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Posted: 1/18/2021 7:39:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I literally spit my drink out at this  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Show her this cartoon and let us know what she said. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206275/d72aa1f3-111f-4aca-a7fc-c37fdc7bb748_jpg-1785169.JPG I literally spit my drink out at this You forgot to say I owe you a new keyboard. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 7:41:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 7:43:19 PM EDT
[#3]
My safeword is "pineapple juice."
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:16:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @sp1shooter, what region of Indiana? Very south. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:21:45 PM EDT
[#5]
Am I in too late to ask OP if she had a scalped pussy?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:32:11 PM EDT
[#6]
You guys are really into butt sex. Every thread, it's butt sex.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:37:28 PM EDT
[#7]
She definitely wants it in the keister.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:47:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys are really into butt sex. Every thread, it's butt sex. I've never had an interest in it. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:50:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Engage in rodeo sex.
That's where you pound her from behind while pulling her hair. Then say her bitch sister was better. You must stay on for the full eight seconds to win. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:51:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Very south. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @sp1shooter, what region of Indiana? Very south. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:53:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. FPNI 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:53:36 PM EDT
[#12]
If you’re filthy rich, it’s called Fifty Shades...
If you’re poor, it’s called rape. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:07:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Very south. My ex-wife is from there, are you near Bonnell? If so, is she related to you in some way like most people are down there? 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:18:52 PM EDT
[#14]
You know how to make a woman really hot?
When you're done copulating, wipe your penis on the curtains. Works every time. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:24:13 PM EDT
[#15]
If you are watching that movie she wants the D.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:31:30 PM EDT
[#16]
As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers...
It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis.....  A.I. -- Gigolo Joe P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:34:26 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers... It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis.....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... Go on....
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Posted: 1/18/2021 9:55:59 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. FPNI |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:33:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers... It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... Nice try. But as everyone knows, there are no women on the internet. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:40:28 PM EDT
[#20]
Score
A little freak can be good. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:43:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My ex-wife is from there, are you near Bonnell? If so, is she related to you in some way like most people are down there? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Very south. My ex-wife is from there, are you near Bonnell? If so, is she related to you in some way like most people are down there? Don’t you mean “soon to be ex-wife”? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:51:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Pegging isn't that gay OP. Try to think of it as a 9 inch veiny clit. Try to relax.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:57:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers... It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... You done it now...  |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 10:58:51 PM EDT
[#24]
Dear Penthouse,
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Posted: 1/18/2021 11:03:00 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOh yes. The leg humping will be epic. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 11:24:48 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. I’ve never dated a Nurse, but I am familiar with horse women. My guess, base on what I’ve heard...is that they are very similar. EJECT! |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 11:36:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys are really into butt sex. Every thread, it's butt sex. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:16:11 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh yes. The leg humping will be epic. Drats I've been trying to message her but the inbox is full. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 2:41:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Safeword = Cellphone
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Posted: 1/19/2021 4:50:35 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers... It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... Would you like to watch a movie with me? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 4:53:04 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The phrase you're struggling to find is "she's married." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She's not quite divorced... This. OP is that guy. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 7:21:55 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone is getting tied up And spanked |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 7:47:57 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not redhead and not a stripper. She's native American though. I'm a bad white supremacist. Does she look like Marilynn from Northern Exposure? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 7:50:18 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. Stick around.......she will |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 7:52:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2021 7:56:04 AM EDT
[#36]
Safe word : Meatloaf,
I would do anything for love but, I won't do that |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:08:44 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is living in fantasy land and will dump you once she finds someone with more money. And ? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:41:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryWhat are those! |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:48:00 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I always got the invite to "watch the game." When I arrived, I got a cold one and blowie within a few minutes........while watching the game. LOL Then you got married |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:57:54 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What are those! Sildenafil. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:13:26 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sildenafil. This early in the morning? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:31:28 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. Tell that's the new trilogy: 50 shades of brown |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:51:02 AM EDT
[#43]
Once the ball gag goes in she's NOT saying the safe word.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:37:42 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a woman with many notches under her belt (or bedpost), it often frustrates me on how I can only say less than five men I have been with have actually been intuitive lovers... It also frustrates me how, when you give a man DIRECT INSTRUCTIONS on what you want, he STILL cannot pick up what you're laying down. That's why my priority is how to get us some sex robots...like Jude Law in A.I. (never seen the movie, just this clip), where a freakin' robot can finally take care of my needs w/o me having to deal with men and their neurosis..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0P.S. There "are" women who's sexual proclivities do not spill over into their out of the bedroom life (i.e. passionate women are stalker nuts)...so, I ALSO get frustrated with guys who take a proposal to do a sexual act as this being "too good to be true" and that he's gonna have to hide his bunny from getting boiled!!! Yes, one VERY sexually frustrated woman here... I like you. I hope you stick around. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:50:13 AM EDT
[#45]
I'd see if she prefers ropes or leather restraints, but maybe she just picked the movie because she thought it would be sexy and not really into bdsm. Nothing wrong with a little kink, it's the spice of life.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:10:41 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This early in the morning? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sildenafil. This early in the morning? The kids get on the bus and it's fo time. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:14:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Redhead? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. Redhead? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:17:40 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Heather Locklear is Lumbee Tribe. She's doin' ok for 60. But you have catch her when she's not in rehab. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fradaronline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F11%2Fheather-locklear-staying-treatment-thanksgiving-maybe-christmas-pp.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Some teenage Indians are stunning. None of them make it through their thirties in that condition, though. Heather Locklear is Lumbee Tribe. She's doin' ok for 60. But you have catch her when she's not in rehab. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fradaronline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F11%2Fheather-locklear-staying-treatment-thanksgiving-maybe-christmas-pp.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 C’mon man. . She might be Whatawhoar tribe, but if so, 5% tops. Don’t believe everything you read in Celebrity rags. Use your eyes, and critical thinking skills. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:23:21 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes. He is an abusive prick. I wish I still owned my backhoe. She took the kids and the cat and bailed. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've known her for a couple years but we were both married. Now we're not, mostly. so, who left who in her marriage? guessing you know her husband then too, right? Yes. He is an abusive prick. I wish I still owned my backhoe. She took the kids and the cat and bailed. LoL, this has the makings of a terrific thread.  Thanks OP. You came through for us. Keep delivering. We need this. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:27:55 AM EDT
[#50]
His name was sp1shooter.
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