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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That was probably "her" cock and balls in your hand OP. Hahahahahahaha! Im glad you're wrong but that was freakin funny |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:55 PM EDT
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But were they milk swole?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:03:57 PM EDT
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I think that moment meant more to you than to her.
As in, it was accidental and she didn't even notice. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:04:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I finished. Thanks op Lol. I was almost there until I read this comment and I raffed so hard I spilled my post-jack ecto-cooler. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:04:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is English your second language? No. Sorry. You're probably smarter and better educated than I am |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:04:47 PM EDT
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Why doesn't shit like this ever happen to me? The most action I ever got at a doctor's office was a prostate exam and he wasn't gentle, and didn't enjoy it at all
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:05:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why doesn't shit like this ever happen to me? The most action I ever got at a doctor's office was a prostate exam and he wasn't gentle, and didn't enjoy it at all Did he put both his hands on your hips? No?? Then you did fine dude |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, did it feel like a bag of sand?  |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did it feel like a bag of sand? No |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:35 PM EDT
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A hairdressers boob touched my shoulder once. I'm sure she wanted to marry me.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cute and homely? Yeah what exactly is cute but homely mean? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:49 PM EDT
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I used to have a smoking hot female Italian doctor, after the prostate exam I asked her if it was my turn... her response whispered in my ear "tell your wife to leave the room"
I really miss being in my 30's |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:06:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So eight seconds? We can guess what happened in the first three but what did you do for the remaining five? i bet he finished twice that day. the last 2 seconds are probably a blur. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:07:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think that moment meant more to you than to her. As in, it was accidental and she didn't even notice. She'd have to have been dead not to know someone was holding one of her tits up for her |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:07:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:08:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? This |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:08:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:08:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOk I guess I didnt see that movie. The reference is lost on me. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is English your second language? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You touched a boob?!!?   |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to have a smoking hot female Italian doctor, after the prostate exam I asked her if it was my turn... her response whispered in my ear "tell your wife to leave the room" I really miss being in my 30's Your wife was in the room? 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You touched a boob?!!? Sandbag ? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:45 PM EDT
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Happens all the time to me.
Last time I went get my hair cut the barber touched my arm with her boob |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:09:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah what exactly is cute but homely mean? Like the girl next door |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:10:19 PM EDT
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I'm just hear for the parody threads
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:10:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah what exactly is cute but homely mean? You know man, sorta like tall, but short. That kinda thing! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:11:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:11:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Or third? Yes. Sure. Translate for me then privately. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:11:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your wife was in the room? Oh dear God!  Maybe Doc gave her some pointers? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:11:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think that moment meant more to you than to her. As in, it was accidental and she didn't even notice. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:11:54 PM EDT
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Mistake at 1st and she just kinda went well if I dont make a big deal out of it, its not a big deal and let it go.
I did, when I had hair, go to a stylist, She would flop her breasts all over me while cutting my hair. It was the best haircut I could get every other week. And I know she did it for the $$ tip. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:12:09 PM EDT
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My dad used to go to one particular barber shop to get what he called the "titty neck rub". It was a bunch of chunky late 20's, early 30's girls who cut hair.
If they didn't invite you to whip it out and go at it right there on the table, I wouldn't make too much of it. Just enjoy it, then go home and beat off or give it to your old lady. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:13:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mistake at 1st and she just kinda went well if I dont make a big deal out of it, its not a big deal and let it go.. Ok! Yeah. That makes sense. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:13:17 PM EDT
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May have just been a bag of sand... they are very similar.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:13:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ok this is not going to be terribly erotic Jokes on you i fapped twice |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:13:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:If they didn't invite you to whip it out and go at it right there on the table, I wouldn't make too much of it. Just enjoy it, then go home and beat off or give it to your old lady. Dad?? Is that you!??? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:14:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like the girl next door Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah what exactly is cute but homely mean? Like the girl next door Ellen Pompeo 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:14:28 PM EDT
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OP, the word you are looking for is demure. Homely literally means unattractive.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:14:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mistake at 1st and she just kinda went well if I dont make a big deal out of it, its not a big deal and let it go. I did, when I had hair, go to a stylist, She would flop her breasts all over me while cutting my hair. It was the best haircut I could get every other week. And I know she did it for the $$ tip. (giggle) |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:15:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, the word you are looking for is demure. Homely literally means unattractive. Duly noted. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:16:57 PM EDT
[#44]
You’re gay. That the only reason you didn’t schedule another appointment ASAP.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:17:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:17:15 PM EDT
[#46]
I too like bobs
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:17:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, the word you are looking for is demure. Homely literally means unattractive. And a dentist is the tooth doctor. Proctologist is the butt doctor. Need to amend your story? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:18:06 PM EDT
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Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads.
What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:18:33 PM EDT
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Cute but homely?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:18:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad used to go to one particular barber shop to get what he called the "titty neck rub". It was a bunch of chunky late 20's, early 30's girls who cut hair. If they didn't invite you to whip it out and go at it right there on the table, I wouldn't make too much of it. Just enjoy it, then go home and beat off or give it to your old lady. Can he go home and get both? |
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