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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:54:31 PM EDT
[#1]
This thread is both terrifying and entertaining at the same time.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:55:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Mars...
....feels bad man 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:55:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lack of awareness about basic facts of the world is a bad sign. Would you want to marry a woman who didn't know how many continents there are? Or how many states? Or couldn't find Canada on a map? You're going to entrust half the raising of your children to a woman who can't be bothered to learn the simplest things about the world they will inhabit? The problem is your definition of what should be known by everyone is different than what someone else's definition would be. I bet your wife could destroy you on basic kitchen knowledge. She would argue you're an idiot for not knowing basic kitchen knowledge because food is the most important thing for our survival. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:55:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Pluto is still a planet. I think you forgot one |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:56:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:58:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who fucking cares? The universe |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:58:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Forget OP Justcause posted some fabulous milkers. Milky Way, you know. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:00:12 PM EDT
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Relax, fellers, have a nice cold Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:00:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didnt know. But a side from not being able to answer a question in GD why the fuck does it matter? What will knowing the closest planet to the sun ever do for me in my life? Who gives a shit. Im not an astrophysicist. Ill never get off this rock. Useless knowledge. Because its the way things are, you dont know the way of the universe? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:02:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The problem is your definition of what should be known by everyone is different than what someone else's definition would be. I bet your wife could destroy you on basic kitchen knowledge. She would argue you're an idiot for not knowing basic kitchen knowledge because food is the most important thing for our survival.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:03:04 PM EDT
[#11]
"Mercury"
Next question? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:04:29 PM EDT
[#12]
My wife also got the how many times does the moon revolve around the sun. Cause my wife understands how things be.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:05:01 PM EDT
[#13]
"Mercury. Wait. Don't Mercury and Venus switch sometimes?"
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:06:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Even then she'd still be wrong. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ex girlfriend of mine years ago... Me: which one is bigger, the sun or the moon? Her without missing a beat, so confident in her answer: THE MOON!  She obviously thought you were asking about apparent magnitude...  Unless she was talking about at night. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:10:18 PM EDT
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I didn't marry her because she was an Astronomy nerd.
I married her because she was a 6ft hottie that looked awesome in a skirt. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:12:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didnt know. But a side from not being able to answer a question in GD why the fuck does it matter? What will knowing the closest planet to the sun ever do for me in my life? Who gives a shit. Im not an astrophysicist. Ill never get off this rock. Useless knowledge. So if you know nothing about our solar system I’m guessing you know fuck shit about history also. Some general knowledge helps a lot in this world. Most people don’t have any and that’s why history repeats itself so easily. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:13:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Mercury" Next question? If she doesn't know the answer or provides the wrong country that's ok. It's not a terribly easy question. If she says, "Asia" you really chose wrong. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:14:31 PM EDT
[#18]
She said Uranus and laughed a lot.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:15:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Uranus... Came here to post this ^^^^ 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:15:51 PM EDT
[#20]
I doubt the country’s fate rests on if women know the order of the solar system.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:16:01 PM EDT
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Mine had to google.
Fake tittes hot blonde who can't drive. It's ok. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:17:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWe do know both. Tampax pearl and penzoil platinum |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:17:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is the largest country in the world? If she doesn't know the answer or provides the wrong country that's ok. It's not a terribly easy question. If she says, "Asia" you really chose wrong. Mine said, in what way? Land or population? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:17:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Lol. Ask a few random people to name the closest star to Earth. You’ll most likely get some blank stares.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:18:28 PM EDT
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Mine said. “I have no idea. Mars is a planet right”?
I said “my very educated mother just served us nine pickles” She said “what”? I walked away and said “nothing sweetie”? She is not the most intelligent woman. Great cook and she takes care of me. I hunt and she nests and we have been fine for 28 years. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:19:43 PM EDT
[#26]
???????
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:19:44 PM EDT
[#27]
She probably does know, but I don't. I do know some useless shit, but that isn't one of them. And my life doesn't seem any worse for not knowing.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:20:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Women just do not care about space as much as men. and yet to date they have committed 100% of crimes in space. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:21:15 PM EDT
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"Mars mercury Mars... which one is it? Mars! Mars! Mars! Its Mars!"
 after googling it: "I got it right, it was the M one!"She's a high school teacher.  Kharn |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:22:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Jupiter?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:22:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's a keeper!!!Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She said "Mercury. What stupid thing is on ARFcom now?" She's a keeper!!!my wife just sighs and says "Is this from Arfcom? If only you guys would use your powers for good...." |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:23:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine was sure it was 365. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ask your S/O how many times the sun has rotates around the earth in a year. Mine was sure it was 365. Now ask her how many animals of each kind Moses took into the Ark. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:24:42 PM EDT
[#33]
Mine nailed it, then looked at me like I was stupid.
But we're a bit older, so we actually were taught to memorize things like this. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:24:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So if you know nothing about our solar system I’m guessing you know fuck shit about history also. Some general knowledge helps a lot in this world. Most people don’t have any and that’s why history repeats itself so easily. That's quite the jump. I didn't know the closest planet to the Sun therefore I must not know history?  
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:24:57 PM EDT
[#35]
“Uranus” pray for me boys, she’s a rearing tonight.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:25:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's trivia. I wonder how many people could name 2 founding fathers off the top of their head? 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:25:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine said, in what way? Land or population? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What is the largest country in the world? If she doesn't know the answer or provides the wrong country that's ok. It's not a terribly easy question. If she says, "Asia" you really chose wrong. Mine said, in what way? Land or population? you should keep her. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:26:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's trivia. I wonder how many people could name 2 founding fathers off the top of their head? Define "Founding Father." Do you mean the men involved in the American Revolution, or the men involved in the Constitutional Convention? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:26:51 PM EDT
[#39]
Wife and 8 y.o. son got Mercury. 8 y.o. daughter didn't know.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:27:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She probably does know, but I don't. I do know some useless shit, but that isn't one of them. And my life doesn't seem any worse for not knowing. Im sure 1 year olds think the same thing about pooping in their pants. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:28:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unless she was talking about at night. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ex girlfriend of mine years ago... Me: which one is bigger, the sun or the moon? Her without missing a beat, so confident in her answer: THE MOON! She obviously thought you were asking about apparent magnitude... Unless she was talking about at night. Ignoring the question of whether something needs to be visible to have an apparent magnitude, I'll just say I guess that depends on what time of the month it is. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:29:19 PM EDT
[#42]
Mine who I thought might get it right,
Neptune? Pluto, wait is that a planet? Mars? Why? She didn't get angry and laughed when I explained that it's an arfcom thing. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:30:24 PM EDT
[#43]
My wife said “Mercury,” and looked at me like I have three eyes...
 I chose well. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:30:28 PM EDT
[#44]
The same planet that is closest to all the other planets.
Mike |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:35:10 PM EDT
[#45]
Mine said mercury and did a crane kick. Maybe too Much Cobra Kai?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:38:14 PM EDT
[#46]
She said Mercury.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:39:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Wife: "I don't know. Do you know?"
Me: "Of course, Mercury." Wife: "Do you speak two languages?" Me: [crickets] Wife: "Exactly. Why do you ask?" Me: "A guy on the forum says our country is doomed." Wife: "Tell him to go f$%k himself. [Then some gibberish in Korean]" |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:39:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She said Mars.  Mars is the 4th planet. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:40:01 PM EDT
[#49]
My wife has multiple published scientific papers about genetics and speciation in a particular species as well as taught at 2 universities. I’m not going to bother.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:41:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Now I understand all the vaccine consternation here.
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