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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:05:40 AM EDT
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Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:08:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. Why are they so dumb? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:18:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's trivia. I wonder how many people could name 2 founding fathers off the top of their head? Ben and Jerry |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:19:11 AM EDT
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Wife said Mercury immediately.
Not an astronomer or even particularly into astronomy, just not a tard. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:34:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. Not I Jane, had my fill of dumb ones in my dating years. My wife is damn smart. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:01:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why are they so dumb? As a group I doubt they are, some individuals being more or less intelligent than others, of course, just as in the population at large. What I find remarkable is that the men here who married the dumb ones never seem to tire of bragging about this accomplishment. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:09:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not I Jane, had my fill of dumb ones in my dating years. My wife is damn smart. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. Not I Jane, had my fill of dumb ones in my dating years. My wife is damn smart. I can’t say that. I’ve been involved, happily, with some characters who were weird as a two-headed dog, but none of them were stupid. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:18:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don’t know either. And what difference does it really make? 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:38:22 AM EDT
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Mine said, "The conventional answer is Mercury. However, it depends on your definition of planet, there are other bodies that come in closer at times and it is not a universal negative that there has never been or will never be an object that could qualify as a planet that will at least at one point come in closer then Mercury."
No Sh*t that is word for word her exact initial answer. I asked further and she went into a long list of potentials from comets that in the younger solar system we're most likely bigger then Mercury, to not all the planets are still around and different planetary arrangements in the young solar system, the "Nemisis" dark binary solar pair of our sun to, planet-X, and "Naberu" and "Vulcan" (not startrek different Vulcan planet where astroid belt now is), et. . . . etc. . . . |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:46:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did your sons include Pluto? If not, it's time for some additional education. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:16:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ex girlfriend of mine years ago... Me: which one is bigger, the sun or the moon? Her without missing a beat, so confident in her answer: THE MOON!  It is. When you look into the sky. Chicks think different. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:18:30 AM EDT
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Mars?
What’s the first letter? M? So it is Mars? Mercury is too far away. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:23:32 AM EDT
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"Its not fucking earth right? God dang we'd be burnin up!" "Its not jupiter, saturn, mars is it?" "What are some other fucking planets called? Phoenix??"
 Haha that was great! |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:28:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oof. Major oof. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:45:54 AM EDT
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Mine thought I didn't know the answer lol
she was correct |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:09:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWQuoted: If she can't pay attention in grade school science class, how is she going to pay attention when you're describing your favorite sandwich? Quote HistoryWQuoted: Quoted: I don't know either. And what difference does it really make? If she can't pay attention in grade school science class, how is she going to pay attention when you're describing your favorite sandwich? Exactly right. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:15:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine thought I didn't know the answer lol she was correct Ironic for a guy with a planet as an avatar. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:23:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As a group I doubt they are, some individuals being more or less intelligent than others, of course, just as in the population at large. What I find remarkable is that the men here who married the dumb ones never seem to tire of bragging about this accomplishment. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why are they so dumb? As a group I doubt they are, some individuals being more or less intelligent than others, of course, just as in the population at large. What I find remarkable is that the men here who married the dumb ones never seem to tire of bragging about this accomplishment. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:26:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ironic for a guy with a planet as an avatar. It really confused her. I didn't tell her about the thread just asked the question. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:27:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. " vie " |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:21:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She got Mercury on her 3rd guess Her first guesses were Ford and Lincoln?
