads.  My God that guy was funny. Buying preban gi mags on the old site during high school study hall and swapping in the beloved green anti tilt followers in the late 90s.   ARMS sir rails.

The McUzi rants were classic!

What was the name of that journalist that came here fishing for a hit piece and everyone told him to fuck off and kept spamming his name for the search engines.

That's right.  It think that is how I found this place.
It seemed I was laughing about that on every board I read.

He was a wordsmith.

They are ACTION FIGURES!!!!!!

Not quite 15 years but
I miss EvilATF. He had a great sense of humor.
Cheeky system messages.
NorCal