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Posted: 2/25/2021 11:40:46 AM EDT
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4 and 41. My 10 year old boy and I already have a cabin on a remote mountain staked out in preparation for the menopause/puberty events. It is our zombie apocalypse.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 12:35:25 PM EDT
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Married men don't live longer. It just feels that way.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:18:10 PM EDT
[#3]
working 90-110 hour weeks is all of a sudden VERY appealing
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:26:43 PM EDT
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Wife and I had our first, a girl, in 2020. Wife is 35.
In before...? |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:37:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife and I had our first, a girl, in 2020. Wife is 35. In before...? About the time your wife starts getting these crazy ass hot flashes your daughter will stop talking to you. Good luck 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:38:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done.  It has happened to me OP. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:38:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Man..... that sounds horrible, Go on lots of fishing/hunting trips. Hide in the garage. Sleep at work. Whatever you gotta do man. No shame LOL |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:44:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Married men don't live longer. It just feels that way. Hah! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:46:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:14:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done. May god have mercy on your soul...... |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:19:44 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My husband's plan is to try and deploy when I hit menopause. He's concerned there won't be any wars when the time comes. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:23:13 PM EDT
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I dunno. My wife is 41, and my daughter is 18. Honestly, I was expecting a lot of drama, but it never actually materialized.
It could also be that I'm just aloof. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:33:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Meh....Wife and I are 60. Youngest daughter is 14.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:38:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dunno. My wife is 41, and my daughter is 18. Honestly, I was expecting a lot of drama, but it never actually materialized. It could also be that I'm just aloof. I don't know if it really is an epidemic of dysfunctional families or if there's just hyperbole thrown around to *join in*. I guess it's probably a fair bit of both. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:39:14 PM EDT
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My wife's menopause lasted until she was 55, couldn't take hormones. But yeah, unless it was a surprise pretty stupid having kids that late.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:42:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done. You are not alone. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:15:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:22:29 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote Historyyep. 2 motorcycles and a jeep. when she gets mad, peace out...
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:42:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: yep. 2 motorcycles and a jeep. when she gets mad, peace out... Same here. Two motorcycles and an FJ. Plus, I set up my office to be a sufficient isolation chamber where I can work, play, eat and sleep. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:52:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:13:48 PM EDT
[#21]
I dunno, I'm 46, my son is 11 ADHD as fuck.
I took him to the doctor yesterday, grabbed some groceries and came back home, wife had cooked dinner and we were eating... he just keeps rambling on and on. I hate to be heartless, but we just spent 5 hours together. I just have to look at him and say, "that's some of the dumbest shit you've ever said." And he keeps rambling. I have to go in the other room , let my wife deal with him for a while. I dozed off for a bit, then he comes in the room and wakes me up. Fuck. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:14:31 PM EDT
[#22]
Well, shit. I guess I'm screwed.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:15:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bears repeating! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lulz Fuck all that Bears repeating! But that's what caused the problem in the first place! OP I am in the same boat. Good scotch helps.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:27:25 PM EDT
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I'm 55, wife 50. 97 cats in the house. All but 1 female. 2 dogs outside, 1 M, 1 F. 2 horses. Both mares. I'm always screwed. Good thing I have the detached man cave/reloading shop.
No kids, but crazy cat/horse lady.......... |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:28:30 PM EDT
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My 18 year old daughter has been great but my 16 year old is a fucking drama queen.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 6:21:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know if it really is an epidemic of dysfunctional families or if there's just hyperbole thrown around to *join in*. I guess it's probably a fair bit of both. Look what have been going on the the past.... well time scale is dependent on how deep you want to dig... lets just say the last 50 years. If you had a functional family count yourself blessed. Most are either dysfunctional, or dysfunctional due to their reactions in trying to avoid dysfunction. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 6:35:27 PM EDT
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I just don’t understand the desire to have kids that late.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:28:04 PM EDT
[#28]
That shit is real and can destroy a marriage in not time flat.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:31:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:34:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Sucks to be you
I had my first kids at 24 and i should be Around 45 before the youngest is 18 My grand plan is kids are self sufficient at around that time and i can fuck off and do whatever i want the rest of my life |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:40:58 PM EDT
[#31]
I have a 41 year old wife, 13yr old daughter and 9 years old daughter....I'm going to build a bedroom onto my office for me to stay for a week every month.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:44:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Yikes, pregnant wife and teething one year old is bad enough.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:22:12 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done. I would think that, what you did, was obvious!
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:23:53 PM EDT
[#34]
You dun fuhqed up man!
Gooooood luck with that... |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:46:10 PM EDT
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Wife is 52 Daughter 24 Daughter 22 Daughter 17 Daughter 14 Daughter 11 Had 2 female dogs, now 1 Female hamster Life is good 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:53:24 PM EDT
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Wife is 43 and daughter is 14. They both have the same dominant personality. Some days they really go at it.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:56:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife's 43, I'm 33. She has a 22 year old daughter and a 19 year old son. We just had a boy, he'll be two here soon, same exact birthday as his older brother. Their sister birthday is like 9 days before theirs. My wife is fertile at one certain time of year lol Yeah I have nothing 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 8:59:29 PM EDT
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When I hit 44 my youngest will be an adult
 . If my wife wasn't fixed I would be, you couldn't pay to raise one again.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:06:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife is 52 Daughter 24 Daughter 22 Daughter 17 Daughter 14 Daughter 11 Had 2 female dogs, now 1 Female hamster Life is good  I used to work with an engineer that was determined to have a son. After three daughters, he tried again. He got twin daughters on that try for a total of five daughters. He told me that God was definitely sending him a message and he was going to listen.. |
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