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:24:04 AM EDT
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Next ask her which planet is closest to the moon.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:34:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine said, "The conventional answer is Mercury. However, it depends on your definition of planet, there are other bodies that come in closer at times and it is not a universal negative that there has never been or will never be an object that could qualify as a planet that will at least at one point come in closer then Mercury." No Sh*t that is word for word her exact initial answer. I asked further and she went into a long list of potentials from comets that in the younger solar system we're most likely bigger then Mercury, to not all the planets are still around and different planetary arrangements in the young solar system, the "Nemisis" dark binary solar pair of our sun to, planet-X, and "Naberu" and "Vulcan" (not startrek different Vulcan planet where astroid belt now is), et. . . . etc. . . . Nice! So you’re married to an astronomer and/or astrophysicist? Mine did say Mercury. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:38:39 AM EDT
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She got them all except Uranus and Neptune switched but said she wasnt sure on the order of those.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:41:49 AM EDT
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Wife and I were watching the Martian at home when it first came out for streaming. The conversation that occurred about midway through the movie was epic:
Her: This is crazy, why would they leave him there in the first place. Me: They thought he was dead honey. They had to leave or they all would run the risk of dying. Her: I just can’t believe NASA wouldn’t have some kind of back up plan you know, they had to know something like this could happen. (I start getting suspicious) Me: Well, it’s a movie so.... Her: Hollywood should stop rewriting history then. Me: (really suspicious at this point) The Jupiter landings were an even bigger fuckup.... Her: How so? Me: They didn’t account for the air density during the aero brake maneuver. Her: Did we lose astronauts? Me: All of them. Her: You’re fucking with me aren’t you.... The funny thing is, my wife has a masters degree and is extremely successful in business. She just has zero interest in things that have no impact on her daily life. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:43:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's trivia. I wonder how many people could name 2 founding fathers off the top of their head? Jupiter and Neptune? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:43:52 AM EDT
[#27]
 Unknown Hinson - Venus Bound |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:45:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:47:57 AM EDT
[#29]
"one of the hot ones"
close enough. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:51:18 AM EDT
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She's an RN with a college degree, and didn't even attempt a guess.
Yesterday I asked her what the largest city in the world was, and she couldn't guess that either, even when I gave her a little clues like, "it's in Asia" "it's in Japan" "it's the capital city of Japan"... Other than that, she's pretty smart. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:51:49 AM EDT
[#31]
My sandwich maker answered “Earth”
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:00:54 AM EDT
[#32]
I doubt my SO would know.
She's an expert of useful knowledge but doesn't care at all for trivial things that's not important to her. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:03:03 AM EDT
[#33]
I know for a fact that it is Arizona!
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:07:31 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? Sunlight hits the area in question more directly in summer. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:15:53 AM EDT
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'Mercury I think... I think it goes Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars'
... *sideways glance*... why? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:21:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If she’s hanging out on Mercury, she is Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She had better be hot. If she’s hanging out on Mercury, she is That depends entirely on where. Mercury is tidally locked, and fucking cold on the dark side. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:26:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife and I were watching the Martian at home when it first came out for streaming. The conversation that occurred about midway through the movie was epic: Her: This is crazy, why would they leave him there in the first place. Me: They thought he was dead honey. They had to leave or they all would run the risk of dying. Her: I just can't believe NASA wouldn't have some kind of back up plan you know, they had to know something like this could happen. (I start getting suspicious) Me: Well, it's a movie so.... Her: Hollywood should stop rewriting history then. Me: (really suspicious at this point) The Jupiter landings were an even bigger fuckup.... Her: How so? Me: They didn't account for the air density during the aero brake maneuver. Her: Did we lose astronauts? Me: All of them. Her: You're fucking with me aren't you.... The funny thing is, my wife has a masters degree and is extremely successful in business. She just has zero interest in things that have no impact on her daily life.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:27:48 AM EDT
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She said Mars.
I’m calling a lawyer later. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:28:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:28:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why are they so dumb? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. Why are they so dumb? They lack the Y chromosome. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:29:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She got it right. Now, y'all ask your significant other if the water that comes out of the shower/tub is from the same line that feeds the house. Oh now........COME ON!! 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:32:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because we're closer to the sun in our elliptical orbit during summer. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? IN!!! |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:32:22 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another thread wherein the men in GD via for the honor of being married to or otherwise involved with the dumbest woman. Sort of weird, ain’t it? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:33:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because we're closer to the sun in our elliptical orbit during summer. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? Well we're at 50% so far. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:34:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well we're at 50% so far. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: My wife has an IQ north of 150, got it right, and even knows why it is hotter in the summer which I bet 90% of GD would get wrong. Next challenge: why is it hotter in summer and colder in winter? Well we're at 50% so far. Now be nice!!!
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:37:28 AM EDT
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Here's the size of our orbit's deviation from circular, by the way.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:39:20 AM EDT
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Pluto isn't a planet. Everything you learned is a lie.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:41:00 AM EDT
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“The moon. Just kidding, Mercury”
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:47:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The problem is your definition of what should be known by everyone is different than what someone else's definition would be. I bet your wife could destroy you on basic kitchen knowledge. She would argue you're an idiot for not knowing basic kitchen knowledge because food is the most important thing for our survival. TBH, modern young men probably have better cooking skills on average than modern American woman....
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:48:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Women just do not care about space as much as men. Unless it's the pretend version of space (Astrology).
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