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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:39:05 AM EDT
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn't take advantage of me
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Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:39:22 AM EDT
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What a hayseed, right?
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Hayseed Dixie??

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:39:45 AM EDT
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Yeah. I still like him though. Unlike you.
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So much drama in the LBC....
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:41:32 AM EDT
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Did I meet that one at SE4?
I think I did.
There was a pug and a long boi with long hair.
Pretty much extreme opposites of the dog world.
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Did I meet that one at SE4?
I think I did.
There was a pug and a long boi with long hair.
Pretty much extreme opposites of the dog world.

Those were my two.

Both politely on leash and not running wild through the kitchen.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:42:29 AM EDT
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Oof, it will be AJ’d
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We have the new biggest boss coming today and tomorrow.

His name is AJ

Oof, it will be AJ’d

At least I got the promise I wasn't getting fired today.

But the GM did stress the word "today".
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:42:54 AM EDT
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Don't worry, I won't
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:43:10 AM EDT
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How goes, Mose?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:43:24 AM EDT
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Peter Nero – A Taste Of Honey
Peter Nero - A Taste Of Honey
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:43:38 AM EDT
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Sounds heathy
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Coffee and push ups

Sounds heathy

Ish

I need to add in other exercises again.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:43:55 AM EDT
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Motivation is always problematic
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Mornin...motivation is gonna be problematic today

Motivation is always problematic

Meh
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:44:53 AM EDT
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Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn't take advantage of me

Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.

That was...not...my experience.

Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days.

Thanks, Army.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:45:25 AM EDT
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Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn't take advantage of me

Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.



Nitrous, Vitamin I, and move the next day.

And I mean from one apartment to a new one, not just walking around.

I was younger and dumber back then as I also smoked
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:46:07 AM EDT
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Those were my two.

Both politely on leash and not running wild through the kitchen.
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Did I meet that one at SE4?
I think I did.
There was a pug and a long boi with long hair.
Pretty much extreme opposites of the dog world.

Those were my two.

Both politely on leash and not running wild through the kitchen.

I have heard rumors of a very misbehaved pooch.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:46:20 AM EDT
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I had one gallon go bad early.


Never gave it the sniff test, since we had a few days to go.


Oof.
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Guy brought in hi rather new QX80. That's the soccer mom truck...

Complained of a horrible dead thing smell in the truck.

Boss brings truck over to me since I did the PDI on it.

Pops the hood and starts looking around. I ask what's up. He tells me there's something dead in the truck.

I open the passenger front door and holy shit..There's something dead in the truck.

Open the passenger rear door and there it is in all its glory. A solid gallon of whole milk.

Been there for a week during a South Florida August....  
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:46:31 AM EDT
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That was...not...my experience.

Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days.

Thanks, Army.
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn't take advantage of me

Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.

That was...not...my experience.

Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days.

Thanks, Army.

OOF
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:47:13 AM EDT
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Sriracha has been sold out around here for weeks.
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Seriously? Last I saw it was plentiful here.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:47:20 AM EDT
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So these eggs...how were they prepared
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With water
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:48:14 AM EDT
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Guy brought in hi rather new QX80. That's the soccer mom truck...

Complained of a horrible dead thing smell in the truck.

Boss brings truck over to me since I did the PDI on it.

Pops the hood and starts looking around. I ask what's up. He tells me there's something dead in the truck.

I open the passenger front door and holy shit..There's something dead in the truck.

Open the passenger rear door and there it is in all its glory. A solid gallon of whole milk.

Been there for a week during a South Florida August....  
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I had one gallon go bad early.


Never gave it the sniff test, since we had a few days to go.


Oof.

Guy brought in hi rather new QX80. That's the soccer mom truck...

Complained of a horrible dead thing smell in the truck.

Boss brings truck over to me since I did the PDI on it.

Pops the hood and starts looking around. I ask what's up. He tells me there's something dead in the truck.

I open the passenger front door and holy shit..There's something dead in the truck.

Open the passenger rear door and there it is in all its glory. A solid gallon of whole milk.

Been there for a week during a South Florida August....  

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:48:15 AM EDT
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I think I'm done here.

Told someone supporting a cop killer to go fuck themselves and got a warning from a GD mod, GD mod doubled down when I questioned it.

I don't need this shit, I'm only here because I like talking to 24/265 people.

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Why do you venture out into GD???

There's assholes out there...
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:48:40 AM EDT
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Guy brought in hi rather new QX80. That's the soccer mom truck...

Complained of a horrible dead thing smell in the truck.

Boss brings truck over to me since I did the PDI on it.

Pops the hood and starts looking around. I ask what's up. He tells me there's something dead in the truck.

I open the passenger front door and holy shit..There's something dead in the truck.

Open the passenger rear door and there it is in all its glory. A solid gallon of whole milk.

Been there for a week during a South Florida August....  
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I had one gallon go bad early.


Never gave it the sniff test, since we had a few days to go.


