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Posted: 1/25/2021 3:03:17 PM EDT

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I put pineapple on pizza.

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:05:51 PM EDT

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I'm going to ask my wife's boyfriend to pick up some Tide Pod flavored kambucha from the Indigenous Lesbian co-op the next time he comes over.

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:11:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/25/2021 3:11:29 PM EDT

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I just cut off my dick and balls

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:13:06 PM EDT

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Does this mean that I have to start wearing pants again?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:13:24 PM EDT

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Whose definition of normal? Lizard people's? Normies? Round earthers?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:14:08 PM EDT

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We're so proud of you. Doing your part to fight toxic masculinity, and overpopulation.

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:40:18 PM EDT

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I need an 8K television. 65 inch screen.

Are there any peaceful protests scheduled near a Best Buy?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:49:27 PM EDT

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Where can I get the best price on patchouli oil?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:50:38 PM EDT

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Ate only the homeless allowed to shit on the street or can anyone do it?
Or would that be cultural appropriation?

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I laughed.

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:52:04 PM EDT

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How about those local sports ball teams playing the season's relative game?

I hope they play well against other tribe's entertainment franchises.

Go our colors!!!

Say there's Jon. Now that COIVID has locked everyone down and the barbers are closed.

Now JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE. I repeat JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

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Blues vs. Greens

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:55:19 PM EDT

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I'm cutting the catalytic converters off my car today.

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Posted: 1/25/2021 3:57:34 PM EDT

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What doctor did you use? I hate having these misogynistic tools of rape dangling between my legs. Do you get charged extra if you have bigger then normal package?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:58:54 PM EDT

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Anybody see the new Spike Lee movie coming out?

Posted: 1/25/2021 3:59:52 PM EDT

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8+7=87

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:02:05 PM EDT

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What doctor did you use? I hate having these misogynistic tools of rape dangling between my legs. Do you get charged extra if you have bigger then normal package?

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Doctors are for privileged white supremists. I just used a hammer to smash my package first and a sickle to finish the job.

I suggest all liberals like us do the same for the planet.

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:02:34 PM EDT

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Check your puppies, someones dog is out.

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I tried to put the dog of unknown gender identity into my yard, but it wasn't interested in the Larabar I offered it and just ran away...anyone have any ideas how to catch this fur baby?

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:24:36 PM EDT

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I’m going home and signing up on Twitter and Facebook. I feel like they are a great source to get up to date and factual information. Oh, gonna get on next door too, that sounds nice.

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:25:25 PM EDT

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I'm gonna yell at people who don't wear masks.

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:33:07 PM EDT

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What's the best beard oil?

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:33:20 PM EDT

[#21]

You guys r killin' me!

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:37:59 PM EDT

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I'm gonna join "Mom's Demand Action".

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:39:42 PM EDT

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Karen? Is that your ulterior identity?

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:40:01 PM EDT

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The problem is, normal for most arfcommers still involves a mullet and no pants...

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Hey Hey Hey. You are correct about the mullets. Why do we have to wear pants. I get lots of things done without pants. #FREETHEPANTSBRAH

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:41:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/25/2021 4:41:54 PM EDT

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The fact that you had them in the first place makes me feel threatened

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:49:43 PM EDT

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Check your puppies, someones dog is out.

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I am interested in trading my free range chicken for that pup.

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Posted: 1/25/2021 4:51:42 PM EDT

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Anyone know cross stitch?

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:54:17 PM EDT

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Everybody check out Amazon Prime! They have some cool movies about Great Black Icons for Black History Month!

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:56:28 PM EDT

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So my Prius needs snow tires what do you guys recommend?

Anyone have a Laberdoodle? Are they hypoallergenic?

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We have a Goldendoodle and yes, it's hypoallergenic. He doesnt shed at all and no allergy issues in our house from him.

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Posted: 1/25/2021 4:59:38 PM EDT

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I just donated $500.00 to the City of San Francisco to help the residentially challenged.

