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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:29:34 PM EDT

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I’d hang my chin out there like a speed bag for half of what they make from one fight...

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:30:02 PM EDT

[#2]

I'd rather see how many minutes i could last with Sharapova!
Both would be quick, but Sharapova might be less painful.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:30:31 PM EDT

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The real question is - why would a 6'2" woman wear 4" heels?

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Why wouldn't she?

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:31:03 PM EDT

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Am I allowed to charge him and tackle him to the ground?

If not, 0.1 rounds.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:31:45 PM EDT

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Wouldnt even make it out of the first round. I'd bet serious money they wouldnt clear the first minute, and even odds less than 30 seconds.

These guys havent spent their entire life training for a tickling match. If you got in the ring with some of the best fighters in the world, they are going to hurt you.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:32:29 PM EDT

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I'm 6'4(not GD 6'4, I really am) and about 225 on the hoof. Against somebody that much bigger, Mayweather has a big disadvantage, especially if I can keep him out.

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Nice! I like your confidence!!

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:33:12 PM EDT

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I couldn't last a full round with Maria.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:36:51 PM EDT

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I would last about as long with either person in the pic, different activities.

Excellent shape, trains boxing.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:37:28 PM EDT

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this. rounds? lets talk seconds. my over under is 20 seconds in the ring for an average GDer. im way bigger than those guys are have boxed. its doubtful i wouldn't be KOed in the first minute, let alone 2.

speed matters lots. everyone has a plan until they smashed in the face with a shovel, and that's probably about the equivalent of how hard those guys hit.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:39:24 PM EDT

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Anyone who thinks they could last more than a few combos from a pro fighter has never seen how quick they are.

Hell, I used to go to the local title boxing gym for their workout classes; even the trainer's there, despite being probably Floyd's size as well, would have kicked my ass quickly, because of how quick they were.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:39:25 PM EDT

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The real question is - why would a 6’2” woman wear 4” heels?

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because a woman in heels is sexy...

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:40:31 PM EDT

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because a woman in heels is sexy...

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The real question is - why would a 6’2” woman wear 4” heels?

because a woman in heels is sexy...

I think it's a similar answer to why we want 30 round magazines.

Because fuck you, that's why.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:41:16 PM EDT

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this. rounds? lets talk seconds. my over under is 20 seconds in the ring for an average GDer..

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I'd like to think I could keep him amused or otherwise preoccupied for at least 20 seconds until he decided to come knock me out.

Maybe pop a pre-fight Viagra and drop trou as soon as the bell rings... that ought to buy me a little time.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:42:12 PM EDT

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Boxing....yeah not very long..I am not a boxer.

But If you let me pick him up and yeet him out the ring, that's a different story. I weight twice as much as him and with shoes I am 6'1"

As long as he can't catch me with a punch to the face I should be able to accomplish this.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:42:47 PM EDT

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Anyone on ARFCOM who says more than zero rounds is completely full of shit

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:49:11 PM EDT

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100% confident that anyone here could last until he stopped toying with them.

It's been a few years since I did casual fighting, and it's amazing how fast I found myself out of the fight sometimes. And that was with average dudes, not dudes who were actively training, or had any pro experience.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:56:15 PM EDT

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I can't answer because I'll be busy for the next few hours thinking about my lips on those gorgeous thighs of hers

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:56:37 PM EDT

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I'm not wearing gloves and I'm bringing a GUN. If he wants to talk about it I'll give him a chance to run away.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:58:28 PM EDT

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Less than a minute. The average GDer would not land a blow and would go down after the first few punches.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:58:41 PM EDT

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How many times do I have to let Mayweather hit me before I get to touch Sharapova's heinie?

Kharn

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:59:22 PM EDT

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I'm not wearing gloves and I'm bringing a GUN. If he wants to talk about it I'll give him a chance to run away.

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Honestly he's probably still gonna beat the average GDer if they have to draw first.

Posted: 1/25/2021 12:59:48 PM EDT

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LOL

You wouldn't be able to land a clean shot, then he'll light you up while your sucking wind. These fantasies are hilarious.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:01:59 PM EDT

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If you somehow manage to be on a fight card with Mayweather you know the loser's purse is going to be substantial.

I would let him knock me out immediately and take the money and laugh all the way to the hospital.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:03:33 PM EDT

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GD reality or actual reality? GD reality, 87 rounds. Actual reality probably 1 punch.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:03:37 PM EDT

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It would last as long as he wanted it to last. Pro boxers are on another level. I can tear up most amateur boxers but they are dangerous. I've been in the ring with a real pro and it wasn't fun at all.

The pro was starting to delve into the MMA world and was looking for someone with Jujitsu to figure out a few things. The problem with Jujitsu against a pro boxer is the boxer can really punch and do it at a speed that takes away all my other tools. All I had time to do was deal with his incoming strikes until I managed to get him in a clinch. He was taking it easy on me, too. He'd actually let me set up some of my stuff instead of totally forcing me to fight his fight. Had it been for money it would have lasted less than thirty seconds. And this was with a guy who made some money but nobody really knew his name.

