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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:15:10 PM EDT
[#1]
We still won't get along.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:15:24 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What if the party says chili has beans? They will serve chili with beans but only a small handful of beans it will be served on overcooked spaghetti. The only ammo we will be allowed is .45 GAP |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:16:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lots of GDers can't reach their own assholes anymore and I doubt sponges on sticks will be camp issue items. Make your friends wisely.  I assure you, I can reach my own asshole. Past the second knuckle, I'll have you know. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:18:31 PM EDT
[#4]
The only way to lock us all up is to turn the entire Great Plains into a camp.
Actually wouldn't be a bad place to stay for awhile. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:18:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How about we all just agree to not go in the first place. Regardless of how many show up at your door to take you there, you dont go. Imagine if every time the Nazi SS stormed a house to round up a family of jews they had to walk through a hail of gunfire. After a few houses of watching their buddies eat lead they might not be as ambitious to round up anyone else. Dude we all already know this. We're having a laugh here. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:20:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Will there be a range out back? Probably. You won’t like what end you get assigned to though. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:22:32 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do we use our real names or screen names? Screen names obviously. And the camp counselors will have custom jumpsuits printed up with our display pictures on the front and back for convenience. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:22:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can hear the whistling from "The Great Escape" already. First thing I thought of. I want two of you guys, a 100 foot tape and a clipboard. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:26:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Well, Biden put a portrait of FDR in the Oval Office.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:27:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They will serve chili with beans but only a small handful of beans it will be served on overcooked spaghetti. The only ammo we will be allowed is .45 GAP So it's served like an actual meat sauce, but bean people say that supposedly beans elevates it from meat sauce to chili, and it goes on spaghetti? Trans-chiliism will be the glorious future if the party wills it. Pretty sure the second part is already true. .45 GAP is the kind of thing that even the most extreme paranoiac and flipper neckbeard would dismiss as irrelevant while they reach for the last box of .362 x 34mm Sino-French Kurz-Long Quasi-Rimmed. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:30:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lots of GDers can't reach their own assholes anymore and I doubt sponges on sticks will be camp issue items. Make your friends wisely. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You want to hold hands in the showers or something? Lots of GDers can't reach their own assholes anymore and I doubt sponges on sticks will be camp issue items. Make your friends wisely. Since they more than likely won't be serving us steak, lobsters and desserts that should be a self-correcting problem. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:32:06 PM EDT
[#12]
I’m well marbled I will let you guys eat me.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:33:20 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What if they trick us by saying there's free ammo?  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I ain't going to no camp What if they trick us by saying there's free ammo? |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:36:22 PM EDT
[#14]
No fuckin way. I'm not going to any camp.
Not unless they tell me I HAVE to. Even then I won't be happy about it. At all! Unless they have high speed internet and pizza at least once a week. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:38:06 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to laugh at all of you with huge ignore lists when you're stuck confronting those you don't like.  Kharn *click*
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:39:03 PM EDT
[#16]
I doubt they will have cpap machines for the lot of you.
Get out and build strength and endurance. Brush them Cheetos crumbs off your Gadsden flag printed xxxxxxxl t and start doing push-up. Take long miserable hikes and sleep on the cold hard ground for the times that are coming, those will be a co fort. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:40:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Since they more than likely won't be serving us steak, lobsters and desserts that should be a self-correcting problem. Ewww... can you imagine all the dirty lice and bedbug infested wrinkly skin flaps? My hell, that's somehow worse than the thought of washing another man's cornhole. 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:42:11 PM EDT
[#18]
Just to point out the obvious
Anybody here is too dangerous to put in a camp YMMV |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:50:33 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lots of GDers can't reach their own assholes anymore and I doubt sponges on sticks will be camp issue items. Make your friends wisely. Someone did not understand the reference. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 6:54:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I ain't going to no camp |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:06:20 PM EDT
[#21]
Thread killer: sorry to intrude on your fun and games but you guys have an overly rosy image of a re-education camp . . . even in jest. I can think of many "options" that have been employed by evil regimes. Don't think history will not repeat itself here. The image below is possible as they are not going to waste resources keeping you locked up. We are no longer a moral or Christian nation [or, we have increasingly powerful elements within this country that are leading us away from our morals/Christianity]. I don't joke about these things much anymore.
 BTW, those in power won't use retail methods like this. 74+ million individuals engaging in sedition may require a more wholesale approach. Reality can be an ugly thing. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:17:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Is anyone bringing chili with beans? I’ll bring some 9 and 45
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:19:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The only way to lock us all up is to turn the entire Great Plains into a camp. Actually wouldn't be a bad place to stay for awhile. Commandant Noem? 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:28:53 PM EDT
[#24]
Tom, Dick and Harry.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:33:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thread killer: sorry to intrude on your fun and games but you guys have an overly rosy image of a re-education camp . . . even in jest. I can think of many "options" that have been employed by evil regimes. Don't think history will not repeat itself here. The image below is possible as they are not going to waste resources keeping you locked up. We are no longer a moral or Christian nation [or, we have increasingly powerful elements within this country that are leading us away from our morals/Christianity]. I don't joke about these things much anymore. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_12vZRhbqAiw%2FS-mCQwsKKpI%2FAAAAAAAAACg%2FRSO9tpEXWlA%2Fs1600%2Feinsatz.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 BTW, those in power won't use retail methods like this. 74+ million individuals engaging in sedition may require a more wholesale approach. Reality can be an ugly thing. Nah, some of us just have a very dark sense of humor. We know how evil their camps would be, and none of us plan to go camping. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:35:11 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nah, some of us just have a very dark sense of humor. We know how evil their camps would be, and none of us plan to go camping. Good to know. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:36:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Hint: if you won't go, they can't take you.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:37:22 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We still won't get along. Barracks 1-5 No beans Barracks 6-7 No beans and 9mm > 45 Barrack 8-10 beans and 9 mm > 45 Barracks 11-16 Beans I think the classification officer will have an easy time at Camp Arfcom (or is that Avila's Heroes?) |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:37:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They won't need a post. Everyone will starve to death for refusing to eat the chilli with beans. In gulag Chilli has no beans, or meat, or chilli powder, or peppers. And if you want to bitch about it it will have no ketchup or snow either. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:38:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who will avenge me if we’re all in the camp? Gotcha Bro!!! |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:38:31 PM EDT
[#31]
If they threaten to send me to the camp with all the hot conservative women, I'd go willingly!