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I just donated 5 used fire truck to help wash some of the shit out of their streets.

Posted: 1/25/2021 4:59:50 PM EDT

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Fish or hairstyle?

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:02:21 PM EDT

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Chili is good with or without beans.

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Wrong answer. I'm going to have to report you. Chili with beans causes greenhouse gas which contributes to global warming.

Have a nice time in the camp, climate changer.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:03:28 PM EDT

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For those interested
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Jokes on them, we know the FBI and AFT have been catching each other in stings for years now. Most Militias are just a bunch of UC 1811s and like 3 guys that thought it was airsoft.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:04:58 PM EDT

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Political statement?
Art?
Gender preference?
Chainsaw accident?

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:07:40 PM EDT

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Chainsaw accident?

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But at least it was a stihl.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:14:30 PM EDT

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Wrong answer. I'm going to have to report you. Chili with beans causes greenhouse gas which contributes to global warming.

Have a nice time in the camp, climate changer.

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Chili is good with or without beans.

Wrong answer. I'm going to have to report you. Chili with beans causes greenhouse gas which contributes to global warming.

Have a nice time in the camp, climate changer.

Only the bourgeoisie fart. Thanks for outing yourself peasant.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:23:46 PM EDT

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Brilliant sir, I recieved my Phd from Oxford and I would like to study your paper. Please send to my FaceBook page. BTW you are a racist.

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Well what I found out through lots of research is that most food has origins from somewhere. I was shocked. I'm sure you are also shocked reading this, but by my research abilities. I went to Harvard, so that should explain it for you. I think the only way to avoid being racist is just to call others racist. That way people will know i'm not racist because I accuse others of being racist.

Brilliant sir, I recieved my Phd from Oxford and I would like to study your paper. Please send to my FaceBook page. BTW you are a racist.

Oxford doesn’t award PhDs

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:26:20 PM EDT

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Oxford doesn’t award PhDs

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Yes sir they do actually, they have a brand new program in gender studies. Now stop spreading fake news or I will fact check you.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:28:26 PM EDT

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Is this the football thread? Cause I'm sure you're talking about Florida fans.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:35:21 PM EDT

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That's pretty racist sir but I'll let it pass because of the methane reduction.

Praise glorious leader comrades

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How dare you assume Glck1911’s gender.

I will not tolerate bigotry.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:42:07 PM EDT

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But at least it was a stihl.

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Political statement?
Art?
Gender preference?
Chainsaw accident?

But at least it was a stihl.

Chainsaws are scary and dangerous. Average citizens have no need for such a machine. Everytime I hear one of my neighbors using one I get so scared I start hyperventilating and have to retreat to my safe space, play some Billie ellis, and hug my service chicken.

Only highly trained government certified technicians should be allowed to operate such evil things. Infact the whole tree pruning industry should be federalized.

I didn't need a chainsaw to cut of my privates. I just stuck my evil junk through a chain link fence that had a pitbull on the other side. It was quick and not one bit of carbon monoxide was emitted.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:44:32 PM EDT

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LOL!

Oops! Sorry, I mean, thank you! Down with the patriarchy!!!

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:49:48 PM EDT

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I bought a low decibel rape whistle.

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Mine model is made of paper so it dissolves when I eventually fall on the ground and submit.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:50:05 PM EDT

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How dare you assume Glck1911’s gender.

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Comrade, I repent. Send me to the gulags for 10 years so I may meditate on my crime against shim.

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:51:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/25/2021 5:53:20 PM EDT

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Can I start posting dinner pics of my soy burgers in lettuce wraps now?

Posted: 1/25/2021 5:54:53 PM EDT

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That's so nasty... I'd much rather fuck horses. Consensually of course.

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While I fully support your right to a fulfilling equine relationship, you may want to ensure you and your partner are, um, compatible before indulging in perfectly normal dominant/submissive role reversals. Failure to do the math didn't work out well for at least one Boeing engineer, is all.