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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:36:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: Try the dishwasher if he won’t fit in the microwave. Quoted: Quick rinse in the dishwasher. Edit: Beat  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:37:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou’ll never get that cat in it a second time. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:38:13 PM EDT
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Cats, household appliances, and ARFCOM. They just don't mix.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:40:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:43:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/96036909-DAF5-4949-B924-8A1515FC7224_jpe-2132728.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/78B61E42-F22B-42CC-8910-6451422603EA_jpe-2132730.JPG Tried that once.. timing was problematic. Dude, you have to use the dewrinkle setting… |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 6:45:36 PM EDT
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Microwave for 45 seconds to 1 minute
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:12:14 PM EDT
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Warm water bath... not hot
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:16:38 PM EDT
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Depends if you ran them thru the dishwasher first.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:18:50 PM EDT
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Can't answer that, but I know they are not dishwasher safe.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:26:48 PM EDT
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He won’t curl his tail because he’s pissed you opened the door and made him come out. Back in the freezer he goes sir!
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:37:07 PM EDT
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Man…you freaks are hard on cats.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:37:12 PM EDT
[#12]
 also this:  |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:40:50 PM EDT
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My cousin's cat snuck into her fridge once and she didn't realize it until she opened the fridge again after work or school. The cat was fine.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:00:09 PM EDT
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Take him to local Asian bistro.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:00:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:20:51 PM EDT
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Thanks for the Jack Bauer thread. I needed it today. I still laugh when I remember the day you took him for a drive.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:24:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks for the Jack Bauer thread. I needed it today. I still laugh when I remember the day you took him for a drive.  Attached FileThis drive or….  Attached FileThis one? |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:38:43 PM EDT
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Yep! Still laughing my ass off.
Edit: the one where he kept breaking the windshield. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:45:38 PM EDT
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A hot shower will perk him right up. Best if you're in there with him to make sure the water doesn't get too hot.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:45:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe the microwave? Don't be silly. That could kill the cat. Try the dishwasher. 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:55:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe the microwave? This but you need to use the defrost by weight setting. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:29:01 PM EDT
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Large crockpot, cover cat with water, 4-5 hours on LOW.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:30:34 PM EDT
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didn't this happen at least once before a few years ago? . |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:37:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: . didn't this happen at least once before a few years ago? . Similar yes….. exact, no. I just wrote this. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:50:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Aquarium heater up its butthole. Slowly increase temp.setting until thoroughly thawed. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/032F5A9A-90FB-4ABE-BFD9-746655B01E42_jpe-2132734.JPG 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:57:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:10:53 PM EDT
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Definitely the dishwasher.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:12:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Man…you freaks are hard on cats. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/F062E175-B226-47B2-9A77-519DC107AFA1_jpe-2132893.JPG 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:26:12 PM EDT
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give cat 2 tablespoons full of gasoline cat will revive and should operate as normal ... until it runs out of gas . |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:33:04 PM EDT
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Challenge accepted.
 I’ll l you know in he morning. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:35:52 PM EDT
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The limited supply of oxygen for a 4-5 hour stay in the fridge would be the primary problem, not the temps so much
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:40:19 PM EDT
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Is that the same picture from my cat is stoned thread from a million years ago or does he have that dumb look on his face all the time?
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:43:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:49:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that the same picture from my cat is stoned thread from a million years ago or does he have that dumb look on his face all the time? Jack Bauer is a very speshul kitah |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:59:09 PM EDT
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Trying to warm up the a pussy huh
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:04:01 PM EDT
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Leave him frozen till spring, then just put him on the porch and let nature take its course.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:11:03 PM EDT
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Jack Bauer is a GREAT cat. These are the best threads.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:12:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Similar yes….. exact, no. I just wrote this. That cat never learns from his mistakes... |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:33:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryClean white, and solid black cats are awesome. My sister in law had a pure white cat once-so clean of a white she looked like fiber optics. Beautiful cat but she was an absolute bitch. Pet her for a few minutes and she'd be putting like a motorboat, then the switch would flip and she'd bite the hell out of you. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:35:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Man…you freaks are hard on cats. Huh huh. You said "hard on". |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:37:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:42:26 PM EDT
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8 years. But the cat was dead before my dad put her in there.
(Parents froze my childhood cat after she died with plans on getting her stuffed. Buried her in the backyard instead almost a decade later) |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:43:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Toss him in the dryer for an equal amount of time. Should work. (Seriously don’t do that.) Put him on the fluff cycle |
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Posted: 10/17/2021 12:13:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Aquarium heater up its butthole. Slowly increase temp.setting until thoroughly thawed. Just use a curling iron, ask a diener for recommendations. |
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:15:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 8 years. But the cat was dead before my dad put her in there. (Parents froze my childhood cat after she died with plans on getting her stuffed. Buried her in the backyard instead almost a decade later) Similar situation: cat died in the middle of winter and I froze it til spring when the ground thawed. Wrapped it up in a plastic garbage bag and told the other family members what the deal was. Daughter sometimes mentions it, years later. I was more fortunate when the (large Goldie) dog died. Winter was fairly mild and I was able to dig a grave with the Kubota mini excavator. More recently, a few years after I buried the dog; grandsons favorite cat died and he wanted it buried by the dog. My son and I came up with a plan to use a Bobcat with an auger bit to make a nice neat hole for the cat. I came home from work, saw fresh dirt on the auger bit, went back the grave area of the yard and was horrified to see fresh dirt right where the dog was buried, which was marked, so the son knew that was the dog grave. Asked the son how deep he had drilled the hole for the cat and told him he was very lucky to have not drilled any deeper. That could have gotten messy! |
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:21:40 AM EDT
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tumble dry on low? [/s]
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:25:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Try the dishwasher if he won't fit in the microwave. 
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:33:47 AM EDT
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Strap some Estes model rockets to him and “Icarus” his ass up high closer to the sun.
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:36:35 AM EDT
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Cats
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Posted: 10/17/2021 8:55:14 AM EDT
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Dated a woman that had an exotic arctic lynx breed. Big cat, probably near 30 lbs and very crafty. It would sit on top of the fridge while we were cooking. She figured out that dropping a paw down would prevent the door from sealing. We'd come back to the fridge, put up leftovers, get more wine/beer and booya, there is a big white cat waiting behind the door.
Same cat would snatch a steak off your plate while eating. At first it would run a couple feet, and you might get your steak back. Then it figured out that if she really hoofed it she could make it into hiding and enjoy your food. |
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