Oof.

Guy brought in hi rather new QX80. That's the soccer mom truck...

Complained of a horrible dead thing smell in the truck.

Boss brings truck over to me since I did the PDI on it.

Pops the hood and starts looking around. I ask what's up. He tells me there's something dead in the truck.

I open the passenger front door and holy shit..There's something dead in the truck.

Open the passenger rear door and there it is in all its glory. A solid gallon of whole milk.

Been there for a week during a South Florida August....  

Did you taste it? How could you be certain it was bad if you didn’t taste it?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:48:48 AM EDT
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Weighted vest push ups, at that
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Pull ups with plate carrier, train how you fight!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:49:07 AM EDT
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With water
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So these eggs...how were they prepared


With water

I’ll have you trained up in no time
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:50:42 AM EDT
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn’t take advantage of me
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:50:49 AM EDT
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Let’s ride down to Carol’s place one day.  We’ll meet MCW there
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She's up in Tampa...

I'm not going to Tampa.

There's crazy bath salt people in Tampa.

Youse people just keep heading south to Casa De MCW.

We'll party here.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:51:19 AM EDT
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Will Carol let him come out and play?
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:51:53 AM EDT
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Idiots.
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Dog Water....
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:51:56 AM EDT
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Its not that bad. You close your eyes, you wake up high AF.  Can't drink from straws. Soft food only. Painkillers keep you high for 2 weeks.
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I wouldn’t mind being high for 2 weeks, need to find some pot needles
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:52:18 AM EDT
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OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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This is why your mother left you, Kevin....
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:52:29 AM EDT
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How goes, Mose?
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How goes, Mose?

Slow and boring
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:52:56 AM EDT
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Ish

I need to add in other exercises again.
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I need to do more exercises
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:53:07 AM EDT
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She's up in Tampa...

I'm not going to Tampa.

There's crazy bath salt people in Tampa.

Youse people just keep heading south to Casa De MCW.

We'll party here.
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Let’s ride down to Carol’s place one day.  We’ll meet MCW there

She's up in Tampa...

I'm not going to Tampa.

There's crazy bath salt people in Tampa.

Youse people just keep heading south to Casa De MCW.

We'll party here.

Plink will provide the pain killers
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:54:00 AM EDT
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Pull ups with plate carrier, train how you fight!
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Weighted vest push ups, at that


Pull ups with plate carrier, train how you fight!

I can't do pull ups. Elbows are fuckered

I need to get back into doing chin ups, though
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:54:13 AM EDT
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17 is mine!
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That's not how this works....
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:54:26 AM EDT
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn’t take advantage of me


https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jennifer-Aniston-Gif-In-Horrible-Bosses.gif

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:54:40 AM EDT
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So much drama in the LBC....
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It’s kind of hard being snoop Dee ohh double G
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:54:54 AM EDT
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Slow and boring
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Good morning,  y'all.



How goes, Mose?

Slow and boring

Yay?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:55:12 AM EDT
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I need to do more exercises
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Ish

I need to add in other exercises again.

I need to do more exercises

Yep
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:55:35 AM EDT
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Time for the twerking
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Later!
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Mornin all!
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Pull ups with plate carrier, train how you fight!
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Weighted vest push ups, at that


Pull ups with plate carrier, train how you fight!


I need a pullup bar... And a plate carrier...
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:56:42 AM EDT
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I was awake when I got mine out.

She was a hot red head with big boobs.

Was not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:56:52 AM EDT
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Hi Moe!!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:57:06 AM EDT
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That was...not...my experience.

Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days.

Thanks, Army.
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Ouch.... I was under completely since they had to cut mine out. Versed was the stuff. I had taken Oxy and other opiates before due to previous surgery so I knew that I wouldn't have a reaction. I was out for the count for a few weeks during the summer before college.

I did chew the insides of my cheeks off though.
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Sriracha has been sold out around here for weeks.
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Pretty sure there's a bunch down here..

Want me to send you a couple bottles?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:58:32 AM EDT
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Nitrous, Vitamin I, and move the next day.

And I mean from one apartment to a new one, not just walking around.

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I was just recounting my experience

Still lived at home, it was summer before college. Was not the worst time in the world, but the drugs were nice.
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I have heard rumors of a very misbehaved pooch.
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Did I meet that one at SE4?
I think I did.
There was a pug and a long boi with long hair.
Pretty much extreme opposites of the dog world.

Those were my two.

Both politely on leash and not running wild through the kitchen.

I have heard rumors of a very misbehaved pooch.

My two kept looking at me like “please make it go away.” I’m fortunate that they look to me to resolve those situations rather than just taking care of it themselves. Our next one probably won’t be quite so tolerant.
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Did you taste it? How could you be certain it was bad if you didn’t taste it?
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It was fucking SOLID.  
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Mornin all!
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Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast.

What's your most interesting shitpost?
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Dog Water....
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Dollar tree headset
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