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:38:45 PM EDT
[#32]
I had rather be dead
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:40:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A good chunk of GD has ample fat reserves I would imagine. I know i do.. I'm not going to the camp though.. until I avenge some folks... I hear the camps for gun owners are going to have the very best showers though... |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:43:35 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had rather be dead That's going to be an extracurricular activity at the camp. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:45:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: We can make it like Hogans Heroes or Meatballs. Fuck no, man. Go look up the threads with polls on how many people in GD don't wash their ass when they shower. No thanks, I'll stay in the camp with the fuckers that actually shower. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:46:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Pretty sure I will have a date with a ditch and a bullet.
No, fixin' me.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:48:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#38]
We've already got a theme song........
 The Great Escape | Soundtrack Suite (Elmer Bernstein) |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:50:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Will there be a range out back? Yeah, we get to be the target. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:51:17 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We still won't get along. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:52:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I assure you, I can reach my own asshole. Past the second knuckle, I'll have you know. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lots of GDers can't reach their own assholes anymore and I doubt sponges on sticks will be camp issue items. Make your friends wisely. I assure you, I can reach my own asshole. Past the second knuckle, I'll have you know. Too much fucking info. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:54:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Barracks 1-5 No beans Barracks 6-7 No beans and 9mm > 45 Barrack 8-10 beans and 9 mm > 45 Barracks 11-16 Beans I think the classification officer will have an easy time at Camp Arfcom (or is that Avila's Heroes?) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We still won't get along. Barracks 1-5 No beans Barracks 6-7 No beans and 9mm > 45 Barrack 8-10 beans and 9 mm > 45 Barracks 11-16 Beans I think the classification officer will have an easy time at Camp Arfcom (or is that Avila's Heroes?) 8 is my lucky number too, how convenient! |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:57:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: We can make it like Hogans Heroes or Meatballs. Trust me, you won't be plying juvenile games with those clowns after the first 10-20 are lined up and shot and you get to do the digging. Re-educating us is not really their goal. A one time expenditure of 25 cents for a bullet is cheaper. There are millions of illegals to replace us. They aren't worried about labor shortages. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:58:16 PM EDT
[#44]
Can you say sausagefest?
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Posted: 1/20/2021 7:58:48 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to laugh at all of you with huge ignore lists when you're stuck confronting those you don't like. Kharn The only way we'll see any of those dickheads is if they're the camp guards. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 8:01:54 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Trust me, you won't be plying juvenile games with those clowns after the first 10-20 are lined up and shot and you get to do the digging. Re-educating us is not really their goal. A one time expenditure of 25 cents for a bullet is cheaper. There are millions of illegals to replace us. They aren't worried about labor shortages. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We can make it like Hogans Heroes or Meatballs. Trust me, you won't be plying juvenile games with those clowns after the first 10-20 are lined up and shot and you get to do the digging. Re-educating us is not really their goal. A one time expenditure of 25 cents for a bullet is cheaper. There are millions of illegals to replace us. They aren't worried about labor shortages. Quite frankly at 67 I worry about having enough time to deal with the 80m of them willing to vote for someone like Biden and his cumster running mate. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 8:02:16 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not even when we're united against a common enemy? I mean I think we could hold it together at least for the duration. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We still won't get along. Fake President Biden hasn't been in office 12 hours and the Super Conservatives ™ on here are still screaming at each other about Trump. I don't think this image is going to work. 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 8:02:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I ain't going to no camp The Democrats have promised the camps will have swimming pools and volleyball... I'm in. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 8:03:35 PM EDT
[#49]
1st class seats are still available.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 8:04:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thread killer: sorry to intrude on your fun and games but you guys have an overly rosy image of a re-education camp . . . even in jest. I can think of many "options" that have been employed by evil regimes. Don't think history will not repeat itself here. The image below is possible as they are not going to waste resources keeping you locked up. We are no longer a moral or Christian nation [or, we have increasingly powerful elements within this country that are leading us away from our morals/Christianity]. I don't joke about these things much anymore. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_12vZRhbqAiw%2FS-mCQwsKKpI%2FAAAAAAAAACg%2FRSO9tpEXWlA%2Fs1600%2Feinsatz.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 BTW, those in power won't use retail methods like this. 74+ million individuals engaging in sedition may require a more wholesale approach. Reality can be an ugly thing. Germany: ever more complex machines of mass death. Russia: train rides you over road of bones. China: Confucius say man who does not eat does not revolt. America: monster trucks with flame throwers on live television? Sorry dark humor is not really my thing. Especially when it feels more like next year than humor. |
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