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Posted: 6/3/2004 6:07:28 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 6/3/2004 6:35:28 PM EDT

[#2]

geez- did he spend all his money on the bathroom, that he doesn't have enough left over to buy a camera to post pics?

Posted: 6/3/2004 6:36:31 PM EDT

[#3]

GOOD NIGHT! Are we still talking about a damn BATHROOM?

Posted: 6/3/2004 6:36:38 PM EDT

[#4]

I have a toilet in my bathroom.

Posted: 6/6/2004 1:34:35 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I have a toilet in my bathroom.

I bet Heilo ain't got Jack shit in his bathroom.... Pics?

TRG

Posted: 6/6/2004 1:39:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

Lap pool, grotto, two TV's (large screen), soaking tub, 15 head shower....

I can do the math on 1000 sqf.

"She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over."

Nice try, post pics or STFU.

TRG

Posted: 6/6/2004 2:09:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Did you marry John F'in Kerrys wife's sister?

Posted: 6/6/2004 2:15:31 PM EDT

[#8]

maybe he's rentin out ole' heffners grotto,,,, if thats the case PICS plz ,,,,,

1000sq ft come on man,, most homes are 1000-1500,,,unless you have one of them thar bling bling MTv rapper cribs with a 56inch plasma in the kids room and yer own projection room for ""movie"" night!
if you do way to go,, but show us some pics...

Posted: 6/6/2004 2:49:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/6/2004 2:54:18 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
waltonfeed.com/old/outhouse.jpg

That's 1000 square inches.........................

Posted: 6/6/2004 3:10:27 PM EDT

[#11]

That's awesome...did ya break it in yet? No pics of that please!

Posted: 6/6/2004 3:18:04 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
You have a 1000 sq ft bathroom??

Shit, thats more than 1/2 my house.

Shit! It's bigger than my two bedroom apt!!

Posted: 6/6/2004 3:23:45 PM EDT

[#13]

nope, too long with no response...................

im gonna have to issue an official "BULLSHIT"

ONLY pics can now bring you back from the shame of being called out, on what i'm thinking is a fictional shithouse

no internet pictures either, something distinguishable in the pictures...............even a "fuck you rdnec" sign would work, but has to be something

Posted: 6/6/2004 3:30:54 PM EDT

[#14]

I believe him. I've read his posts. I have an idea about the relative "ching" he has.

I expect a 1000 sqf bathroom is proportional to his house.

Posted: 6/6/2004 4:15:30 PM EDT

[#15]

if he's got so much "ching" then why, oh why, did he not fork out the $100 (obviously pocket change) to become a platinum member, and instead elected to become a gold member and be in the company of such poor bastards as myself

Posted: 6/6/2004 5:20:36 PM EDT

[#16]

"the silence is deafening...
all eyes are her.

What will she say to that innocent girl?

Her hands start shaking but,
the words won't come..."

TRG

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:04:47 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
yampyland.home.insightbb.com/Bathroom.jpg

That's almost my bathroom.... I take the cordless phone and the lapop in with me when I know I'm going to be a while and don't want to miss a post....

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:18:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
if he's got so much "ching" then why, oh why, did he not fork out the $100 (obviously pocket change) to become a platinum member, and instead elected to become a gold member and be in the company of such poor bastards as myself

Ditto! I call BS!

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:18:26 PM EDT

[#19]

hielo, are you just bored, or simply boorish?

I understand that you have the wherewithal, hielo, but why the ostentatious show on this Board?

Don't the weekly meetings of the Junior League at your swank diggs sufficiently alert the 'really important people' to your financial status?

Just feel like slumming among the hoi polloi, eh?

With so many illnesses and deaths reported, with divorces rampant among the ranks, and approximately 20% (IIRC) of the Board unemployed (and the remaining 80% underemployed, at least in our own minds!), it is surely special of you to show your material blessings for us all to behold!

You have given us all much food for thought about our own material needs and financial abilities!

Thank you for your kind services in this regard!

