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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:31:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The big white ladies generally attract a certain stereotype that would line up with this My wife watches that show and I happened to catch an episode where some dude contacted the beer belly forehead one...and came to bang her. You hit the nail on the head with your assumption.  
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:32:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:34:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. This lowers their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. This is where I quit reading this thread. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:34:27 PM EDT
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I can't believe there's a dick on the planet long enough to get that thing pregnant.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:35:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:35:59 PM EDT
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I don’t think the fathers elevator goes all the way to the top of you know what I mean
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:36:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How in the fuck do you know this information?!?!?!? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. This lowers their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. How in the fuck do you know this information?!?!?!? I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:36:12 PM EDT
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Even Da begginz need Lovinz too... yo ... dogg
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:39:19 PM EDT
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It's easy. Just start licking cracks, when you taste shit go back one.....
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:40:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's easy. Just start licking cracks, when you taste shit go back one.....  |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:40:51 PM EDT
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Jesus.
Performing the C-section must've required a fucking claymore greatsword. The surgeon, half way through the operation: 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:42:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:42:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. Not with a 55 gallon drum of Viagra. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:44:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Well shit man, now I'm grotesquely fascinated. Go on... |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:45:32 PM EDT
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The two of them are equivalent to 4 GD wives
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:45:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. I do not want to know why you know this.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:46:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. This lowers their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. How in the fuck do you know this information?!?!?!? I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Ho Lee $hit, and a serious WTF?  
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:48:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have watched moments of this show, as well as "My 600 lb. life". I can't take it. None of these ginormous ham planets are getting the food for themselves. Somebody is bringing them the 20 Big Macs a day. It is SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I can't watch. My wife begs me to change the channel everytime, I am just hypnotized about such an oddity. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 9:58:38 PM EDT
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Quoted:Pics in link for the marines in the house. OP starts off with a zinger and the comments just kept getting better. 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:01:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Easily the funniest thing I've read on this website, perhaps anywhere. Your stories deserve their own thread. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:09:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Looks like you got a lot of stories to tell, GD needs them |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:12:23 PM EDT
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I'm just amazed that that Isuzu finally found a hill to climb/
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:13:04 PM EDT
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I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than I do.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:13:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/cat_puking-1460908.jpg  I've got tears in my eyes I'm laughing do hard. Bravo, sir! |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:13:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Literally and figuratively? |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:13:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... You need an “I’m a nursing supervisor AMA” thread in GD, and start it off with a few stories like what you shared here. GD needs this. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:15:48 PM EDT
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Did a vaginal delivery with a woman who had a BMI of 60. She refused C-section despite 9 months of everyone telling her C-section would likely be required. Anyways, long story short she won that argument (military hospital btw).
Thank goodness there were two new medical students to get in there and hold one leg each while the husband held the rest of the fupa the ''suspenders'' couldn't. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:17:46 PM EDT
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Throw some flour down there and poke the spot that isn't dry
I used to do some of the cases for "my 600# life". I was reguarly surprised at spouses, and is always fun to see some of them a year later. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:18:47 PM EDT
[#29]
My friend and i came up with a fairly sound theory about flies being able to carry viable genetic material 10 years ago
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:24:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have watched moments of this show, as well as "My 600 lb. life". I can't take it. None of these ginormous ham planets are getting the food for themselves. Somebody is bringing them the 20 Big Macs a day. It is SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I can't watch. Dude! My wife and I watch that 600lb Life show, and it is fucking awesome. Talk about entertainment, there's nothing better. The interesting thing is that they don't televise even 10% of what most of those folks are throwing down. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:24:58 PM EDT
[#31]
 Tony Joe White-300 Pounds of Hongry.mp4 |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:29:11 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't visualize this. Need MSPaint please. Oh boy. @JPettimoreIII can you help him out? |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:31:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But which moist crease is the right one? You know all those folds have to be moist. And smelly. Flip folds until you smell shit then go back one. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:32:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Flip folds until you smell shit then go back one. Should be just one past the one with the moldy chicken wing bones in it. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:42:12 PM EDT
[#35]
That blob and whatever knocked it up should be charged with child abuse...
To bring a child into this mess is nothing less than neglect and abuse |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:42:19 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm surprised he could find where to stick it. The smell  
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:47:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/cat_puking-1460908.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: But which moist crease is the right one? You know all those folds have to be moist. And smelly. The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/cat_puking-1460908.jpg  |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:47:32 PM EDT
[#38]
How does one...
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:47:52 PM EDT
[#39]
She’s an inky.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:49:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:52:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:53:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She’s an inky. Yep. Tats were the straw that broke the camel's back for me, too. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:57:30 PM EDT
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The first time I seen them it was some one here posted a YouTube video of them doing a chubby bunny challenge. Seems they made videos of doing fat related things making themselves a joke.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 10:57:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's easy. Just start licking cracks, when you taste shit go back one..... |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:01:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:01:49 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How the FUCK does someone get a beer belly on their forehead?!?! Quote HistoryQuoted: My immediate thought: WTF, no way *scrolls up* WTF, she does!
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:04:42 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Damn the daddy must have a really long dick to get near her pussy let alone insideof her. They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. lol, I’ll take your word for it. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:05:01 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/cat_puking-1460908.jpg Best post I’ve read in GD in a while! 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:05:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly shit, whoever did that must have a 23" monster for a dick and probably blind and retarded
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:06:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't visualize this. Need MSPaint please. I got you fam. @GSPatton  Attached File |
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