Unless you are a ranked pro boxer you have no business messing with Mayweather.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:08:11 PM EDT

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Can I wear a helmet with neck support and one of those chest protectors that go to your waist to protect against impacts?

If so, I’d go 2 rounds

If not, does it count as one if I go 10 seconds? Or does it have to be the whole round?

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:09:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/25/2021 1:11:41 PM EDT

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I'd last about 5 seconds.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:11:41 PM EDT

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not even one punch most likely.

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This is the correct answer. Get hit once by a pro boxer, even at about 50%, and you'll change your tune for the rest of your life.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:12:04 PM EDT

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With no training and preparation? One round at the whim of the trained professional fighter.

Now here's an idea: what if we take an average but motivated Joe off the street, pay his bills and life expenses, then put him in the boxing gym, on a proper diet, classes, work outs, training etc. for several months to a year. Then see how that fighter does against a semi or professional fighter. Now that would be interesting.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:12:50 PM EDT

[#31]

That depends... will there be a ramp built up into the ring so I can drive my Rascal into it?

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:14:35 PM EDT

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I think I could crawl under the bottom rope

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:14:52 PM EDT

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Can I wear a helmet with neck support and one of those chest protectors that go to your waist to protect against impacts?

If so, I'd go 2 rounds

If not, does it count as one if I go 10 seconds? Or does it have to be the whole round?

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I once was at a boxing gym learning how to read a fighter's footwork. One of the younger guys working out there, an amateur heavyweight, was having a bad day. He was a wee bit on the angry side. The guy punched a hole in a heavy bag. Good luck with a chest protector. Head gear? Haha.

A big part of boxing is learning to take that abuse and stay in the ring. It's an acquired taste.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:14:56 PM EDT

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Lmao
True

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:15:49 PM EDT

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With no training and preparation? One round at the whim of the trained professional fighter.

Now here's an idea: what if we take an average but motivated Joe off the street, pay his bills and life expenses, then put him in the boxing gym, on a proper diet, classes, work outs, training etc. for several months to a year. Then see how that fighter does against a semi or professional fighter. Now that would be interesting.

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Same or similar outcome. You don't just become a pro athlete in a year.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:15:55 PM EDT

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With no training and preparation? One round at the whim of the trained professional fighter.

Now here's an idea: what if we take an average but motivated Joe off the street, pay his bills and life expenses, then put him in the boxing gym, on a proper diet, classes, work outs, training etc. for several months to a year. Then see how that fighter does against a semi or professional fighter. Now that would be interesting.

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Still, unless a guy is remarkably gifted with his hands he still wouldn't last a round against a professional.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:16:48 PM EDT

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I'd last about 5 seconds.

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I thought we were talking Mayweather.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:17:00 PM EDT

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Against mayweather one punch.

Against Maria one pump.

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lol

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:18:25 PM EDT

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GD reality or actual reality? GD reality, 87 rounds. Actual reality probably 1 punch.

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I think there were maybe 2 posters that are deluded enough to think they would get through one round.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:18:45 PM EDT

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Anyone on ARFCOM who says more than zero rounds is completely full of shit

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This is correct.

I don’t think people realize how fast a pro boxer is and how fucking hard they hit.

Unless you too are a trained professional fighter, you’re going to get hurt. Quickly.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:19:33 PM EDT

[#41]

weight classes exist for a reason

internet rousey was invincible until real life someone kicked her in the face

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:19:34 PM EDT

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I thought we were talking Mayweather.

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I'd last about 5 seconds.

I thought we were talking Mayweather.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:20:02 PM EDT

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I once was at a boxing gym learning how to read a fighter's footwork. One of the younger guys working out there, an amateur heavyweight, was having a bad day. He was a wee bit on the angry side. The guy punched a hole in a heavy bag. Good luck with a chest protector. Head gear? Haha.

A big part of boxing is learning to take that abuse and stay in the ring. It's an acquired taste.

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Can I wear a helmet with neck support and one of those chest protectors that go to your waist to protect against impacts?

If so, I'd go 2 rounds

If not, does it count as one if I go 10 seconds? Or does it have to be the whole round?

I once was at a boxing gym learning how to read a fighter's footwork. One of the younger guys working out there, an amateur heavyweight, was having a bad day. He was a wee bit on the angry side. The guy punched a hole in a heavy bag. Good luck with a chest protector. Head gear? Haha.

A big part of boxing is learning to take that abuse and stay in the ring. It's an acquired taste.

Don’t you take my tough guy fantasies away from me!

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:20:18 PM EDT

[#44]

I'm confident I could beat him with one round. Maybe 3 if it was 22LR.

Posted: 1/25/2021 1:21:09 PM EDT

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I'd be gassed shortly after we touched gloves.

I work a heavy bag regularly, 5 minutes all out on a bag is a fuck ton of work, and I know the bag isn't going to hit back.

Its an intense amount of work. I have enormous respect for big MMA fighters that can go 100% for multiple rounds. They are usually working even harder than boxers.