Eric The(MateriallyChallenged)Hun

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:20:20 PM EDT

[#20]

I dunno, my dad tought me not to brag about nice things.

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:24:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
hielo, are you just bored, or simply boorish?

I understand that you have the wherewithal, hielo, but why the ostentatious show on this Board?

Don't the weekly meetings of the Junior League at your swank diggs sufficiently alert the 'really important people' to your financial status?

Just feel like slumming among the hoi polloi, eh?

With so many illnesses and deaths reported, with divorces rampant among the ranks, and approximately 20% (IIRC) of the Board unemployed (and the remaining 80% underemployed, at least in our own minds!), it is surely special of you to show your material blessings for us all to behold!

You have given us all much food for thought about our own material needs and financial abilities!

Thank you for your kind services in this regard!

Eric The(MateriallyChallenged)Hun

My thoughts exactly...

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:24:22 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

Lap pool, grotto, two TV's (large screen), soaking tub, 15 head shower....

I can do the math on 1000 sqf.

"She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over."

Nice try, post pics or STFU.

TRG

Well he's a liar or just a run of the mill braggart.

Edited because braggart apparently has two g's

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:30:16 PM EDT

[#23]

Folks, hielo has the geetus to do precisely what he has described.

Described in excruciating detail!

One might almost say, 'insufferable' detail.

But that would be rude! Almost as rude as..., well, you know.

Eric The(CovetousnessDoesNotBecomeMe)Hun

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:35:35 PM EDT

[#24]

Still no damn pics.

So I'm calling BS...

SIMPLY TO GET SOME DAMN PICS!

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:41:46 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Folks, hielo has the geetus to do precisely what he has described.

Described in excruciating detail!

One might almost say, 'insufferable' detail.

But that would be rude! Almost as rude as..., well, you know.

Eric The(CovetousnessDoesNotBecomeMe)Hun

If he does have money it's a shame he didn't buy himself some class and manners.

Posted: 6/6/2004 7:47:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Tsk, tsk, jrzy, mind your own manners and finish your gruel, m'boy!

There'll be time for recompense and reeducation come the Revolution!

Eric The(Jes'Joshing,Boys!)Hun

Posted: 6/6/2004 8:04:33 PM EDT

[#27]

If it's a lie, who fucking cares? I assume everything is a lie I read on the internet until I see some proof, and I aint seen no proof here yet.

Posted: 6/6/2004 9:47:57 PM EDT

[#28]

Alfred: Mr Wayne, you have a phone call waiting...

Posted: 6/7/2004 5:33:48 AM EDT

[#29]

Bump waiting for the ~~proof~~ pics.
I would just like to mention that a guy who could afford such a lavish bathroom surely could afford a digi camera, right?

Posted: 6/7/2004 5:35:22 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Bump waiting for the ~~proof~~ pics.
I would just like to mention that a guy who could afford such a lavish bathroom surely could afford a digi camera, right?

<lol>, got a digital camera, thanks for the concern.

Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

Posted: 6/7/2004 6:57:47 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Bump waiting for the ~~proof~~ pics.
I would just like to mention that a guy who could afford such a lavish bathroom surely could afford a digi camera, right?

<lol>, got a digital camera, thanks for the concern.

Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

Let me get this straight, You can brag about this bathroom in painful detail but to post pics would somehow violate an unseen rule of decorum ?

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:06:58 AM EDT

[#32]

Post from hielo -

Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

Hmmm, noblesse oblige is simply not what it used to be!

Eric The(MemberOfTheGreatUnwashed)Hun

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:14:45 AM EDT

[#33]

Well, we all have to start somewhere, maybe your next bathroom will be a little bigger Hielo. If you keep your nose to the grindstone even you can amount to something. Take some advice from old crappybob and hang in there.

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:20:39 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

Yeah. For a shit, shower and shave. I'd rather spend my quality time out in the Gulf with my wife and kids.

What are you? Howard Hughes?

On page 40 of the same article it states: "Facing Hughes at the foot of his bed, as always, was his movie screen. Behind his bed, as always, was his movie projector. Alongside the bed was his special amplifier for the movie sound track, its controls in easy reach. For years he had lain in bed watching movies, immersed in a series of two-dimensional worlds that he chose himself and totally controlled. He ran his favorites over and over, the sound turned up to accommodate his impaired hearing, the dialogue booming and reverberating in the darkened room. He had run his No. 1 choice, Ice Station Zebra, more than 150 times, until his functionaries knew the entire sound track by heart."

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:23:38 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

It's only poor decorum if you take a pic of yourself pinching one out in your new bathroom.

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:27:58 AM EDT

[#36]

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

Must be for the waterfall.

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:40:45 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Ain't capitalism Grand!

Yes it is...so are wills.

Sgatr15

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:45:11 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Bump waiting for the ~~proof~~ pics.
I would just like to mention that a guy who could afford such a lavish bathroom surely could afford a digi camera, right?

<lol>, got a digital camera, thanks for the concern.

Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

Okay, I can repect that.

Can we get pics of the wife then? Or is she being remodeled also?

Sgatr15

Posted: 6/7/2004 7:48:57 AM EDT

[#39]

LOL!

Posted: 6/7/2004 9:15:35 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bump waiting for the ~~proof~~ pics.
I would just like to mention that a guy who could afford such a lavish bathroom surely could afford a digi camera, right?

<lol>, got a digital camera, thanks for the concern.

Problem I have is, I find it unseemly to post pictures of my bathroom, it is a simple matter of decorum for me.

But thanks anyway.

Okay, I can repect that.

Can we get pics of the wife then? Or is she being remodeled also?

Sgatr15

Sometimes you are one seriously funny bastard!

Posted: 6/7/2004 9:25:02 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
That is 8 sq. ft. bigger than my house.

Mine too bro. We in the 992 club.

Posted: 6/7/2004 9:28:18 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Quoted:
That is 8 sq. ft. bigger than my house.

Mine too bro. We in the 992 club.

HAAAA!!!

Peasants!!!

Mine's 1023!!!

WOO HOO!!!

Posted: 6/7/2004 9:34:14 AM EDT

[#43]

Screw these slobs, hielo, congrats on the bathroom, truly. I do have one question though, do you sound better when you sing in the shower now? I cannot help but think I would sound better in a bigger room...hmmm, gotta look into that.

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 6/7/2004 10:17:37 AM EDT

[#44]

pics dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 6/7/2004 10:18:17 AM EDT

[#45]

My bathroom looks like that pic slumlord posted that time.

Posted: 6/7/2004 10:40:05 AM EDT

[#46]

Ok, you brought this up, you started the topic. You wanted the attention haveing a bathroom like you described would bring. So now you got the attention and we want pics. Fair trade.

Posted: 6/7/2004 11:04:17 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Ok, you brought this up, you started the topic. You wanted the attention haveing a bathroom like you described would bring. So now you got the attention and we want pics. Fair trade.

<lol>, I was sitting in the soak tub, with my laptop connected tot eh network, steam forming on the lcd panel, with fox news on one tv and the bloomberg terminal piped onto the other, I got carried away by revealing a bit of my personal life, Mea Culpa!

It's a great bathroom, but a bathroom none the less, for me, a rather private room.

Posted: 6/7/2004 11:18:23 AM EDT

[#48]

If you're gonna talk about it, you should show a pic once in a while.

Posted: 6/7/2004 11:19:26 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
If you're gonna talk about it, you should show a pic once in a while.

<lol>, I talk about my wife, children and dogs, but I don't plan on posting any pictures of them either.

Posted: 6/7/2004 11:28:28 AM EDT

[#50]

Nothing to see here folks... let the man get back to his delusions... The rest of us can make do with what we have. I'll just stick to my 750 square foot apartment that I share with a roommate with one tiny bathroom. Hey I got Roadrunner last week, I'm on top of the world... now if I could just find free downloadable porn videos I'd be as happy as hielo is.

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